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Clips from Click

"Ten years? How much worse can things get?"
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"Oh, my God, I'm a fat guy!"
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"Look at me."
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"What is this? This is titties."
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"I got juicy titties!"
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"What-What is that?"
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"Oh, God, no."
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"Just take me home."
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"This is 1010 WINS news. February 5th, 2017."
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"Britney Spears had her 23rd baby today."
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"Proud father Kevin Federline says he's now considering getting a job."
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"Also, Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself..."
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"...is now suing himself for molesting himself."
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"Donna!"
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"Donna!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"- Hey, Dad. - "Hey, Dad"?"
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"Ben? That's you?"
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"Look how big you got. You're enormous."
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"Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the S.S. Fat-Ass!"
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"Really good for my self-esteem."
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"Maybe if you would take me to Pilates like you said..."
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"...people wouldn't think I was Rosie O'Donnell!"
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"Come on, I love you!"
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"- Bring me back the Twinkies! - You're so cruel!"
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"Will you please stop yelling? It is so embarrassing."
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"- Is that my daughter? - Mom, I'm going to Derek's!"
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"That's you, Samantha? When did you get boobs?"
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"The same time you did, Dad. Now can I go?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell's this Derek guy?"
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"My boyfriend, the hottest boy in school, hello?"
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"He's gonna be hot when I burn his house down."
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"Get your ass upstairs, put normal clothes on."
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"- Why are you so mean to me? - Get them on now!"
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"- And wipe off all that makeup! - Right!"
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"Is Peanut dead too?"
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"This one's got the duck doing all the work."
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"Donna. Donna."
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"Goddamn it."
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"Look how gorgeous you look. I'm so scared."
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"- Knock, knock, gang. - Hey, sweetie."
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"What's going on?"
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"Donna and I were gonna get hot chocolate."
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"- You want us to bring you one? - You cheating on me?"
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"With Johnny G-String over here?"
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"Come on. Time-out. I thought we were past that."
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"No, no, no, we're past this argument. No, you're right, no big deal."
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"Hey, it's just that you don't mess with another man's wife!"
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"Michael! Stop it! Stop it, Michael!"
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"It was your decision to move out! So stay out!"
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"Get off me! You sticking up for him?"
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"Go away! Go away, I hate you!"
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"- We can't argue! Donna, please! - I hate you! I hate you!"
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"Oh, man!"
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"You hate me?"
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"No. No."
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"Ten years, you're not finished yet?"
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"Morty! Why did you do this to me?"
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"You did this to yourself, Michael."
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"No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time."
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"I didn't wanna lose Donna!"
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"The remote goes by your behavior."
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"Every time you had a conflict between work and home, work won."
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"- No, not true. - Lie to your wife."
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"Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote."
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"The remote is lie-proof, so you can't change what already happened."
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"But you're still a young man."
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"A young, fat man. You could win Donna back."
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"So that's what I'll do."
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"Go for it, tubs."
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"I saw what you did to the duck. Very good. Nice work."
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"You'll feel that in a second."
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"All right, please, please just read my note."
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"Hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
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"Michael, are you awake?"
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"Michael, honey. Are you awake?"
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"Donna."
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"Where'd all my fat go?"
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"It was just a dream? A terrible, terrible dream."
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"What's that, Michael? You had a bad dream?"
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"Did a fuzzy dog push me over?"
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"Oh, Shaggy the miracle dog?"
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"Yeah, if he hadn't knocked you on your noggin..."
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"...you wouldn't have had the CAT scan that found the cancer before it spread."
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"I have cancer?"
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"No, you had cancer."
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"You're the only person to gain weight during chemo."
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"That's probably what caused your heart attack."
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"Heart attack?"
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"I thought they weaned you off the morphine."
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"Okay, Mr. Junk Food..."
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"...since the injury, you haven't been healthy a full day."
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"When exactly did I hurt my head?"
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"When was it? Like, six years ago?"
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"Six more years! No! No! It skipped all my sickness."
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"I'm gonna ask them to cut back on painkillers."
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"Donna, don't go."
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"What's this?"
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"That's not bad for your third liposuction."
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"One more tummy tuck should take care of it."
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"Oh, it looks like a tongue..."
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"...licking."
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"Look, I should go. Bill's waiting for me downstairs."
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"- So I'll probably- - Bill?"
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"You're still with Speedo Torpedo?"
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"Whatever happened to "forever and ever," honey?"
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""Forever and ever"?"
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"Look, Michael, I'm trying to have a civilized relationship with you..."
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"...for the kids' sake."
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"I really wanna be friends, but I can't do that if you-"
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"Would you stop flapping that thing?"
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"It's my flap, I'll do whatever the hell I want with it!"
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"You done?"
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"Look, Bill's my husband."
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"Please learn to accept that. I really have to go."
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"Husband? Donna?"
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"No. Donna. Donna. Donna!"
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"Welcome to Newman Architecture."
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"Building a better world for all of us."
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"Architect of the year, 2018."
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