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Clips from Severance - The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design (S01E01)

"[Burt] There's definitely no painting by that name."
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"What kind of barbarities were we enacting?"
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"It doesn't matter. I don't think it was real."
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"I mean, I'll have to confer with my larva, of course."
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"[laughing]"
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"- I'm-- I'm sorry you had to do this. - [laughs] It's all right."
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"I mean, you know that"
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"relationships beyond the, uh, platonic are frowned upon anyway."
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"Is that what we are?"
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"[Dylan clears throat]"
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"Well, uh, Burt G., at this time I, uh,"
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"formally release you from MDR's supervision."
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"As Kier said, "Be ever merry.""
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"Would you like to come in?"
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"There is something in the storeroom I'd like to show you."
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"And Dylan, of course."
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"[mouthing words]"
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"[Irving] The Courtship of Kier and Imogene."
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"He met his wife while a stewman in an ether factory."
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"Damn dumb being here."
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"She was a swab girl."
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"The handbook just says they were bonded by the spirit of industry."
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"[Burt] I know, but if this interpretation is correct,"
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"they met as colleagues. Took heart to each other as colleagues."
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"- Mmm. - Hmm."
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"Makes you wonder how something could be wrong if Kier--"
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"- Get away from him! You lying fuck! - [Burt] Dylan, what?"
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"- Dylan! - He claims he doesn't know"
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"about this painting, meanwhile, it's sitting on his shelf."
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"- That isn't. - [Dylan] Irv, we need to go. Now."
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"It's not the same."
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"- What? - Look."
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"Look at the badges the raiders are wearing."
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"That's not O&D, Dylan. It's us."
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"This one's never gone into the hallway rotation."
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"It's called "The Macrodata Refinement Calamity .""
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"Okay, but we've never done anything like that."
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"Why the hell would there be two versions of the same painting?"
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"[Helly] I mean, what if the goats are the numbers?"
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"Like, we're deciding which goats live and which ones-- Oh, God."
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"I doubt it's that."
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"Look, um…"
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"I know you don't wanna be here. But…"
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"I'm glad you are."
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"And I'm sorry that this is the best I can do right now."
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"If you give me the map, I'll clean it up."
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"Your drawing is shit."
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"[footsteps approaching]"
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"Oh. Hi, uh, Ms. Casey."
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"We were just heading back from our mental health walk."
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"You're both unhurt?"
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"We-- We are."
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"[sighs] I'm glad. I was scared."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I forgive you."
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"Okay, then."
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"- [knocks] - [door opens]"
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"You aware what MDR is up to right now?"
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"I thought that's what you were paid for."
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"You're not stopping it?"
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""The surest way to tame a prisoner is to let him believe he's free.""
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"There's a Kier quote for everything."
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"How many more departments are you gonna let them find?"
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"I'll have a word with Mark."
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"I would be careful. Upstairs wouldn't look kindly on this."
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"Yes, Daddy."
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"You can talk to me when you figure out who hacked Kilmer's chip."
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"I wanna introduce you all to Irving and Dylan."
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"They're from MDR."
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"[machines whirring]"
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"And they're friends."
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