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"Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no."
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"The stupid idiot and soft fur."
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"- Daddy held it in so long. - He was the best dog!"
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"He's finally letting himself feel it."
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"One night when the duck's head was off..."
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"...he tried to hump my leg and I didn't let him..."
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"...and I should've and I'm sorry."
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"- What an idiot. - It's okay, it's okay."
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"What the heck did I do?"
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"I love you. Do you still love me?"
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"Oh, Michael."
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"It's been..."
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"I'm really confused."
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"No, no, no. I'll change, okay? I'll be a better man, I promise."
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"Don't go, don't go. I'll stop working so much, okay?"
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"I'll be with you. Just stay with me."
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"Oh, my God, it didn't take the duck long to get over Sundance."
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"It's a little deviant, but it's kind of turning me on."
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"Yeah, well, let's kiss and make up."
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"No. No!"
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"It's not my fault."
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"It jumped on its own. I didn't even hit the button."
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"Not even close."
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"Yes?"
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"- You scared- - Honey, what's going on down there?"
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"It's all right! I- There was a mouse! I killed it!"
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"It's dead! But it broke the table first!"
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"- How did you get in here? - I had a feeling you wanted to see me."
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"I'm freaking out. This thing, it's broken."
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"It's just-It's fast-forwarding on its own now."
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"It's not a malfunction, it's a feature."
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"It's using its memory to execute your preferences."
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"It remembers stuff? What do you mean?"
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"It's an advanced piece of equipment, like TiVo."
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"You could call it MeVo."
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"I fast-forwarded through sex one time, I don't wanna skip it forever."
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"I like sex. It feels good."
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but you fast-forwarded through an entire year."
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"That's a lot of sex."
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"Put it all together, that's like 30 minutes' worth for you."
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"Oh, no, no. So what, everything I fast-forwarded..."
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"- ...it's gonna do it on its own now? - Pretty much."
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"No more showering, no more traffic."
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"No more arguing. No more sickness."
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"This is bad, this is bad."
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"You take it back, I'm deactivating my service."
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"I quit, I quit. Thanks for everything, all right, but I-"
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"Yeah."
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"You... This is not..."
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"Don't be mean."
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"Nice hat."
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"No, no, no."
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"Get away from me. Just get away. Get away. Leave me alone."
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"Is this a stickup? Or are you just happy?"
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"Yeah? I'm gonna take my clothes off, then-"
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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"There's only one place left for it to pop up."
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"Oh. No, no, I don't want that. Come on, man."
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"I told you, this item is nonreturnable."
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"- Come on, just take it. - Until we meet again."
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"Don't do that. Come on, Morty. How do I get it to stop fast-forwarding?"
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"Morning, sweetie."
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"You wanna shower first?"
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"Yeah. No! I can't shower because then I'll fast-forward."
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"And if I fast-forward, who knows how long I'll fast-forward for."
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"How's this? I'm gonna rough it today, like in the Old West. Okay?"
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"Donna, I wanna tell you what's going on right now so bad..."
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"...but it might lead to an argument. We can't argue because off I'll go."
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"So just know there is a problem."
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"I tried to get rid of the problem, it almost ended up in my ass."
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"I'm gonna go to work and try to figure this out."
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"You're going to work in your bathrobe?"
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"Honey. We can't argue, okay? No more arguing."
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"You're right. I'm wrong. All the time. You want a kiss?"
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"- I'll take a kiss. - I can't. If I give you a kiss..."
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"...it might lead to something else, then... three minutes goes by."
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"You're laying there disappointed, I'm smiling."
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"I wanna be with you every minute of my life, that's why I gotta leave now."
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"Have a great day!"
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"Once again, Michael left Donna in bed confused and unsatisfied."
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"Shut up, James Earl Jones!"
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"No, you shut up, big mouth!"
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"Michael!"
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"♪ Mr. Ammer is here ♪"
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"Your first day as a partner, you come to work in a fricking bathrobe?"
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"I did. I did."
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"John, I just feel we should stop wasting our energy..."
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"...on corporate brown-nosing and worrying who's got the better suit."
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"Armani, Calvin Klein, who cares?"
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"Let's concentrate on what really matters, the work."
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"That's the craziest thing I've ever heard."
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"But goddamn it, you're right."
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"Life-changing. I feel freer."
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"Yeah-Keep the pants on."
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"Sexual harassment, eh?"
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"Speaking of life-changing..."
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"...there's something, or actually someone, I'd like to talk to you about."
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"- Janine. - Everything okay?"
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"Michael, Janine and I decided to drop out of the rat race..."
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"...slow down, move to Morocco."
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"- Morocco? - Morocco."
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"Okay."
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"Eric Lamensoff will assume my day-to-day responsibilities..."
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"...and I'd like you to take his job."
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"But Eric Lamensoff is the head of the whole international division."
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"- I've been your partner one day. - So?"
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"Every account you worked on turned into gold."
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"You know, I wouldn't be surprised..."
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"...if one day you ended up being our CEO."
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"Hey, I would love for that to happen, but-"
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"No! No, no, no! I don't want a promotion!"
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"No!"
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"Michael, you have a phone call."
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"Michael Newman."
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"Word up, big guy."
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"Ten years ago you told me you wanted to be CEO."
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"Great news. Eric Lamensoff killed himself."
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"So you better stop with the junk food, Mr. Chairman..."
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"...or you'll end up killing yourself too."
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"Opening virtual blinds."
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