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Clips from Cheers - If Ever I Would Leave You (S03E03)

BUT THE GUY THAT KNOCKED ME UP AND RAN THIS TIME

"BUT THE GUY THAT KNOCKED ME UP AND RAN THIS TIME"

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IS 10 TIMES CLASSIER THAN YOU. NOW GET OUT OF HERE.

"IS 10 TIMES CLASSIER THAN YOU. NOW GET OUT OF HERE."

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CARLA, I KNOW I HAVE NO REASON TO EXPECT ANY KINDNESS FROM YOU.

"CARLA, I KNOW I HAVE NO REASON TO EXPECT ANY KINDNESS FROM YOU."

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I'VE TREATED YOU LIKE DIRT,

"I'VE TREATED YOU LIKE DIRT,"

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BUT I'VE COME BACK TO START OVER AGAIN.

"BUT I'VE COME BACK TO START OVER AGAIN."

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I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND MY CHILDREN

"I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND MY CHILDREN"

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IF YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE.

"IF YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, NICK.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, NICK."

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PART OF ME WANTS TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE.

"PART OF ME WANTS TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE."

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THE REST OF ME WANTS TO THROW UP.

"THE REST OF ME WANTS TO THROW UP."

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GO WITH YOUR HEART.

"GO WITH YOUR HEART."

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AW...

"AW..."

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JUST HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM?

"JUST HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM?"

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SHE KICKS YOU OUT, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE

"SHE KICKS YOU OUT, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE"

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THAT YOU'RE A SWEET, HUMBLE GUY WHO JUST WANTS TO DO RIGHT BY ME?

"THAT YOU'RE A SWEET, HUMBLE GUY WHO JUST WANTS TO DO RIGHT BY ME?"

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IT'S TRUE, CARLA. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU?

"IT'S TRUE, CARLA. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU?"

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FORGET IT.

"FORGET IT."

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WAIT!

"WAIT!"

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THERE. I'M GOING TO HOLD MY HAND OVER THIS FLAME

"THERE. I'M GOING TO HOLD MY HAND OVER THIS FLAME"

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UNTIL YOU BELIEVE MY SINCERITY.

"UNTIL YOU BELIEVE MY SINCERITY."

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GO AHEAD. I HAPPEN TO BE FOND OF THE SMELL OF ROAST PIG.

"GO AHEAD. I HAPPEN TO BE FOND OF THE SMELL OF ROAST PIG."

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OH, YUCK. HE'S GOING TO DO IT.

"OH, YUCK. HE'S GOING TO DO IT."

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SAY YOU BELIEVE ME AND END MY TORMENT.

"SAY YOU BELIEVE ME AND END MY TORMENT."

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SAY, NICK, UH...

"SAY, NICK, UH..."

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE PUTTING IT A LITTLE CLOSER

"SHOULDN'T YOU BE PUTTING IT A LITTLE CLOSER"

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DOWN TO THE FLAME?

"DOWN TO THE FLAME?"

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WHAT, ARE THERE RULES TO THIS?

"WHAT, ARE THERE RULES TO THIS?"

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IT'S PLENTY WARM UP HERE WHERE IT IS.

"IT'S PLENTY WARM UP HERE WHERE IT IS."

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NICK, YOU'RE ROACH DROPPINGS.

"NICK, YOU'RE ROACH DROPPINGS."

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I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE.

"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE."

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YOU'RE ALL FRIENDS.

"YOU'RE ALL FRIENDS."

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YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?

"YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?"

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YOU'LL TALK TO HER, WON'T YOU?

"YOU'LL TALK TO HER, WON'T YOU?"

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COME, DIANE. WE'VE MISSED THE SORROW,

"COME, DIANE. WE'VE MISSED THE SORROW,"

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BUT MAYBE WE CAN STILL CATCH THE PITY.

"BUT MAYBE WE CAN STILL CATCH THE PITY."

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MR. TORTELLI, I HATE TO SEE ANY HUMAN BEING SUFFERING

"MR. TORTELLI, I HATE TO SEE ANY HUMAN BEING SUFFERING"

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WITHOUT DOING SOMETHING TO HELP.

"WITHOUT DOING SOMETHING TO HELP."

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NOW, I'D LIKE YOU TO CALL THIS NUMBER ANYTIME, DAY OR NIGHT.

"NOW, I'D LIKE YOU TO CALL THIS NUMBER ANYTIME, DAY OR NIGHT."

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IS THIS YOUR OFFICE?

