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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Surprise, Surprise (S07E07)

"I think we have a really big shoplifting problem."
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"I just did inventory, and there are 30 records missing."
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"Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you, I moved those to the annex,"
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"otherwise known as my house."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Record store big shot,"
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"I need some help."
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"Where can I find something by Bette Midler?"
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"Well, we don't have any Bette midler,"
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"but may I suggest something even better?"
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"Perhaps a little Sex Pistols."
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"Sex pistols? Well, that's terrible."
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"Guns don't belong in the bedroom."
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"They agree,"
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"and a lot of their songs are about just that,"
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"and they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound."
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"So it's like easy listening."
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"Well, they're not hard to hear."
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"Steven,"
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"the store is great."
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"- I'm proud of you. - Thank you."
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"Whoa, Hyde,"
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"I want you to really savor this moment."
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"Red's only nice every 75 years."
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"Yeah. He's kind of like the Halley's comet of compliments."
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"I got one the first time I used the potty and..."
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"Yeah, since then, nothing."
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"What am I supposed to do, compliment you every time you go to the can?"
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"See?"
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"All these kids"
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"wasting their money on records."
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"You think they could be down at my muffler shop buying mufflers."
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"You're all stupid."
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"If you want, I could plug your store on my next radio show."
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"That would be great, and tell them I'm giving away calendars."
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"Okay. Well, the only problem is I don't know how many people will hear it."
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"I used to think I had a lot of listeners because I had a lot of call-ins,"
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"but it turns out it was just one crazy guy doing different voices."
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"You may know him as fez."
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"Fez, just tell me your secret."
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"Just kiss me."
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"I'm not doing that."
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"Then I'm not telling you my secret."
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"- Just tell me. - Just kiss me."
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"Big news from the salon-- I just shampooed Marie,"
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"who waits tables at the coffee shop."
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"Well, that is big news."
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"She served pie at 1 A.M. To kelso"
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"and Hyde's sister Angie,"
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"and Kelso took the pie and fed it to Angie, and she liked it."
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"Oh, my god."
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"Oh, this isn't good. Steven is gonna lose his mind."
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"I can't believe Angie went out with Kelso."
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"What?"
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"Angie went out with Kelso?"
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"What?"
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"Don't you what me. You know what you did."
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"It was $10. I'll put it back in the register."
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"No,"
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"Not that. You went out with Kelso."
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"Look, in my town, there are two rules."
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"One--don't date kelso. Two--don't date kelso."
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"Yeah, it even says that on the sign when you drive into town."
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""Welcome to point place"
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"Don't date kelso.""
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"The high school band spells that out during halftime."
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"Look, I'm not dating michael."
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"We went out one time, but it's not gonna happen again."
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"I need a guy who can eat a breadstick without pretending it's a cigar first."
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"Okay, the thing is, Angie,"
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"Michael's like chocolate cake,"
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"Okay? It looks good in the bakery,"
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"but when you take it home,"
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"it sleeps with all your friends."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Donna, what kind of food am I?"
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"Um..."
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"I don't know. I guess a Twizzler."
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"What?"
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"No, it's a good thing."
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"You can have a lot of them and not even notice."
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"You're gonna sit there and take that?"
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"Of course you are. You're a Twizzler."
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"Are you closed yet or what? I've been waiting in the parking lot forever."
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"I didn't see you out there."
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"That's because I was hiding in the bushes by your car."
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"I figuRed when I jumped out, you'd be so relieved it was me that you'd go out with me again."
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"Why didn't you just ask me out?"
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"I don't know."
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"I was... ye..."
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"I was gonna, but you're so"
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"pretty and successful and..."
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"plus I kind of like hiding in the bushes."
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"Michael,"
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"I appreciate the offer,"
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"but I'm not sure you're my type."
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"Not your type?"
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"I'm like ketchup. I go good on everything."
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"Yeah, well, thanks, anyways."
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"Okay, all right, look,"
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"Angie,"
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"I really wanna go out with you again,"
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"Okay? And I got about 50 lines that I could throw at you right now, but.."
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"I don't wanna do that because I don't want you to go out with me because of some line."
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"I want you to go out with me 'cause"
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"you like me as much as I like you."
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"Are you telling me that's not a line?"
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"Well, it's not now, but if it works, I can add it to the list."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Let's go get a drink, but just one drink."
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"Ready for that drink now?"
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"you know, I'm not sure these sex pistols are for me."
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"Look,"
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"this fella's name is Johnny Rotten."
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"You'd think he'd change that for show business."
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"Oh, Mrs. Foreman,"
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"okay, Steven just found out Michael went out with his sister,"
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"So I need to think of something to do to cheer him up."
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"Well, I do know Steven loves peanut butter chocolate chip cookies."
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"So I go buy those?"
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"No, Jackie, you make them."
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