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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things (S01E01)

"Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola..."
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"We have a 50-year-old male,"
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"chest pains, labored breathing!"
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"Pretty."
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"Huh?"
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"You look like an angel."
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"Ah."
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"So, what happened?"
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"You had three stents put in."
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"Is that a lot?"
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"For a man your size, no."
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"Would you mind showing me your socks?"
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"Huh?"
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"Socks are my business. Let me see."
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"Narvanis RD-75s."
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"That's a shame."
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"What is wrong with them?"
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"Oh, they're made on the cheap in Vietnam."
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"One wash, they get all droopy in the top band."
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"So yours are better?"
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"The Canadian Association of Chiropodists thinks so."
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"I'll get you a couple of pairs. You'll see."
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"May I help you?"
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"Yes, I'm looking for Abishola."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Abishola is sleeping."
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"She worked very late."
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"What do you want with Abishola?"
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"Hi.Hello."
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"I promised you the best-made socks in the world,"
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"and I am a man who keeps his promises."
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"Thank you."
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"So, uh, anyway, is, uh, today,"
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"like, a day off for you?"
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"Yes. Goodbye."
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""MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery."
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"Robert J. Wheeler, president.""
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"Hmm."
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""Therapeutic hosiery." Mm."
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"Very fancy."
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"He was actually quite nice."
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"He said he didn't want to be a bother"
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"and, if I changed my mind,"
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""the ball is in my court.""
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"Oh, like in basketball.Mm."
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"No, no, it's tennis."
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"Have you seen how big this man is?"
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"He does not play tennis."
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"It's just a saying."
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"What is?"The ball in your court.""
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"It means she can call him."
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"Well, I'm not calling anybody."
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"I have work, I have school,"
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"I have my son."
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"I have no time for balls."
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"Well, there goes the second date."
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"[chuckles] What?"
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"Oh. Shame on you."
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"I don't understand why you can't have a little fun with this guy."
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"What is it with you people and fun?"
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""You people"?"
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"Americans."
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"Oh. Well, I'll give you that."
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"Anyway, she has no time for fun."
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"Let's talk about marriage."
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"I already have a husband.Ah."
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"[clicks tongue] You haven't seen him in, what, six, seven years?"
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"Eight.Well, then, technically,"
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"he's dead."
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"Just think about how good"
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"your life would be if you married the president"
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"of a therapeutic hosiery company."
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"You sound just like my auntie and uncle."
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"Trust me, this a good match."
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"He could pay off your student loans,"
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"put Dele in a private school"
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"and then, because you have filled his life with love,"
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"he could buy Tunde and me a brand-new Ford F-150."
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"With turbocharge."
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"If you don't mind, can we please change the subject?"
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"Sure. Okay, fine."
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"You ever slept with a white guy?"
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"[laughing]"
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"I thought we were changing the subject."
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"I thought so, too."
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"Okay, well,"
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"I've never been with anybody but my husband."
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"Who is dead!"
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"The thing you need to know"
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"about white men is they're very insecure"
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"'cause of the whole black guy thing."
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"Yes. They work very hard to make sure"
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"that you're having a pleasant time."
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"So if you want"
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"to get any sleep,"
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"you have to compliment 'em.Mm-hmm."
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"Like "Good job, Steven."
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"Ooh, you hit the spot.""
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"Okay, I'm going back to work."
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"Man, that girl is wrapped real tight.Eh."
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"She's a good Christian woman."
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"I'm sure you remember what that's like."
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"Mm-hmm. So, you been going to church"
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"with Steven the Spot-Hitter?"
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"["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing]"
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"♪"
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"Any more chin chin?"
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"You've had enough."
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"I am still hungry."
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"I'll cook you some pounded yam when we get home."
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"Or we could stop at Wendy's."
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"There! That's him."
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"Oh, that is a nice car."
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"Cadillac."
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"The car Elvis drove."
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"You think it is a lease?"
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"If he's a smart businessman, it is."
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"[alarm beeps]Yes."
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"Tax-deductible."
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"Look at all the cars in the parking lot."
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"These are all his employees."
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