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Clips from Cheers - The Bar Stoolie (S04E04)

Yes, it is.

"Yes, it is."

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Did you happen To read their article

"Did you happen To read their article"

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On chinese tapestries?

"On chinese tapestries?"

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Yes. It was fascinating.

"Yes. It was fascinating."

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Wasn't it?

"Wasn't it?"

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The only problem was

"The only problem was"

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20 Minutes later, I wanted to read it again.

"20 Minutes later, I wanted to read it again."

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Ha! Reads and has A sense of humor.

"Ha! Reads and has A sense of humor."

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Did you lose a bet?

"Did you lose a bet?"

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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I'm diane chambers.

"I'm diane chambers."

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Claudia mitchell.

"Claudia mitchell."

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So, you and sam Are going...Out?

"So, you and sam Are going...Out?"

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Yes, we're going to try

"Yes, we're going to try"

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That new indian restaurant, Rajah's.

"That new indian restaurant, Rajah's."

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Oh, i understand Their chef is a master Of tandoori cooking.

"Oh, i understand Their chef is a master Of tandoori cooking."

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I don't really know that much About indian food.

"I don't really know that much About indian food."

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It's the one area Where i'm not really able To be pretentious.

"It's the one area Where i'm not really able To be pretentious."

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Well, I am, so we have The bases covered.

"Well, I am, so we have The bases covered."

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Mind if i sit down?

"Mind if i sit down?"

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Please!

"Please!"

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I mean, after all, The game of billiards

"I mean, after all, The game of billiards"

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Was invented By the ancient phoenicians.

"Was invented By the ancient phoenicians."

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It gained Newfound popularity

"It gained Newfound popularity"

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After a group Of benedictine monks Invented felt.

"After a group Of benedictine monks Invented felt."

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Thank you, sam.

"Thank you, sam."

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Good lord.

"Good lord."

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I think that's my father.

"I think that's my father."

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There's still time to Slip out through the Window in the bathroom.

"There's still time to Slip out through the Window in the bathroom."

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No, no. I want to hear What the rat has to say.

"No, no. I want to hear What the rat has to say."

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Don't let on who i am, huh?

"Don't let on who i am, huh?"

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Can i help you?

"Can i help you?"

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Yeah. Do you happen to know Cliff clavin?

"Yeah. Do you happen to know Cliff clavin?"

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I, uh...

"I, uh..."

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I...

"I..."

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Sam, i'm no good Under pressure.

"Sam, i'm no good Under pressure."

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Hi. I'm sam malone. I'm the owner of the place.

"Hi. I'm sam malone. I'm the owner of the place."

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Oh, hi. I'm cliff, sr., His father.

"Oh, hi. I'm cliff, sr., His father."

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I called his ma, And said he hangs out Here sometimes.

"I called his ma, And said he hangs out Here sometimes."

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Is he around?

"Is he around?"

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Uh...No, actually, He's not. I think He's away on business.

"Uh...No, actually, He's not. I think He's away on business."

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That's too bad. I wanted to talk To him.

"That's too bad. I wanted to talk To him."

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Gee, it's funny. My own son, I don't even know

"Gee, it's funny. My own son, I don't even know"

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What he does For a living,

"What he does For a living,"

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I don't even know What he looks like.

"I don't even know What he looks like."

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Cliff might be away For a while here.

"Cliff might be away For a while here."

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Is there any message You'd like me to give to him?

"Is there any message You'd like me to give to him?"

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I think i'll Hang around awhile. It's kind of personal.

"I think i'll Hang around awhile. It's kind of personal."

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I'd like to deliver It myself.

"I'd like to deliver It myself."

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Oh. Here.

"Oh. Here."

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Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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I got something To say.

"I got something To say."

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Can i have The sports page?

"Can i have The sports page?"

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Oh. Yeah, sure.

"Oh. Yeah, sure."

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There you are.

"There you are."

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[Speaking french]

"[Speaking french]"

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Well, you two seem To be getting along.

"Well, you two seem To be getting along."

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Are you ready?

"Are you ready?"

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Not to mention Willing and able.

"Not to mention Willing and able."

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A bientÔt.

