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Clips from Family Guy - Cootie & The Blowhard (S20E20)

"Mmm, oh, this is better, Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Did you just call me Bonnie?"
Family Guy
"No! God‐‐ God, no!"
Family Guy
"We all heard it, Dad."
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris?"
Family Guy
"'Kay? Got it?"
Family Guy
"Well, what if I spiced it up for you, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I‐I think I saw a take‐out mustard packet"
Family Guy
"in the key drawer."
Family Guy
"That's a water bed for my army guy."
Family Guy
"What if you spun the plate around, Dad?"
Family Guy
"Tried it from behind?"
Family Guy
"Meg, go to place."
Family Guy
"Ugh, do I have to?"
Family Guy
"I said "go to place"!"
Family Guy
"Anyway, Lois, I think it's a non‐starter tonight."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna go to the bathroom,"
Family Guy
"look at pictures of barely‐legal Russian food on my iPad,"
Family Guy
"and then go to bed."
Family Guy
"Okay, we're rolling."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm Tony Award winner Stewie Griffin‐Styles."
Family Guy
"‐What? ‐It's called manifesting, Bri."
Family Guy
"Anyway, everything I have and own"
Family Guy
"is being left to Rupert in a trust"
Family Guy
"for when he gets sober."
Family Guy
"And no, Rupert, getting high is not getting sober,"
Family Guy
"I don't care if you found the one AA group in town"
Family Guy
"that tells you otherwise."
Family Guy
"Brian, are you getting my right angle?"
Family Guy
"You said you wanted it from the left side."
Family Guy
"‐You want it from the right? ‐(sighs)"
Family Guy
"The left angle is the right side."
Family Guy
"‐Okay, back to one. ‐(Brian sighs)"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you got a letter from the Make‐A‐Wish Foundation."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, they've accepted my application!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get my final wish granted!"
Family Guy
"I get to meet the Philadelphia Flyer's mascot, Gritty!"
Family Guy
"Gritty, Gritty. Gritty."
Family Guy
"I'm not going to pee in a cup for you, so stop asking."
Family Guy
"This was supposed to be my day and you're ruining it."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"You'll Venmo me for this, too, I suppose?"
Family Guy
"(opera music playing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian, I'm glad you're here."
Family Guy
"Me and a bunch of other buff cooties victims"
Family Guy
"are gonna shut down the third floor"
Family Guy
"of a Bloomingdale's tomorrow. What do you think?"
Family Guy
"She's alive, right?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, come on, this is ridic..."
Family Guy
"(music playing loudly)"
Family Guy
"Do you mind this music, Bri?"
Family Guy
"‐Do you like opera? ‐Not really."
Family Guy
"Oh, Bri, you really haven't heard "The Wheels on the Bus""
Family Guy
"until you've heard it in its original Italian."
Family Guy
"♪ Le ruote del bus ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Il turno ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Il turno... ♪"
Family Guy
"‐(music shuts off) ‐Enough, Stewie!"
Family Guy
"You've taken this whole thing too far."
Family Guy
"I'm washing my hands of your cooties."
Family Guy
"Which, had you done in the first place,"
Family Guy
"might have prevented all this."
Family Guy
"You see, Rupert?"
Family Guy
"That's why I'm glad you stopped drinking."
Family Guy
"You were that ugly."
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings)"
Family Guy
"BONNIE: Yoo‐hoo. Anyone home?"
Family Guy
"‐I'll get it. ‐No, I got it!"
Family Guy
"Aw, they sure do grow up fast, don't they?"
Family Guy
"Chris, have you masturbated today?"
Family Guy
"‐No, ma'am. ‐Well, get up there."
Family Guy
"And don't come back till you're..."
Family Guy
"What's for dinner?"
Family Guy
"What are you doing here? My family's right inside."
Family Guy
"I thought you might want some lunch."
Family Guy
"Joe's still on his stakeout"
Family Guy
"and I know you like wagon‐wheel pasta."
Family Guy
"Of course I like wagon‐wheel pasta."
Family Guy
"I'm an adult with a developmental disorder."
Family Guy
"(inhales) Man, that smells good."
Family Guy
"Okay, fine. But, we gotta do this quick."
Family Guy
"Right here against the wall."
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, I wanted to apologize for last night"
Family Guy
"and also maybe charge my phone..."
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Hello, Brian. If you're watching this,"
Family Guy
"it means you couldn't find your phone charger"
Family Guy
"and came in to use mine."
Family Guy
"Man, am I that predictable?"
Family Guy
"Yes. Yes, you are."
Family Guy
"Anyway, I can see that my disease has become a burden"
Family Guy
"to the people I love,"
Family Guy
"so I've decided to take a bus to Vermont"
Family Guy
"to have physician‐assisted suicide."
Family Guy
"‐What? ‐I've left two suits in my closet,"
Family Guy
"and this is very important:"
Family Guy
"the black is for the wake,"
Family Guy
"the wool is for the 'Gram story."
Family Guy
"Two suits, Bri. Two looks."
Family Guy
"That's what people would expect of me."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. This is terrible."
Family Guy
"Okay, don't look at the tags, that's tacky."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm not telling you that, but not cheap."
Family Guy
"I don't care about the suits!"
Family Guy
"Anyway, you were a good friend, Bri."
Family Guy
"Oh, and if they make a movie about my life,"
Family Guy
"don't let Jim Carrey play me."
Family Guy
"Unless he gets his eyes done."
Family Guy
"Even then, though... Ugh, hard maybe."
Family Guy
"What have I done?"
Family Guy
"This is all my fault."
Family Guy
"I drove my best friend away"
Family Guy
"and now he's alone and dying on a bus somewhere."
Family Guy
"Oh, also, you can have my penis enlarging machine."
Family Guy
"It's in my closet."
Family Guy
"Ah! Did you look?"
Family Guy
"Will you‐‐ will you text me if you looked?"
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, have you seen Stewie?"
Family Guy
"No. Have you checked his Instagram?"
Family Guy
"Of course."
Family Guy
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