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Clips from The Distinguished Gentleman

"and whose soul is empty,"
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"the Lord grants no 90-day extension."
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"And when the last trump sounds,"
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"believe me, you will be audited."
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"This is a wonderful date."
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"Oh, darling, I'm glad you could make it!"
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"Oh, I love that sermon, Uncle Eli."
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"This is your uncle?"
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"Yes, my niece tells me you're not half as slimy as I thought."
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"That puts you somewhere between a lizard and a toad. Quite a step up, huh?"
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"Thank you very much."
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"Forgive me for staring. I don't know how I missed the family resemblance."
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"She's you in a skirt."
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"[TV Announcer]... trailing by 13 as we begin the second half."
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"[Man] Yeah, I guess we're all bringin' our wives."
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"Al, you gonna bring your wife, ain't ya?"
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"[Al Chuckling] You bet."
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"[TV Continues Indistinct]"
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"Uh-huh. Uh."
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"[TV Continues Indistinct]"
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"Oh, I slipped."
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"- Ellie. - How ya doin', Thomas?"
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"I need your help on the ethics bill, Leon."
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"- I want you to cosponsor my amendments. - You make a persuasive case, Eli."
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"But that wasn't a yes."
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"I promise to give it the attention it deserves."
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"- Better luck next time, son. - Yeah, man, you're so good. He's so good."
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"He took $600 off you that last hand, didn't he?"
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"- He took a real shinin' to me. - If I didn't know any better,"
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"I'd say you lost to him on purpose."
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"There's nothin' wrong with lettin' the head of the ethics committee..."
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"roll ya every now and then."
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"You know, you're gonna fit in real good around here. Too good."
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"How come you never ask me to help you out with your amendments?"
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"Oh, come on, Thomas. Give it a rest."
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"Everybody knows you're Dick Dodge's boy."
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"Hey, man, I ain't nobody's boy, all right?"
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"Don't waste your outrage on me. I know what ya are."
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"- I am no different than anybody else up here, okay? - That's not true."
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"You see, some people here actually do something besides saving their own ass."
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"You know, just then you reminded me of my father."
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"Did I really? How so?"
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"He used to say I was a scumbag too."
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"Aren't you going to vote?"
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"Is that what that means? You know, all this time I've been listenin' to that shit,"
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"thinkin' it was time for Final Jeopardy or somethin'."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"[Indistinct Chatter]"
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"- [Thomas] Excuse me. - Excuse me, Congressman."
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"- I'm Mrs. Koslowski. - Hi, I'm leaving."
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"We were just learning how a bill becomes a law. Was that a vote?"
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"Yes, that was a vote in there. Oh! Oh!"
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"Yes, that was a vote. A vote was made. Bye-bye."
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"- And what did you vote? - Ah, I voted nay."
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"It was a terrible bill and it would have destroyed the fabric of American life."
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"What was the vote on?"
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"[Chuckling] Rafe!"
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"Rafe, will you talk to these nice people. Explain to them about the vote."
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"Well, it was a motion on the previous question on the rule."
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"No, it was a motion on the recommitment..."
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"of the rule of the motion of the previous question."
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"- Which means? - Clean air."
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"School lunches."
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"Ah, you see the difficult choices we have to make here, kids,"
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"between clean air and school lunches, okay?"
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"That's why I want to be the education congressman. See, 'cause I feel..."
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"that American students should be able to eat lunch and breathe at the same time."
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"And I see an America where there's no such thing..."
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"as a student who is below average."
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"And I think it is wrong when students have to stay up late at night..."
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"and miss all the good shows doing homework."
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"Then get up early in the mornin' and go to school."
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"This sort of thing just is not fair."
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"[Cheering]"
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"- Uh, good morning. May I help you? - Yes, I'm Ellen Juba."
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"- This is my daughter, Mickey. - Hi."
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"We'd like to see our congressman. We live in the district."
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"Just a moment, please."
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"Ah, could you come out? Thank you."
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"Be right with you. I like your hat."
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"How do you do? I'm Miss Loretta, public liaison for the congressman."
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"Ellen Juba, my daughter, Mickey. We'd like to see him."
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"Y'all from the district? Up here seeing the sights?"
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"How'd you folks like some gallery passes? Go listen to the great debates of our day."
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"We don't wanna go to the gallery. We wanna see Congressman Johnson."
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"Well, how about a house key ring? For each of you?"
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"Here, see that? Isn't that something? Turns into a pen."
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"I don't think you understand. We're not tourists. We're constituents."
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"You're not with some organization, are you, honey?"
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"I'm a goddamn citizen. Isn't that enough?"
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"Do you have an appointment?"
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"No, I do not have an appointment, because y'all keep givin' me the runaround."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but the congressman is a very busy man."
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"Now, if you'd like to discuss it with me, I will personally..."
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"go over the issue with him and get a letter out to you."
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"We're not leaving here until we see him."
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"Armando, would you come out front? We have a situation."
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"You stop palming me off on your flunkies."
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"Are you gonna go in there and tell him we're out here..."
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"or am I gonna go in there and tell him myself?"
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"- Excuse me, may I help you, please? - Yes, you can."
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"- I would like to see my congressman, please. - He's not here today."
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"- I bet he is here. Excuse me. - No, no, please, lady."
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"- No, you just let me by! - No, don't push. Okay. Ya! Ya!"
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"- [Indistinct Shouting] - I am sick of this! I am fed up!"
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"- I have every right! Let go of her! - Hey!"
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"Oh, baby."
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"Come on, Mama. Let's go."
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"Hey."
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"What happened to you?"
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"The doctor says they got it all. I'm gonna be okay."
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"I was lucky, but, but there are others."
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"- What others? - Other kids. They call it a cancer cluster."
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"At first, none of us in the neighborhood wanted to believe it."
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"But then we all saw it."
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"For me, it was when the two-year-old across the street..."
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"developed a brain tumor same as Mickey's."
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"We looked at everything: the water, the air, dump sites."
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"Insects, you name it."
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