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Clips from Click

"Remember the leprechaun?"
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"The one from the cereal ad."
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""They're magically delicious." That guy?"
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"He's always chasing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."
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"But when he gets there at the end of the day..."
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"...it's just corn flakes."
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"- Michael. - Yes."
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"- You don't understand the metaphor? - I won't do it, all right."
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"- Dad? - Yeah."
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"- We have some designs for you. - It's not a good time, man."
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"Maybe they'll help you finish quicker."
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"All right. You want me to look at it? Let me see."
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"The ceiling's too high, the hallway's too narrow..."
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"...stairway placement makes no sense at all."
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"- What the hell's this room made of? - Pizza."
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"Well, it's stupid. Next. What is yours made of?"
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"- Pickles. - Oh, don't be a baby."
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"Michael, have you lost your mind? He's 7 years old."
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"If he wants a playroom made of pizza, then why not?"
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"Maybe he's gotta grow up sometime and get the hell off Fantasy Island."
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"Hey, pizza boy. Life ain't about being creative."
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"It's about kissing ass, playing it safe, making your boss a lot of money..."
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"...in hopes one day he might throw you a stinking bone. All right?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Ammer didn't make you partner, did he?"
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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry."
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"But we'll get through this, okay? I promise."
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"Jeez! Man, that's all we ever do is get through it."
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"When is it gonna end?"
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"Pretty sweet, eh?"
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"Two queen beds, full kitchen, steam shower..."
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"...and satellite TV with surround sound."
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"Why are you always trying to hurt me? One day I'm gonna hurt you back."
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"Michael Newman, I didn't know you smoked cigars."
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"And now's the time."
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"No, Kathy, this isn't mine."
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"I took it out of Kevin's hands. Yeah, he was smoking like a chimney."
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"No, I wasn't!"
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"I think I smell marijuana in it."
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"Kevin O'Doyle, you get your ass in this house right now!"
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"I hate you."
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"Are you deaf? Move it! I don't wanna have to ask you again!"
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"Dope is for dopes, buddy!"
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"Get your ass in this house!"
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"We don't have any other choice, guys."
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"- No fair! I don't wanna return my bike! - We have to, honey."
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"- But Daddy gave them to us! - Because he loves you."
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"Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at Daddy's work."
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"We need to bring the bikes back for now."
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"But I already told Kevin O'Doyle I got a new bike."
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"Well, we can paint my old bike and make it look new."
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"That's a girl's bike. All the kids will make fun of me."
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"No!"
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"I wanna keep my bike!"
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"I can't take this anymore."
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"Fast-forward me to my promotion."
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"So here's to Michael Newman..."
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"...the greatest partner I could ever dream of."
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"Hear, hear!"
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"Thank you. Thank you, guys. My family thanks you."
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"I'm gonna do the best I can and I won't let you down, I promise."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Congratulations, Mr. Newman. - This is great. Thank you."
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"How's it feel, killer?"
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"- Feels incredible, sir. - Well, you earned it. I'm telling you."
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"Not just because of that Watsuhita project either."
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"For helping me pick up the slack now I'm spending time with my lady."
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"Hey, Dinkie."
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"Are you kidding me? You guys have been dating a couple months now?"
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"That's pretty huge for this one."
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"No, the first few months were easy."
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"It was the one-year hump that was the tough part."
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"Her inappropriate weekend with my brother in Cabo..."
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"...well, that was a potential speed bump."
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"But, well, Dr. Bergman helped us work through it, didn't he, honey?"
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"How's he doing for you and Donna?"
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"Dr. Bergman. What do you mean?"
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"Oh, you know what, sweetie? It's none of our business."
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"Let's let Michael bask in his glory. Cheers."
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"Bask away, partner."
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"Took that bastard a year to promote me?"
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"What else did I miss?"
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"- Shit. - Need something, Mr. Newman?"
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"- Who are you? - Kirsten, your assistant."
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"What happened to Alice?"
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"She moved to Accounting. Couldn't handle your hours."
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"And she prefers to be called Alan now. Remember?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"No! And who the hell's Dr. Bergman?"
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"And I feel like Michael's making no effort to connect with me at all."
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"No, no. I want to. I want to. It's-I'm on autopilot."
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""I'm on autopilot." More like auto-zombie."
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"Good one, Donna."
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"- "Good one, Donna"? - Michael, relax."
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"Who is this bigmouth? Why can't you and I just talk?"
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"Why? Because there is no talking to you. You're never home to talk to."
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"And when you are, you're just sitting there staring off into space."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"This is what happens. He's gonna answer his phone."
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"What the heck happened? I didn't even touch the remote."
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"Great, you gonna start watching TV at dinner?"
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"Oh, can we?"
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"Samantha. My little angel. Look at you."
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"Look how long your hair's getting."
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"When did you grow up? Ben, get over here."
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"Don't worry. I'm not gonna work tonight."
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"Watch Dragon Tales together. What do you say?"
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"Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad. I wanna watch CSI."
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"Yeah, CSI."
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"It's the episode when they find the lady's arm."
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"What happened? I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?"
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"Whoa, hey, hello."
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"What are you doing? Come here! Give me my Twinkie!"
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"Get back here, you freaking gremlin!"
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"Don't yell at Peanut because he found your Twinkie stash."
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"Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance?"
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"Don't mention Sundance. The kids just stopped crying."
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"About what? Why? What happened?"
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"He died?"
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