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Clips from Derry Girls - The Curse (S02E02)

"["Bridal Chorus" playing on pipe organ]"
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"[gasps from crowd]"
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"[crowd murmuring]"
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"Jesus, but that taxi took forever, so it did."
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"Ach, isn't she gorgeous?"
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"Give me strength."
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"♪ I am the one and only... ♪"
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"[bride sniffling]"
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"♪ Oh, yeah... ♪"
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"Everyone is looking at us."
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"-Do you think it's your hat? -What?"
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"It is a bit much, Mary. I did try to tell you."
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"My hat's a bit much? Really?"
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"You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"What in under Christ have you done now?"
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"I don't think she was talking to me, Joe."
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"I think she was talking to the person in the full-length white frock"
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"who just managed to upstage the actual bride."
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"Ach, I wouldn't say I upstaged her now, Gerry."
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"It's so mortifying."
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"Well, take it off then, Mary."
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"-What? -The hat."
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"[Joe] Ah, shite."
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"-There you are. -He's spied us."
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"Run, girls. Save yourselves."
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"John over there was just saying--"
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"You know John. Lovely fella."
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"Married to, uh, Patricia, I think it is,"
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"and her mother worked in the Credit Union, you might remember."
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"Absolutely crippled with the old gallstones, so she was."
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"Christ Almighty."
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"And the gallstones, well, now, they're no joke."
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"Neighbor of mine, Dickie Dunnagan,"
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"by God, he was tortured with the gallstones."
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"The size of golf balls, they were."
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"Um, what did John say, Colm? For the love of God, what did he say?"
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"He was telling me there, John was, that every being in the place"
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"is talking about Sarah's frock."
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"Ach, really?"
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"Jesus, but this is an ordeal."
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"Well, at least they got a good day for it, Mary."
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"I'll tell you, I was at one there up in the cathedral last week."
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"By God, the wind could have cut you in two. Fierce, it was."
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"And now, I don't mind a bit of a breeze--"
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"if anything, I prefer it--"
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"but that one was aggressive,"
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"and I says to myself, says I, "Colm, this is no day for a do,""
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"and as it turns out--"
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"Can I just stop you there, Colm?"
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"Surely, Mary, go ahead."
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"No, I've nothing to say. I just really need you to stop talking."
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"Fair enough."
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"Herself's over there, circling the drinks table."
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"Bitter old bat."
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"-Da. -It's one glass per head."
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"She has already necked the guts of four bottles."
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"-Da. -Though it'll hardly touch the sides."
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"-Tolerance of a rhino. -Stop it, OK?"
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"Bridie's still our aunt, still Mammy's sister,"
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"and if Mammy was alive--"
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"Your mother couldn't stick her."
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"Ssh! She's coming over."
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"Auntie Bridie, good to see you."
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"Well, you should be proud of yourself."
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"Ach, thanks very much."
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"All right, Bridie? You well?"
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"No. No, I'm not actually, not that you give a shit."
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"Mammy hasn't been keeping the best lately, Joe."
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"I was a bit worried about her for a while."
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"I wouldn't upset yourself too much, son."
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"Sure a bullet couldn't take your mother out."
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"That right, Bridie?"
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"Still a prick, I see, Joe."
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"Christ knows what our Marie ever saw in you, God rest her soul."
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"-Yous must still miss her terrible, girls. -We do, indeed."
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"Isn't it a crying shame neither of you got her looks?"
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"OK. So, Eammon, any craic with you?"
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"Are you seeing anyone?"
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"Should I maybe buy meself another hat?"
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"You should definitely buy yourself another hat, Mary."
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"That thing does nothing for you."
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"I'm not seeing anyone."
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"Plenty of time, I suppose."
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"Eammon will never marry."
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"Is that a feeling, Bridie, or an instruction?"
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"Ach, it's a great wee day so far, isn't it?"
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"Beam me up."
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"[Colm chattering]"
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"Thank God."
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"-Motherfuckers! -How's it been?"
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"-Boring. -Brilliant."
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"Erin! Orla!"
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"Oh, for Christ's sake."
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"I said you could invite one friend to the reception. One!"
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"Mammy, they don't come separately."
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"Aye, we're pack animals, Mary."
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"I love your hat, Mrs. Quinn."
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"Thanks, son."
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"Dickhead."
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"No wild carry on. Do you hear me?"
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"We're in enough bother as it is. Best behavior."
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"Completely."
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"You'll have no trouble from us, Mary."
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"OK, girls, who wants to do drugs?"
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"-Me. -I'm sorry?"
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"Nothing heavy. Just a bit of blow."
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"Where are you planning on getting a bit of blow from, Michelle?"
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"♪ I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party... ♪"
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"Right, well, you know Macca?"
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"I can't say I do."
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"Aye, Macca. Big Macca. Come on, everybody knows Macca."
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"We don't."
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"Wise up. Macca."
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"Macca. Macca. Macca."
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"That's not helping, Michelle."
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"Macca. Tall fella, dark hair,"
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"wonky nose from when he used to do the bareknuckle boxing."
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"He has loads of tattoos, big scar under his left eye."
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"He was kicked out of Creggan for joyriding."
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"-He sounds delightful. -He really does."
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