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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste (S03E03)

"TOM: And I mean none of us would be standing here today under this hot sun"
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"if it were not for the tireless, dogged work"
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"of your mayor and mine, Casa Grande's own,"
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"Mayor Joe Schaeffer."
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"-Joe, get on up here. -(CROWD APPLAUDING)"
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Thank you, Tom."
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"Now, we are here today to celebrate the opening"
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"of this beautiful museum dedicated to the history of our local mining industry."
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"An industry without which, I dare say"
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"Casa Grande would not be"
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"one of the 25 best places to do business in the Southwest"
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"according to Tickler's Business Insider."
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"Nor one of the top 500 places to raise a family in the Western United States"
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"according to Reddit."
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"So, without further ado..."
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"BOTH: The Casa Grande Museum"
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"TOM: of Mining History MAYOR: of the History of Mining"
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"BOTH: is now open."
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"Uh-oh."
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"(CHUCKLING) Let's try that again."
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"Now, it's open."
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"The material just sort of bunching up in there."
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"Let me just... Let me hold it taut."
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"It's these novelty scissors, they don't have any edge."
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"(WHISPERS) What do we do?"
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"(WHISPERS) I don't know."
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"Yo, Mike."
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"Deezy, what the (BLEEP) are you doing here?"
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"You know I don't like when people just pop in, man."
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"Why didn't you (BLEEP) call?"
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"I did, but it kept going to voicemail."
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"What? Oh damn, my battery's dead."
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"I bet I know how that happened."
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"I was watching a bunch of videos, man."
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"You seen the one where this guy was blowing out the birthday candles"
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"and then it blew his face off?"
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"No, no I didn't see that one."
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"Oh, man, it's so (BLEEP) funny, man."
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"I'm gonna text it to you, man."
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"Oh damn, my battery's dead. How the (BLEEP) did that happen?"
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"It's cool, it's cool, don't worry about it. Just text me it later."
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"I do want to see it. Sounds funny."
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"Now, Mike. I have something I gotta talk to you about."
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"What's going on Deezy? You sound serious."
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"Are you dropping me as a client?"
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"You better rearrange your thoughts mother (BLEEP)."
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"I'll drop you as my agent. You're a shitty agent."
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"I'm gonna kick your ass right now."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mike, Mike. Breathe, breathe."
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"-I'm not dropping you as a client. -Okay, what's up?"
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"Um, I was just wondering how you would feel about an internship program."
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"Mmm. I might really like that."
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"Depends on where the internship is."
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"But I could definitely go for a change of career."
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"I mean, man, solving mysteries is stressing me out."
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"It's like, "What... What am I doing with my life?""
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"You know, "Who the (BLEEP) are these people on my team?""
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"I don't really like any of these people."
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"We don't have anything in common. Like interests."
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"Like, I'm into video games and (BLEEP) you know?"
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"Like, if you got me into an internship with Xbox or some shit,"
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"that could be good."
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"Just play video games all day,"
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"and just get paid for it. I like that."
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"No, no, no, no, Mike. You wouldn't be the intern."
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"I'm talking about someone being an intern for you."
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"Okay, that sounds good."
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"Viennetta! He says, "Sounds good"!"
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"-Who the (BLEEP) is that? -That's my niece."
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"She just graduated from community college,"
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"and she's out here figuring out what she wants to do."
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"Nice to meet you. My name's Viennetta, like the ice cream."
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"My name is Mike Tyson like the heavyweight champion of the world, Mike Tyson."
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"Um, Dad. Sorry to interrupt but we have a new mystery."
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"Ooh, perfect timing. Now remember what I told you, Viennetta."
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"Keep your eyes and ears open."
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"Keep your head on a swivel, but keep your feet on the ground."
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"Open your heart and your mind, and there's nowhere you imagination can't take you."
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"Okay, I gotta go. The tint is bubbling on my (BLEEP) rear windshield."
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"Gotta get that smoothed out."
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"You are what you drive. Remember that, Viennetta."
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"(ENGINE STARTING)"
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"So, Viennetta,"
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"have you always been interested in mysteries?"
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"Oh, I'm not interested in mysteries."
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"But my uncle said this would be a good back-up plan."
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"PIGEON: Well, your uncle is a very smart fellow."
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"To get you an internship at a thing that is not a company,"
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"where no one makes any money, but every once in a while you might get killed"
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"due to the gross incompetence of your completely unqualified colleagues."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -(MARQUESS GRUMBLING)"
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"Are you done? Because we can wait until you're done."
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"No, I'm done."
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"Great. Now, Viennetta..."
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"Oh, one more thing."
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"-What? -Jesus, calm down."
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"No. You always do this, Pigeon. You always do this."
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"Just say it."
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"Well, now I've forgotten what I was gonna say because you shrieked at me."
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"You are driving me (BLEEP) insane."
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"(BLEEP) insane."
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"I'm so sorry, Viennetta."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"So, um, what career are you interested in?"
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"Well, my mom and my pastor always told me I should be a model."
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"So, that's what I really came out here to do."
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"Ooh. Ah. You know, I did some modeling back in my day."
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"Yeah. I was a life model for a few of my painter friends."
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"Manet, Courbet, Rousseau. Ah, I did 'em all."
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"Yeah, I'm sure you did, you dead queen."
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"Oh, you know what? You know what?"
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"Anyways. Viennetta, have you had any luck yet?"
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"Not yet. My uncle took me to a bunch of modeling agencies,"
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"except it turns out all the modeling agencies in Las Vegas"
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"are actually escort agencies."
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"So, I didn't really get any good photos for my portfolio."
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"PIGEON: Oh, I wouldn't say that."
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"Hey, this one of you holding this older man's penis is all right."
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"Maybe not for high fashion, but for like, you know, medium to lower fashion."
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