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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

"- Stop talking, Glenn."
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"- Welcome to Cloud 9."
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"Welcome to Cloud 9."
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"Hey, it's Cloud 9 up in here."
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"- Jeff got her a watch."
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"I would have liked a watch."
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"- But she sent it to herself."
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"- Yeah, I know she sent it to herself."
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"- You know, it's just sad that she feels the need to..."
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"- White gold?"
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"Oh, my God. That's her favorite."
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"It's like he knows exactly what she wants."
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"- Ohh."
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"- I thought space camp was just gonna be all moon rocks"
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"and astronaut ice cream, but it was basically"
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"just a bunch of science classes."
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"- But still, I'm... that's... I'm so jealous of that."
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"- Really? - Yes, it's incredible."
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"Meanwhile, according to the absurd amount of decorations"
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"in this store, I guess it's Valentine's Day."
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"- Oh. - Did you..."
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"Did you see any of this?"
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"- No, I hadn't noticed."
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"- So do you... do you have any plans or..."
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"- Actually, yeah, I'm going to an MMA fight with my boyfriend."
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"Yeah, he's that muscly guy right over there."
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"- Oh."
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"Oh, I didn't... - So gullible!"
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"- I am gullible. - Yes."
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"- So are you... are you free or..."
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"- Yeah, I'm free."
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"- She's not the shoplifter."
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"- Really? Because you were so certain of it earlier."
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"I mean, you had that dance-y energy you get."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. That was just..."
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"I had an extra shot in my cold brew this morning."
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"But seeing her up close, the chin, the nose,"
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"that's a different person."
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"- Huh, well,"
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"I can't think of any reason why you'd want to lie."
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"So I guess you're officially off the case."
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"Thank you for your service."
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"- It was an honor and a pleasure."
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"- Attention shoppers."
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"We just received a song dedication."
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"This one goes out to "Sandra, my one and only."
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""Happy Valentine's Day, boo."
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"Love, your Mr. Man.""
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"- Hi, Myrtle."
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"Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry."
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"I was totally out of line."
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"- He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater."
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"- Oh, well, is that really that bad?"
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"- He meant he liked what's under my sweater."
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"- Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know..."
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"It is possible that you misunderstood what he said or..."
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"- Oh, blame the victim."
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"She's blaming the victim!"
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"- No, no, no, no."
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"I'm just saying that maybe he wasn't harassing you."
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"It is a very nice sweater."
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"- It shouldn't matter what she's wearing."
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"- I'm sorry. Who asked you to get involved?"
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"- Sexual harassment involves us all."
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"- Okay, this isn't sexual..."
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"Okay, I was just trying to set her up for a date."
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"- Intent is irrelevant."
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"- Seriously, who are you people?"
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"- Oh, we're not together."
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"- Oh, oh, 'cause a woman couldn't possible be out on her"
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"own without a big, strong man, 'cause then she'd be a slut!"
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"- Okay, none of you know the story."
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"She asked me to set her up, so I set her up."
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"She was asking me for it."
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"She asked for it."
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"- Sexual harassment."
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"At what point is it inappropriate?"
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"Harassment is always wrong."
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"It shouldn't end in the bedroom."
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"- He's totally thinking about boning Sandra right now."
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"- And fewer lawsuits equals more revenue for Cloud 9,"
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"which benefits all of us."
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"- I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable, Michelle."
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"- Oh, M.C. Cool Cloud, you are all right."
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"- Does anybody have any questions?"
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"- No, I think we're all set here."
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"- Well, you can't take love out of the workplace."
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"- Oh, God, kill me now."
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"If it was up to you, they never would have gotten together."
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"And then the children they're gonna have"
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"would never have been born."
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"- Oh, we're... We're not having kids."
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"- What? - No one is saying"
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"you can't ever date somebody you work with."
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"Just be careful not to make unwanted advances."
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"- So you can't ask someone out unless you know they like you?"
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"But then you don't know if someone likes you"
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"unless you ask them out, so that's, like, a catch-22."
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"- Whoa, well done."
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"- Oh, I've been studying for the SATs."
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"It's been a very extrapolatory experience."
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"- Okay, what we need is a database."
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"Everybody write down all the employees you're attracted to."
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"Totally confidential."
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"I will compile a spreadsheet of any matches"
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"and post it above the microwave."
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"- Nope, we're not doing that."
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"Let's just say that if you ask somebody out,"
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"and they say no, move on."
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"- What if she just says no"
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"because she has plans that night?"
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"Can you ask her out again for a different night?"
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"- I guess. I mean, it depends. Does she really have plans,"
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"or is she politely telling you she's not interested?"
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"- Which one is it, Sarah? - It's the second one."
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"Whatever."
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"I was just asking as a joke anyway."
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"- Without kids, what's the point of life?"
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"- I can't believe you'd want to bring someone"
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"into this crazy world."
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