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Clips from Severance - The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design (S01E01)
"I know, baby. I think it's good you're getting it out now."
Severance
"- [sobs] - It's okay."
Severance
"Hey. I'm looking for baby camp?"
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"Ooh. [chuckles] The uncle-to-be. Welcome, Mark."
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"Yay! I'm so glad you're here."
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"I didn't know if they were gonna wake you up from work or whatever."
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"Oh, no, I just saw the message when I got off. Sorry."
Severance
"No, it's been pretty boring so far."
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"All right. Well, uh, glad to be here in this cozy nook."
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"- Wow. - Dude, did you see the one next door?"
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"- Yeah. - It's, like, psychotically expensive."
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"It's like a freakin' lodge. I hate whoever's in there."
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"It's just fat cats making fat kittens."
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"[yawning] Yeah."
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"- [groans] - Oh, shit."
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"It's a contraction."
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"- Fuck. - Mark, say a secret quickly."
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"[Devon] He doesn't have to, babe."
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"- What? - The fetus is drawn to clear air."
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"Purging secrets can create a soul void that speeds the labor."
Severance
"Okay, and we want that?"
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"- Oh, we do. - Hey, baby, not right now."
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"It's fine, I'll start. Um, Mark…"
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"I love you, and I feel hurt that you haven't called me"
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"to thank me for the book yet."
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"- [exhales sharply] There. Good. - The book?"
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"We left a copy of his new book on your doorstep."
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"Five days ago. Five full days."
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"Okay, well, I definitely haven't seen that."
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"I mean, it must've been stolen or something. I--"
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"- What? - [Devon groans]"
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"- That was an advanced copy. - [groaning]"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh!"
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"- Are you okay? - Oh, my God. [sighs]"
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"- I'm okay. - [Ricken] Whew!"
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"It's fine. It's all fine."
Severance
"Ooh."
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"Okay, okay. I'm okay. Are you okay?"
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"Okay."
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"- I'm good. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah, I'm gonna go get coffee. - Really?"
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"Yeah. I think. I'm gonna get going."
Severance
"- Are you sure? Um… - Thank you. Oh, thanks, bud."
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"- All right. I'll be back. - [Ricken] Yeah."
Severance
"Okay. Be careful."
Severance
"[door closes]"
Severance
"Well, this is good. We can finish setting up the room."
Severance
"Um… [smacks lips] Oh."
Severance
"[grunts]"
Severance
"Mark, would you help me hang the kelp?"
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"Hang the kelp? Why?"
Severance
"Do you really want me to explain it?"
Severance
"[Devon shivers]"
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"Hi."
Severance
"[door opens, closes]"
Severance
"Hi. Excuse me?"
Severance
"Sir?"
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"Sir-- [groans]"
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"Hey."
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"What the fuck, man? Oh, my Go--"
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"Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm another pregnant lady."
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"I'm from over there. I just came out on a coffee run,"
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"and I got distracted by your beautiful coffee,"
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"and I was wondering if there's any chance you could hook me up."
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"Um, okay."
Severance
"Yeah? Yes. Thank you. Thank Christ."
Severance
"[door opens]"
Severance
"[strains] Hi. Thank you so much."
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"- [pants] I'm gonna squeeze right past you. - [chuckles]"
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"Ooh. I'm Devon."
Severance
"Gabby."
Severance
"Thank you for narcotics."
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"My husband is driving me fucking crazy."
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"My brother's… depressing me."
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"[chuckles]"
Severance
"Is it your first?"
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"Yeah. Yours?"
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"My third."
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"I'm naming him William."
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"Three kiddos. I'm so fucking scared of ruining one child. [chuckles]"
Severance
"How do you handle it?"
Severance
"- Lotta help, I guess. - Yeah."
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"Holy shit, by the way, how about this cabin? It's so nice."
Severance
"Are you rich?"
Severance
"[laughs]"
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"[Ricken] Because really… if the thief reads the book,"
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"it will have been worth it."
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"In fact, I bet you he turns himself in afterward."
Severance
"Listen, I know the last time you were in a medical facility was for Gemma."
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"Oh, is that what this is? A medical facility?"
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"Of course, the baby's middle name could've been so lovely a tribute to her, but…"
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"I understand you were unable to be comfortable with it."
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"Your kid deserves her own name without some…"
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"big, feely baggage."
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"Yes."
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"[shivering] Ooh."
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"- [breathes heavily] - [door opens, closes]"
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"[Devon] Psst."
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"I got coffee."
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"Toll, please."
Severance
"[groans]"
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"I made friends with the richest lady in baby camp."
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"[chuckles]"
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"She was…"
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"quiet, but she was nice."
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"Very cute. I should send you up there."
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"I'd imagine she's spoken for."
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"[chuckles]"
Severance
"I bet Alexa would give you another shot."
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"I bet she wouldn't."
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"- I bet you could ask her. - Oh. Okay."
Severance
"- Ah. [groans] - You okay? Do you want me to go get her?"
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"No, no, no. Hold on, can I squeeze your hand?"
Severance
"Yeah. There we go."
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"- [groans, breathes heavily] - All right."
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"- Need me to tell a secret? - [chuckles] Yeah, go ahead."
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"Give me your dark shit."
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"Well, so, uh…"
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"Um…"
Severance
"I kinda think Lumon might be up to something."
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