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Clips from Friends with Kids

"- No, no. We just told them. - We just told them."
Friends with Kids
"- They've been busy. - That is amazing..."
Friends with Kids
"Please disregard what I just said."
Friends with Kids
"- No, no, we hate those people, too... - We hate them. We hate them."
Friends with Kids
"- We are not those people. - These are awful people."
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"- I don't hate them... - I love those."
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"We are never going to bring our kids to a place like this."
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"Or any fancy place."
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"Or anywhere. We are going to keep them at home."
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"- You can't... - Yeah, we're gonna be cool."
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"Les will still be strident and I'm going to keep drinking a lot, so..."
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"I'm kidding."
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"I'm kidding."
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"- I love you, baby. - I love you, too."
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"We're excited."
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"Serious, you guys, everything's gonna be the same."
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"- Nothing's gonna change. - Of course."
Friends with Kids
"I guess I need six pink and eight blue ones."
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"- So, 14 total. - Yeah."
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"- Wrapped? - Oh, wrapped would be so great."
Friends with Kids
"If you could do... Oh, thank you. Hold on one sec, sorry."
Friends with Kids
"Thanks, Steph. Thank you."
Friends with Kids
"- Did you say 1,400 something? - Yes, ma'am."
Friends with Kids
"I'm gonna get back to you after I make some tough decisions, thanks."
Friends with Kids
"Hi."
Friends with Kids
"Are you looking at what I'm looking at?"
Friends with Kids
"Check your inbox."
Friends with Kids
"Okay. Hold please."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Wow, that is bold!"
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"Yeah, really."
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"Really. I was eating lunch."
Friends with Kids
"Is that corn?"
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"But now my appetite's back, thank you."
Friends with Kids
"Sorry. Hey, what do you want for your birthday, anyway?"
Friends with Kids
"A great girl with big tits, long legs, who isn't crazy, or neurotic, or religious."
Friends with Kids
"What that I can get in the next three hours?"
Friends with Kids
"- Nespresso machine. - Done."
Friends with Kids
"I'm sorry, I couldn't get them to a restaurant. I really tried."
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"No, whatever. It's the baby card. They all play it."
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"But it's not just the baby card, it's the baby card and Brooklyn."
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"So it's like..."
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"- It's like two cards. - It's two cards."
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"- I hate Brooklyn. - Brooklyn is the new Manhattan."
Friends with Kids
"Manhattan is the new Manhattan."
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"- Nice. - I read it."
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"Well, at least Ben and Missy will be there. That's big."
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"Haven't seen them since the hospital."
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"No, can't be that long."
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"- Weren't they at that thing at the... - Nope."
Friends with Kids
"Thank you."
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"Slow painful death by disease,"
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"or watching the love of your life die a slow painful death by disease?"
Friends with Kids
"A. Definitely A."
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"Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death."
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"But I wouldn't make mine slow and painful, I'd get out early."
Friends with Kids
"- How? - Up the morphine drip. You?"
Friends with Kids
"Oh, B. I'm living!"
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"You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?"
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"Well, it wouldn't be awesome but better them than me."
Friends with Kids
"I got a lot of good years left."
Friends with Kids
"Are we late enough? Should we circle?"
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"Thirty-five minutes? I think we're late enough."
Friends with Kids
"- Hey! - Happy Birthday."
Friends with Kids
"We're not quite there yet."
Friends with Kids
"Cole, honey, can you just... Please, for a moment!"
Friends with Kids
"Alex, can you come out here for a second, please?"
Friends with Kids
"I'm in the bathroom!"
Friends with Kids
"Really? Well, Jule and Jase are here, so why don't you come out!"
Friends with Kids
"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Alex."
Friends with Kids
"You know what, can you guys watch him for a second?"
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"- Yeah, of course. - We brought some wine, if you..."
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"Hey, Cole."
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"- I'm gonna open one of these. - Do that."
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"Hey, Cole. What's up, buddy?"
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"Hey, Cole, you know what? We brought you something."
Friends with Kids
"Oh, my goodness, you're huge! And I like you tremendously!"
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"I missed you so much."
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"Oh, my goodness! How you doing?"
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"Hey!"
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"_l-ley."
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"- How you doing? - How's it going, man?"
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"- Happy birthday, little fella. - Thanks, haven't seen you in a while."
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"Alex!"
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"I could use a little help, what do you think, huh?"
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"- Maybe pick up a little bit? - I was in the bathroom."
Friends with Kids
"Yeah, we know. Do you have to make it a 45-minute production"
Friends with Kids
"when we're having guests over? Jesus!"
Friends with Kids
"- I was reading an article... - Maybe you could shut the door."
Friends with Kids
"It's fucking toxic in here."
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"I was airing it out!"
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"- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry!"
Friends with Kids
"- Oh, sweetie, no. Please. - I got it, it's fine."
Friends with Kids
"Hon, did we get Jase a gift?"
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"Jase, we forgot. We're gonna get it this weekend, sorry!"
Friends with Kids
"- Oh, shit, we're gonna get something. - It's fine."
Friends with Kids
"- That's Ben and Miss. - Yeah, we haven't seen them."
Friends with Kids
"Ben and Missy are here."
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"- You look good. - Thanks, you, too."
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"- I mean, you're... Did you... - I lost weight."
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"- It's fucking sweet of you to even notice. - You did. You look good."
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"- Really? - Alex!"
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"Could you get the fucking door? What are you, deaf?"
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"Did the... Did the bell ring?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me today?"
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"You want me to get it? I'll get it, I'm doing everything else."
Friends with Kids
"- I might have to murder him. - Do you want me to put the sauce on?"
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"- Hey, man. - Hey! Oh..."
Friends with Kids
"Yep. All day."
Friends with Kids
"I apologize for the 50 times he rang the doorbell."
Friends with Kids
"- Hey. - Hey, how we doing?"
Friends with Kids
"- Hey, Troy. - Hello."
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"- Hey. Hi, guys. - Hi."
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"- Happy birthday. - Thanks."
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"Happy birthday. I'm sorry. I feel like an asshole,"
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"apparently I forgot to pick up your gift."
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"Which was already wrapped and paid for and two blocks from his office..."
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"- I'll get it to you tomorrow. -...still couldn't find the time to pick it up."
Friends with Kids
"It's a tie. You can return it."
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"It's okay, but thanks."
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