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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

"- Sometimes people do change their minds."
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"I mean, I met Jerusha when we were both working"
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"at my father's hardware store."
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"I asked her out every day for a year,"
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"and then she said yes."
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"Aww."
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"That's called a systemic pattern of hostility."
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"It's, like, the number one thing you can't do."
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"The actress in the video, does she get paid per video,"
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"or is it more of a flat rate for the whole day kind of thing?"
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"- My guess is flat rate."
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"- Can ignoring someone you're dating"
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"- I don't think so. - Of course you don't."
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"- I'm... I'm just not explaining it right."
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"I wasn't harassing her."
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"She agreed to go out with me because my father threatened"
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"to fire her if she didn't."
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"- Myrtle, I'm so sorry."
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"It was wrong to harass you, and if you want,"
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"I will quit right now."
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"- No, no, no. - Yes, quit."
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"- Arthur is a lovely guy."
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"He was just trying to compliment you."
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"- That's all it is!"
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"I like your sweater, and I think you're pretty."
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"- Ohh. - And I love how your sweater"
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"cleaves tight against your breasts."
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"- Arthur, no. - Gross, dude."
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"- Okay, this is actually making things worse."
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"- It's not always harassment."
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"I mean, Jerusha and I got married."
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"- Oh, so it's not harassment if you marry them?"
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"- Oh, God, what have I done?"
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"- They're like two little robin's eggs all bundled up"
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"in a bird's nest."
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"- Stop. - Found her on IMDB."
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"She was on "NCIS." She played "Lady in Pool.""
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"Acting life is tough."
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"- So right in here is where I saw the feces swastika."
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"- Okay."
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"- Happy Valentine's Day, baby."
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"- Mm, yeah, you too."
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"- Oh, all right, well, there you go."
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"- Oh, you didn't have to get me anything."
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"- It's a keychain. - Thank you."
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"- 'Cause you're always losing your keys."
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"- Ahh, what a small, thoughtful... small gift."
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"- Are you angry at me?"
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"I just don't think everybody at work needs to know"
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"you're my boyfriend."
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"- Boyfriend?"
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"- Yeah."
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"- I'm your boyfriend?"
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"- Oh, you've never called me that before."
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"Boyfriend is way better than the keychain."
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"- So what did you get me?"
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"- I'm sorry. I've been dealing with a lot of drama today."
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"- Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's all right."
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"- Yeah. - Sure."
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"Sure, so..."
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"- Anyway, I was convinced that I was gonna be the president"
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"of the thespians, but then Steve Luber got it."
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"- What? - And he was in, like,"
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"three plays."
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"Did you get what I sent you in for, or did you get distracted?"
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"Men, right?"
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"- Hey, wh... who..."
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"- Look, Tyler and Megan are in the car."
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"- Oh, you're married? - No, no, no, no, no."
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"Those are not my kids."
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"Those are your kids with your boyfriend."
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"- How dare you!"
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"You are the closest thing those kids have had to a father"
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"since he died at war."
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"- Fighting for the other side, and we are not married!"
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"- I never signed any divorce papers!"
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"- You don't remember you signed them"
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"because of your drinking problem!"
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"- I drink because of you!"
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"- You don't..."
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"Great, now she's gone."
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"- You put your personal libido in front of busting a thief."
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"- She's not a thief!"
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"She... oh, my God. My wallet's gone."
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"- There you go. - Oh, wait, no, no."
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"It's in the other pocket."
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"My chiropractor told me to switch it up."
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"- Jerusha, our whole marriage"
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"is based on a sex crime."
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"No, no, no, you only think you love me."
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"You were my victim!"
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"- Ooh, he got her puppies too?"
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"I'm not a big Valentine's Day guy, but Jeff and Sandra are..."
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"- Jandra."
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"We should call them Jandra."
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"Puppies!"
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"Hi!"
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"Ohh!"
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"- Why does everybody want to Jeff?"
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"- Oh, hey, if you've got plans tonight, you can head out."
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"I'm fine to finish this up."
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"- No, I'm good."
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"No plans for me."
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"- Yeah, me neither."
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"- Oh!"
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"Wow, you are not messing around."
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"- Aah!"
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"Yah!"
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"Aah!"
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"- What is wrong with you?"
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"Ugh! Coconut."
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"- I got caramel."
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"- Mmm. - Mmm."
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"Happy Valentine's Day, by the way."
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"- Oh, yeah."
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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