"IS THIS YOUR OFFICE?"

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NO, NO. I'M FAR OUT OF YOUR PRICE RANGE.

"NO, NO. I'M FAR OUT OF YOUR PRICE RANGE."

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THIS IS THE NUMBER OF A PROMISING GRADUATE STUDENT.

"THIS IS THE NUMBER OF A PROMISING GRADUATE STUDENT."

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YOU COULD PUT HIM ON THE MAP.

"YOU COULD PUT HIM ON THE MAP."

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GOOD NIGHT, SAMMY.

"GOOD NIGHT, SAMMY."

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NICK.

"NICK."

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LATER, NICK.

"LATER, NICK."

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YOU FELLAS GOING HOME TO YOUR WARM BEDS?

"YOU FELLAS GOING HOME TO YOUR WARM BEDS?"

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UH...YEAH, YEAH.

"UH...YEAH, YEAH."

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THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

"THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING."

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YOU GOT A PLACE TO SLEEP TONIGHT, DON'T YOU, NICK?

"YOU GOT A PLACE TO SLEEP TONIGHT, DON'T YOU, NICK?"

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OH, YEAH. IN THE GUTTER OUT FRONT.

"OH, YEAH. IN THE GUTTER OUT FRONT."

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OH, GOOD. AS LONG AS YOU GOT A PLACE.

"OH, GOOD. AS LONG AS YOU GOT A PLACE."

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GOOD NIGHT.

"GOOD NIGHT."

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THEY SAY PEOPLE DON'T GET INVOLVED, HUH, CLIFF?

"THEY SAY PEOPLE DON'T GET INVOLVED, HUH, CLIFF?"

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HEY, NICK, I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLOSE UP HERE.

"HEY, NICK, I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLOSE UP HERE."

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YEAH, I KNOW.

"YEAH, I KNOW."

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JUST ONE MORE THING, SAM, OK?

"JUST ONE MORE THING, SAM, OK?"

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COULD I DO A FEW ODD JOBS FOR YOU FOR A FEW BUCKS?

"COULD I DO A FEW ODD JOBS FOR YOU FOR A FEW BUCKS?"

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BOY, I REALLY DON'T NEED ANYTHING, NICK.

"BOY, I REALLY DON'T NEED ANYTHING, NICK."

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SAM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

"SAM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."

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I'LL DO ANYTHING.

"I'LL DO ANYTHING."

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A MAN WITHOUT A JOB ISN'T A MAN, SAM.

"A MAN WITHOUT A JOB ISN'T A MAN, SAM."

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I'LL SWEEP. I'LL CLEAN.

"I'LL SWEEP. I'LL CLEAN."

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I'LL GET ON MY KNEES AND SCRUB THE PLACE.

"I'LL GET ON MY KNEES AND SCRUB THE PLACE."

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THE PLACE WILL BE SPOTLESS.

"THE PLACE WILL BE SPOTLESS."

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PLEASE?

"PLEASE?"

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YEAH, OK.

"YEAH, OK."

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OH, SAM. AH, THANK YOU.

"OH, SAM. AH, THANK YOU."

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THANK YOU, SAM.

"THANK YOU, SAM."

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THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU, SAM.

"THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU, SAM."

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GOD BLESS YOU.

"GOD BLESS YOU."

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THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU."

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THE BROOMS ARE IN THAT CLOSET OVER THERE.

"THE BROOMS ARE IN THAT CLOSET OVER THERE."

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TONIGHT?

"TONIGHT?"

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THAT'S A LITTLE SHORT NOTICE.

"THAT'S A LITTLE SHORT NOTICE."

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I'LL DO IT.

"I'LL DO IT."

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OH, HELLO, MISS CARLA.

"OH, HELLO, MISS CARLA."

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YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY PRETTY TODAY.

"YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY PRETTY TODAY."

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YEAH, BUT THAT RAILING LOOKS TERRIBLE.

"YEAH, BUT THAT RAILING LOOKS TERRIBLE."

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TERRIBLE? I CAN SEE MY FACE IN IT.

"TERRIBLE? I CAN SEE MY FACE IN IT."

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THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. SO CAN I.

"THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. SO CAN I."

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LISTEN, I TOLD YOU.

"LISTEN, I TOLD YOU."

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IF HE'S BOTHERING YOU, I'LL GET RID OF HIM.

"IF HE'S BOTHERING YOU, I'LL GET RID OF HIM."

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I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES. I ENJOY SEEING HIM GROVEL AROUND.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES. I ENJOY SEEING HIM GROVEL AROUND."

