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Clips from Cheers - The Bar Stoolie (S04E04)

Mr. Clavin, maybe cliff Will call you later.

"Mr. Clavin, maybe cliff Will call you later."

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Well, He better make it fast.

"Well, He better make it fast."

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I'm leaving tomorrow.

"I'm leaving tomorrow."

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Gee, that's too bad.

"Gee, that's too bad."

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I'd really like To make my peace With the kid.

"I'd really like To make my peace With the kid."

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Well, thanks anyway.

"Well, thanks anyway."

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Hold it right there, Clavin!

"Hold it right there, Clavin!"

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I'm cliff clavin, jr.

"I'm cliff clavin, jr."

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You're cliff.

"You're cliff."

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You wasted your time Coming here.

"You wasted your time Coming here."

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After what you done to Me, there can be no Peace between us.

"After what you done to Me, there can be no Peace between us."

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Now hit the bricks!

"Now hit the bricks!"

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Cliffie?

"Cliffie?"

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What?

"What?"

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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Where?

"Where?"

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Gotcha! Ha ha ha!

"Gotcha! Ha ha ha!"

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Aw, dad, You always knew

"Aw, dad, You always knew"

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How to push The right buttons.

"How to push The right buttons."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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I just can't stop Talking about That meal.

"I just can't stop Talking about That meal."

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It was simple And delicate,

"It was simple And delicate,"

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Yet provocative.

"Yet provocative."

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Well, i never had anything

"Well, i never had anything"

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Quite like that Lamb vindaloo.

"Quite like that Lamb vindaloo."

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Great recommendation, Diane.

"Great recommendation, Diane."

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How was your meal, sam?

"How was your meal, sam?"

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The only thing that Tasted good at the table

"The only thing that Tasted good at the table"

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Turned out later To be a candle.

"Turned out later To be a candle."

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You're not still angry About sitting alone?

"You're not still angry About sitting alone?"

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I wasn't alone.

"I wasn't alone."

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You're forgetting about That 300-pound hindu

"You're forgetting about That 300-pound hindu"

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With the goitre That kept fanning me.

"With the goitre That kept fanning me."

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Sam, i know this date Hasn't turned out The way you planned it.

"Sam, i know this date Hasn't turned out The way you planned it."

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Maybe we could still Salvage something Of the evening.

"Maybe we could still Salvage something Of the evening."

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Maybe we could go someplace For dessert.

"Maybe we could go someplace For dessert."

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If i might make A suggestion.

"If i might make A suggestion."

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Why don't you 2 Go upstairs To melville's?

"Why don't you 2 Go upstairs To melville's?"

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They have great Cheesecake.

"They have great Cheesecake."

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I have A better idea--

"I have A better idea--"

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Why don't we Go over to my place For a little sammy's jubilee.

"Why don't we Go over to my place For a little sammy's jubilee."

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Sammy! It's your Beer distributor.

"Sammy! It's your Beer distributor."

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He says there's Some problem with Next month's order.

"He says there's Some problem with Next month's order."

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Let him talk to woody. Woody handled it last month.

"Let him talk to woody. Woody handled it last month."

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I think that's The problem.

"I think that's The problem."

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Damn.

"Damn."

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Uh...All right.

"Uh...All right."

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Listen, We'll go up to melville's For your cheesecake,

"Listen, We'll go up to melville's For your cheesecake,"

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But then we're going back to My place for your beefcake.

"But then we're going back to My place for your beefcake."

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You've got some work to do, Don't you?

"You've got some work to do, Don't you?"

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Evening, everybody.

"Evening, everybody."

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Norm! Norm! Norm!

"Norm! Norm! Norm!"

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Norman.

"Norman."

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What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?

"What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?"

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Boxer shorts And loose shoes.

"Boxer shorts And loose shoes."

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I'll settle For a beer.

"I'll settle For a beer."

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So how was The hungry heifer?

"So how was The hungry heifer?"

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It wasn't too good.

"It wasn't too good."

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Oh? What did you have?

"Oh? What did you have?"

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They've got this Chef's special ribs.

"They've got this Chef's special ribs."

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Well, that sounds Pretty good.

"Well, that sounds Pretty good."

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That's what i thought.

"That's what i thought."

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The chef just came out And made fun of my tie.