"A bientÔt."

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J'espere.

"J'espere."

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I have this great idea.

"I have this great idea."

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Why don't we invite diane To come with us For dinner.

"Why don't we invite diane To come with us For dinner."

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What?

"What?"

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Oh, no. I don't think That would be a good idea.

"Oh, no. I don't think That would be a good idea."

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No, don't be silly. It would be perfect.

"No, don't be silly. It would be perfect."

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Diane knows All about indian food.

"Diane knows All about indian food."

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Well, yeah, so do i.

"Well, yeah, so do i."

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I'll order buffalo.

"I'll order buffalo."

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You can have The geronimo burger.

"You can have The geronimo burger."

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Claudia, I really don't want

"Claudia, I really don't want"

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To be A third wheel.

"To be A third wheel."

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Yeah, but i want you To come, diane.

"Yeah, but i want you To come, diane."

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Yeah, but i want us To be alone.

"Yeah, but i want us To be alone."

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Well, there's plenty Of time for that later.

"Well, there's plenty Of time for that later."

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Besides, what could You do in a restaurant Full of people?

"Besides, what could You do in a restaurant Full of people?"

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You'd be surprised.

"You'd be surprised."

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Yes, you would.

"Yes, you would."

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What? Just butt out Of this whole thing.

"What? Just butt out Of this whole thing."

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Sam, i think you're Being kind of a drip About this.

"Sam, i think you're Being kind of a drip About this."

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Quite frankly, I am surprised at you.

"Quite frankly, I am surprised at you."

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Oh. Well, all right.

"Oh. Well, all right."

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Diane, if you have Nothing better to do

"Diane, if you have Nothing better to do"

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Than tag along, Why don't you join us?

"Than tag along, Why don't you join us?"

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I really Don't think--

"I really Don't think--"

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Oh, please, diane. I insist.

"Oh, please, diane. I insist."

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It'll be fun.

"It'll be fun."

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Yeah. Loads.

"Yeah. Loads."

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Great! Then we're set. Ok.

"Great! Then we're set. Ok."

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I'm gonna go freshen up, And i'll be back in a minute.

"I'm gonna go freshen up, And i'll be back in a minute."

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Okey-doke.

"Okey-doke."

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Please get me Out of this.

"Please get me Out of this."

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Uh-uh. If you don't go,

"Uh-uh. If you don't go,"

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She's going to think That i told you not to go,

"She's going to think That i told you not to go,"

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And then she's gonna think I'm even a bigger heel.

"And then she's gonna think I'm even a bigger heel."

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You're going.

"You're going."

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Ok. Fine. Fine.

"Ok. Fine. Fine."

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You bet, "fine. Fine."

"You bet, "fine. Fine.""

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Give me the phone, Will you?

"Give me the phone, Will you?"

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Sam, You're out of your mind.

"Sam, You're out of your mind."

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Please, I may look stupid,

"Please, I may look stupid,"

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But i'm way Ahead of her.

"But i'm way Ahead of her."

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Give me some credit For having brains, Will ya? Hello.

"Give me some credit For having brains, Will ya? Hello."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Uh...Yeah, This is sam malone.

"Uh...Yeah, This is sam malone."

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I made a reservation For two at 7:00.

"I made a reservation For two at 7:00."

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I want to make sure It's an intimate table

"I want to make sure It's an intimate table"

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That seats only two.

"That seats only two."

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Yeah, and there'll be A third person coming along,

"Yeah, and there'll be A third person coming along,"

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But i want to make sure That she's seated far away.

"But i want to make sure That she's seated far away."

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No, no. The farther The better.

"No, no. The farther The better."

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In fact, do you have Something in bombay?

"In fact, do you have Something in bombay?"

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Yeah. Bye.

"Yeah. Bye."

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You're a genius.

"You're a genius."

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I kinda think I'm wasting my time here.

"I kinda think I'm wasting my time here."

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If cliffie comes in, Tell him i was here.

"If cliffie comes in, Tell him i was here."

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Thanks for the beer.

"Thanks for the beer."

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Gonna say Something to him?

"Gonna say Something to him?"

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I got nothing to say.

"I got nothing to say."

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