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Clips from Severance - The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design (S01E01)

"[Dylan] Careful out there, boss."
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"Weird energy about."
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"[muttering]"
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"[chuckling]"
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"So where are all these pen caps at?"
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"How are you doing, Helly?"
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"Jesus. Did you make up the pen caps to ask me that?"
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"Well, I just wanted to talk."
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"I'm really bad, Mark."
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"Thanks for noticing."
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"Oh. Come here."
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"Come on."
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"Here."
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"Petey's map."
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"Yeah. Since you've been gone, I've been trying to recreate it on my lunch breaks."
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"And…"
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"I thought maybe if we work on it together, we can…"
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"you know."
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"I'm not your new Petey."
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"Helly."
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"[Ms. Casey] Helly R.?"
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"- Mark took her to look at pen caps. - [Ms. Casey] Where?"
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"- Now? - They're fine."
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"Just at the end of the storage wing."
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"Burt G. is in the conference room."
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"Burt."
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"Irving."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh. You know, I was turned around."
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"Actually, I--"
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"I was looking for you. I hadn't heard from you."
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"Well, I--"
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"- [shouts] Dylan! Oh, my God! What are-- - Irving."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- He was coming at you. - Let him out!"
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"- Out? Why the fuck is he here? - Let him out!"
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"- What's wrong with you? - You saw that painting."
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"You want to get disemboweled today?"
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"Hey, where's your friends? Plural."
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"As in, the six fucking people you've been hiding from us."
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"Oh, my word. I-- I-- I--"
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"[mumbles] I need a manager!"
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"Irving, wait. Don't go."
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"- I-- We-- - I know what you're up to."
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"- What is wrong with you? Open the door. - [Irving] Manager!"
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"[Burt] Open the door."
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"- We need a manager. We need a manager. - [Burt] Irving!"
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"Irving!"
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"Helly?"
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"Helly."
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"Helly."
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"[Helly scoffing] Where the fuck are we?"
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"Look, don't you want to get these to--"
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"I told her I wanted out, and she told me I wasn't a person."
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"My own self told me that."
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"Yeah, and-- and that's horrible. But don't focus on her."
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"What do you want? In here?"
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"What I want is for her to wake up while the life drains out of her"
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"and to know it was me who did it."
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"[unknown blaring]"
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"- If I could just explain-- - Save it, marauder."
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"I checked the whole storage wing. No sign of him or Helly."
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"Shit. O&D has probably killed them already."
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"- Irving, what? - [Irving groans]"
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"Our department chief and new hire have gone missing. Do you know where they are?"
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"No, I j-- I just came to see you."
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"And the rest of your department?"
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"They're back in O&D, Irving. I know I said it was just Felicia and me--"
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"If you came here to see me, then why are you in the conference room?"
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"Why not come right to the office?"
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"I didn't know why you hadn't been back, and I didn't wanna scare you again."
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"Like with the hand thing."
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"You didn't scare me."
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"Or embarrass you. Look, I was working out a joke."
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"- A joke? - To say when I got in."
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"Prove it. Tell it."
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"I hadn't worked it out yet. [chuckles]"
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"[stammers] Why did you lie about the number of people in your department?"
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"Because…"
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"[sighs] …we don't trust your guys."
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"- You? The king of fucks don't trust us? - I do."
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"But people just talk about MDR. Stupid old stories, jokes even."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I…"
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"It's literally silly. Like, they say you all have pouches."
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"- Pouches? Like to c-carry young? - Yes."
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"According to some, you each have a larval offspring"
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"that will jump out and attack if we get too close."
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"That's fucking psycho."
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"I mean, it's a joke of course, but I don't know."
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"The sentiment, you know, somehow holds. People are weird."
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"- Yeah. - Though, I'd be remiss not to say"
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"that in this theory, the larva eventually eats and replaces you."
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"- Oh. - Which, Irving, would solve the mystery…"
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"of your youthful energy. [chuckles]"
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"- [laughs] - [laughs]"
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"Irv. Irv?"
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"- Excuse me. [chuckles] - Where are you going?"
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"[Irving] Yes?"
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"Are you sweet on this guy?"
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"You disapprove?"
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"I do. I do disapprove."
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"Uh, certainly the handbook forbids taking heart to other employees."
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"Rat-fuck the handbook."
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"This guy's O and goddamn D, who are duplicitous snakes to a one."
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"It's not safe."
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"[unknown blaring]"
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"[bleats]"
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"[goats bleat]"
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"[goats bleat]"
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"[bleating]"
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"[bleating continues]"
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"They're not ready."
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"You can't take them yet. They're not ready."
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"It isn't time!"
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"[bleating]"
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"- Oh, we don't-- - [wrangler] Get the hell out of here."
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"- Go! - [goats bleating]"
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"[Burt] "The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design "?"
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"[Irving] That's what it said. Mm-hmm."
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