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Clips from Mother's Day

"Ah, Mother's Day."
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"Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school."
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"I love being a mother."
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"But what about the other 364 days of the year?"
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"When you're trying to get your kid to school"
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"and you're surviving on very little sleep"
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"because you're up all night sewing costumes for the school play"
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"and you've still got to go to work in the morning."
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"Go."
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"It's about the never-ending driving"
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"to soccer, gymnastics, or ballet."
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"It's about getting your kids to look up from their computer"
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"or iPad or iPod or iPhone or whatever "I" they're looking at."
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"Paige, wait, honey, your banana, hold on, hold on!"
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"It's okay, honey, just eat the peach."
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"Eat the peach, it's fine."
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"In other words, it's about being a..."
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"Mom! Mom!"
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"Mom!"
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"Peter..."
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"Wait, wait, wait... breathe, slow down, slow down,"
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"breathe, hold on."
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"There you go. See?"
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"Now tell me what happened."
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"Peter left the top of the ant farm open."
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"All the ants are gone, even the big red one."
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"Oh, why? Why did I buy this for you guys?"
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"I swear, I don't..."
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"Hey, hey, hey, Peter, where did that come from?"
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"You know no junk food for breakfast anymore."
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"Dad brought them. He lets us."
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"He also lets you go to school without any underwear."
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"It's called free-balling, Mom."
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"I swear. Where are all of these ants?"
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"It happened in the backyard."
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"God. Peter, I'm not kidding. I'm counting to three."
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"One, two..."
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"Three."
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"What? When did that stop working?"
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"Come on, I brought a box of donuts."
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"It's not a federal offense,"
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"but I will take credit for the underwear."
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"Good morning. Hello."
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"Did you look this good when we were married?"
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"No, I actually got better."
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"When did you get in here? I didn't even hear you come in."
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"Came in through the back door."
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"I mean, we don't want the neighbors talking, do we?"
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"Hmm. Are you hungry?"
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"Mmm."
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"Here, have a donut."
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"Your parents are divorced, right?"
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"Oh, trust me, there's weirdness."
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"So, Peter, you decided to invite your friends over"
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"at 7:45 in the morning?"
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"Hi."
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"We're meeting here for the carpool today."
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"- And the donuts. - At my request."
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"All right, you little hooligans, let's go, time for school."
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"Load up."
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"Please, you cannot bring this stuff into the house anymore."
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"Yeah, but, uh, seriously, could we have a conversation later?"
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"There's something important I need to talk to you about."
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"Sure, okay."
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"Okay."
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"Telephone."
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"Hey, Jess."
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"I ate a whole coffee cake last night."
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"Pilates?"
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"No, I can't. I have way too much work."
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"But I've got to tell you, the strangest thing just happened."
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"What?"
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"I think I just caught Henry totally checking me out,"
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"like twice."
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"Was it like a long stare or a gawk?"
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"Jesse, you've got to see this!"
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"I'm going to say like a gawk."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I have no idea, but he said he wants to sit down with me later"
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"and talk about something important."
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"What if he wants to get back together?"
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"What? No. No way."
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"I'm coming, I'm coming."
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"That is so not happening."
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"Why not? Jesse."
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"You are the happiest divorced couple I've ever met."
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"I mean, maybe he's figured you're the one."
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"Max, get ready, my sister's coming."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, there's no way."
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"That's not going to... It's been years, it's all fine and..."
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"You don't really... Really, you think it might be?"
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"Do you think? Here's what I'm wondering."
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"If you guys get remarried, does it mean the ring has to be bigger?"
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"I'm saying yes."
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"Okay, you just keep thinking all of those"
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"wonderfully deep thoughts, okay?"
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"I'll talk to you later."
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"Okay."
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"Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade."
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"Oh!"
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"Wow!"
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"Do you love it? What is it?"
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"Womb. It's a womb."
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"Of course."
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"It's a womb float."
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"Amazing. And so, the tube?"
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"The umbilical cord."
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"It's symbolic that we all come from the same place,"
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"gay, straight, transgender, black, white, purple, you know."
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"Awesome."
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"I love it."
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"You're going to kill it at the Mother's Day parade."
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"Seriously, they're not going to know what to do with it."
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"You haven't seen the best part."
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"Oh, look at that! I delivered a child for the second time."
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"Wow! It's a boy."
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"You've lost your mind."
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"I'm going to go work out. I'll be right over here."
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"You good?"
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"All good, Val."
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