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CARLA, GOD KNOWS I WAS AS SKEPTICAL AS YOU ARE,

"CARLA, GOD KNOWS I WAS AS SKEPTICAL AS YOU ARE,"

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BUT THE MAN'S BEEN WORKING HERE FOR THREE WEEKS.

"BUT THE MAN'S BEEN WORKING HERE FOR THREE WEEKS."

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HE'S RENTED A ROOM WITH A SINK.

"HE'S RENTED A ROOM WITH A SINK."

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HE'S JOINED THE YOUNG MEN'S

"HE'S JOINED THE YOUNG MEN'S"

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CHRISTIAN SUPPORT GROUP.

"CHRISTIAN SUPPORT GROUP."

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HE'S TEACHING HIMSELF TO PLAY THE HARMONICA.

"HE'S TEACHING HIMSELF TO PLAY THE HARMONICA."

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ISN'T IT POSSIBLE HE'S CHANGED?

"ISN'T IT POSSIBLE HE'S CHANGED?"

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HE'S ALSO CLIPPED HIS FINGERNAILS,

"HE'S ALSO CLIPPED HIS FINGERNAILS,"

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AND HE'S TALKED ABOUT SUBSCRIBING TO A MAGAZINE.

"AND HE'S TALKED ABOUT SUBSCRIBING TO A MAGAZINE."

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OK.

"OK."

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BUT YOU LOOK BEYOND THE GLITTER AND FLASH.

"BUT YOU LOOK BEYOND THE GLITTER AND FLASH."

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THAT'S THE SAME OLD NICK.

"THAT'S THE SAME OLD NICK."

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HE'S JUST DOING ALL THIS TO IMPRESS ME SO I'LL TAKE HIM BACK.

"HE'S JUST DOING ALL THIS TO IMPRESS ME SO I'LL TAKE HIM BACK."

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IS THAT SUCH A BAD IDEA, CARLA?

"IS THAT SUCH A BAD IDEA, CARLA?"

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I'M JUST ASKING.

"I'M JUST ASKING."

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WELL, HE MAY BE STARTING TO PULL THE WOOL

"WELL, HE MAY BE STARTING TO PULL THE WOOL"

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OVER YOUR EYES, BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT TO ME.

"OVER YOUR EYES, BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT TO ME."

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IF I TAKE HIM BACK, I'M JUST GONNA END UP GETTING HURT.

"IF I TAKE HIM BACK, I'M JUST GONNA END UP GETTING HURT."

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CARLA, I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BE THE ONE TO ARGUE HIS CASE,

"CARLA, I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BE THE ONE TO ARGUE HIS CASE,"

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BUT IN THE INTEREST OF HUMAN CHARITY,

"BUT IN THE INTEREST OF HUMAN CHARITY,"

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PERHAPS YOU SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND.

"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND."

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IN THE INTEREST OF HUMAN CHARITY,

"IN THE INTEREST OF HUMAN CHARITY,"

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I WOULDN'T WALK ACROSS THE ROOM

"I WOULDN'T WALK ACROSS THE ROOM"

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TO SPIT ON HIS SHOES.

"TO SPIT ON HIS SHOES."

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PARDON ME, COMMON SCRUB PERSON.

"PARDON ME, COMMON SCRUB PERSON."

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IS THERE A NICK TORTELLI HERE?

"IS THERE A NICK TORTELLI HERE?"

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LORETTA.

"LORETTA."

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NICK, IS THAT YOU?

"NICK, IS THAT YOU?"

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NO. IT'S THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY.

"NO. IT'S THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY."

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SO, YOU COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME.

"SO, YOU COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME."

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THE VERY IDEA IS LUDICROUS.

"THE VERY IDEA IS LUDICROUS."

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WE'VE SIMPLY OUTGROWN EACH OTHER.

"WE'VE SIMPLY OUTGROWN EACH OTHER."

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I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE NOW.

"I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE NOW."

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I HOBNOB WITH PEOPLE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH.

"I HOBNOB WITH PEOPLE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH."

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WHY, LAST NIGHT I MET A HEADWAITER.

"WHY, LAST NIGHT I MET A HEADWAITER."

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OH, SO YOU CAME TO RUB MY NOSE IN IT, RIGHT?

"OH, SO YOU CAME TO RUB MY NOSE IN IT, RIGHT?"

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HI, GANG AT CHEERS.

"HI, GANG AT CHEERS."

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