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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Bagels, Billiards and a Magic Show (S02E02)

"[indistinct chatter]"
B Positive (2020)
"Hello. Good morning, everybody."
B Positive (2020)
"Can I have your attention?"
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"Hi."
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"I want to thank you all for coming."
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"I was told there'd be bagels."
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"And there will be.And cream cheese?"
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"What is this, my first day?"
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"Okay, I want to start"
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"with some very exciting news."
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"If you're making the bathrooms gender-neutral,"
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"I'll go outside in the bushes."
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""We suffer more in imagination than we do in reality.""
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"Seneca, Roman philosopher."
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""I only pee next to other dudes.""
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"Spencer Williams, American patriot."
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"GINA: Okay, um,"
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"the news is... [laughs softly]"
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"...I bought the Valley Hills Assisted Living Facility."
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"Where you do the living..."
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"And we do the assisting."
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"I told you that would die."
B Positive (2020)
"So, you actually did it?"
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"You bought the place?"
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"I did."
B Positive (2020)
"A-And the previous owners were so eager to sell"
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"that they threw all you guys in, no extra charge."
B Positive (2020)
"Not a great feeling, is it?"
B Positive (2020)
"I have an appointment to fix a detached retina."
B Positive (2020)
"Can we move this along before I go blind in one eye?"
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"So sorry, Bette. Hey, I love the shoes, by the way."
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"Ooh, thanks."
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"I'm happy to loan."
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"Um, anyway, uh, you all know Gabby."
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"And as of today, she is our new administrative vice president."
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"I'll still be rolling you over when you have bed sores"
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"and sterilizing your catheters, but now"
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"I have a parking spot."
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"We'll talk about that later."
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"And I'd also like to introduce you to my friend Gideon,"
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"who is our new head nurse."
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"In addition to caring for your health needs,"
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"I will also be reviving the Valley Hills theater program."
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"So be sure to sign up for our first production,"
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"La Cage aux Folles."
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"Maybe you should loan thisone your shoes."
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"And I am very grateful"
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"to Mrs. Ludlum, who has agreed to stay on"
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"and help me turn this into the happiest place on Earth."
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"Suck on that, Disneyland."
B Positive (2020)
"Now, as you all know,"
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"Mr. Knudsen left me a-a great deal of money."
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"I let him watch me shower, and he left me nothing."
B Positive (2020)
"Well, isn't that a special memory?"
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"Uh, the thing is, um,"
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"I didn't just buy this place,"
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"I am determined to make it better."
B Positive (2020)
"Is this shower deal available to anyone?"
B Positive (2020)
"Okay, okay, moving on. [chuckles]"
B Positive (2020)
"I want to open up the floor and hear from you guys."
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"What can we do to make your golden years your best years?"
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"SPENCER: Golden years?"
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"Every morning, I hack up a gallon of phlegm,"
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"I take 28 pills, and then try to put my Skechers on"
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"without sitting on my balls."
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"Show me the golden."
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"Want to make things better?"
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"HARRY: My wife's dying."
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"She's in constant pain."
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"Whenever she hits the call button"
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"to go to the bathroom, somebody,"
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"maybe the vice president here,"
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"can actually show up and help her."
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"I'm sorry,"
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"but we're understaffed,"
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"and I can't be everywhere at once."
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"Well, you have enough time to smoke pot"
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"on the pickleball court."
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"HARRY:Mm-hmm.Harry, I will be hiring more staff,"
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"so waiting will no longer be an issue."
B Positive (2020)
"All right, what else?"
B Positive (2020)
"Perhaps the chef could be improved upon."
B Positive (2020)
"What's wrong with the chef?"
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"He was fired from Southwest Airlines."
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"Maybe there's a clue in that."
B Positive (2020)
"Okay, we're getting a new chef."
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"All right. Anything else?"
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"The laundry service is a joke."
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"All my clothes come back stretched out."
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"Or you're shrinking."
B Positive (2020)
"The word is "tight." I'm tight."
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"I will look into the laundry."
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"We need better security."
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"We're sitting ducks for the terrorists."
B Positive (2020)
"Oh, sure, because they want to kill people"
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"who are about to die."
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"Very clever."
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"When they get here, I'm sending them to your room first."
B Positive (2020)
"So they're not only coming, they take requests?"
B Positive (2020)
"Okay, we need to get back on track. [chuckles]"
B Positive (2020)
"Um..."
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"I just want to close by saying that..."
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"being of service to you and making your lives better"
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"is what gives my life purpose."
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"You know what would give mylife purpose?"
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"♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪"
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"♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪"
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"♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪"
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"♪ And if you're feeling like crap ♪"
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"♪ It's time to face the fact"
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"♪ It's your prerogative"
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"♪ Your prerogative♪"
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"♪ To be positive."
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"Ooh. This banana is kind of tired."
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"What do you say we toss it and get you a new one?"
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"Got it. That's a keeper."
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"How's it going?"
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"Ooh, I'm all packed up."
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"Uh, any of my clothes you find lying around,"
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"you can give to the Goodwill."
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