"The chef just came out And made fun of my tie."

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So cliffie and his dad Not back yet?

"So cliffie and his dad Not back yet?"

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Oh, no. They had very big plans.

"Oh, no. They had very big plans."

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Mr. Clavin Wanted to spend the evening Getting to know his son.

"Mr. Clavin Wanted to spend the evening Getting to know his son."

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And the rest of his life Trying to forget.

"And the rest of his life Trying to forget."

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Hey, woody, next time You order beer from The distributor,

"Hey, woody, next time You order beer from The distributor,"

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Try to be more specific Than "lots."

"Try to be more specific Than "lots.""

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Sorry, sam.

"Sorry, sam."

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I called melville's.

"I called melville's."

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They have just two Pieces of cheesecake Left.

"They have just two Pieces of cheesecake Left."

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No more, no less, No diane.

"No more, no less, No diane."

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Next to sammy's life, My life sure looks dull, Doesn't it?

"Next to sammy's life, My life sure looks dull, Doesn't it?"

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Next to a barnacle, My life seems dull.

"Next to a barnacle, My life seems dull."

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Say, that cheesecake Can be pretty fattening.

"Say, that cheesecake Can be pretty fattening."

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You got any ideas How we could Work it off?

"You got any ideas How we could Work it off?"

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May i say something To you, sam? Please.

"May i say something To you, sam? Please."

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The first few times That we went out,

"The first few times That we went out,"

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I thought you Were coming on A little strong.

"I thought you Were coming on A little strong."

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I now miss Those gentler times.

"I now miss Those gentler times."

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Claudia, trust me.

"Claudia, trust me."

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You're about to come upon The gentlest time

"You're about to come upon The gentlest time"

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That you've ever known.

"That you've ever known."

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Good lord, sam.

"Good lord, sam."

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What? That was good.

"What? That was good."

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I'm afraid We're just not

"I'm afraid We're just not"

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What each other's Looking for.

"What each other's Looking for."

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All right. Maybe you're right.

"All right. Maybe you're right."

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Wait, listen. I want to wish you A happy life.

"Wait, listen. I want to wish you A happy life."

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As happy as you can be Without me.

"As happy as you can be Without me."

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Come on, there are No hard feelings Here, are there?

"Come on, there are No hard feelings Here, are there?"

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No. No. On the contrary.

"No. No. On the contrary."

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I'm glad that This happened

"I'm glad that This happened"

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Because i feel That everything,

"Because i feel That everything,"

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No matter how degrading And humiliating,

"No matter how degrading And humiliating,"

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Should be experienced At least once in life.

"Should be experienced At least once in life."

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Well, uh, wait a second Here, claudia.

"Well, uh, wait a second Here, claudia."

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Let's talk about this.

"Let's talk about this."

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Claudia?

"Claudia?"

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Claudia left Rather abruptly.

"Claudia left Rather abruptly."

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Didn't even Say good-bye.

"Didn't even Say good-bye."

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Was she upset About something?

"Was she upset About something?"

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Yeah, she was upset About something.

"Yeah, she was upset About something."

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Your little plan Worked perfectly.

"Your little plan Worked perfectly."

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What are you Talking about?

"What are you Talking about?"

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I can't believe You're actually Making me say this.

"I can't believe You're actually Making me say this."

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What?

"What?"

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Why don't you admit That you're nuts About me.

"Why don't you admit That you're nuts About me."

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You can't stand Seeing me going out With other women,

"You can't stand Seeing me going out With other women,"

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So you eliminate The competition.

"So you eliminate The competition."

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Sam, you're hormones Have staged a coup d'État On your brain.

"Sam, you're hormones Have staged a coup d'État On your brain."

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No, no. Don't try to distract me With hormone talk.

"No, no. Don't try to distract me With hormone talk."

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Well, as long As we're talking About transparent plans,

"Well, as long As we're talking About transparent plans,"

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Why don't you just admit That you brought

"Why don't you just admit That you brought"

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That clone of me here

"That clone of me here"

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Because you're still Hung up on me.

"Because you're still Hung up on me."

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Are you kidding me? There's only one reason Why you came back here--

"Are you kidding me? There's only one reason Why you came back here--"

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Because you asked me.

"Because you asked me."

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I asked you. You begged to come back.

"I asked you. You begged to come back."

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