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Clips from Central Park - Sir Bricks-A-Lot (S02E02)

"- Thank you, Margarett. - Thank you, Margaret."
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"No, it's Margarett with two T's."
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"- Margarett? - No."
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"- M-Margarett? - Not even close."
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"Should we just go ahead and undo these straps?"
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"It's for your own good. You're too weak to stand up."
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"[Cole] Mom, this feels kinda dark."
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"Stop interrupting. This woman is obsessed with me. It's great."
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"Why is that great?"
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"I always wanted to have a stalker. I told you that."
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"- You did? - Yes."
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"A literary stalker is the ultimate compliment."
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"- Don't you want a park stalker? - Uh, no."
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"What?"
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"[Margarett] I found your skinny computer in your car,"
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"and I found the next Hunter Gatherer manuscript, and I read it."
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"- Oh? - I had some thoughts."
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"Wouldn't it be better if Hunter met, say, an older woman"
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"with a quirky sense of humor, and she helps Hunter solve a case."
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"And her name could be Annie Hoo-Dunnit."
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"She could end up getting her own series of books too. Do you love it?"
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"You know, Hunter's kind of a loner."
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"Usually, but in this one, maybe Hunter's toe is broken,"
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"and she needs a little help getting around."
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"What do you mean? Ow, ow, ow, ow."
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"So, yeah, maybe she just hasn't met the right friend yet,"
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"and maybe Annie Hoo-Dunnit's catch phrase is,"
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"- "Who done it? You done it." - [Paige groans]"
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"I like it. I like it a lot."
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"Good, you let go of my toe."
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"I'm gonna start thinking now."
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"Then you'll write it. Here. With me."
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"'Cause I've got a bunch of ideas, and you've got a bunch of toes."
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"Who wants banana yogurt?"
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"- Uh... - You do."
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"- I do? - I'll get it. You start thinking."
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"This is so fun. We're writing."
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"[Paige] So, there I was, strapped to the chair. Full of banana yogurt."
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"Being forced to write on an old computer with a dusty old mouse."
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"[blows]"
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"I played along. Margarett checked on me constantly."
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"Hello. How's it going?"
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"So good. So good."
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"So exciting. Do you need to poop?"
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"- No. - I do!"
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"[Paige] And every second I was alone, I spent plotting my escape."
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"[grunting]"
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"But then, I got lucky."
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"Behind the document was an AOL login screen."
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"All I had to do was figure out the password."
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"I think I know what AOL is. I've heard tell of it from yesteryear."
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"Some young, vibrant people still have an AOL email address."
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"Every time Margarett would pop her head in the door,"
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"I'd switch the window back to the document before she noticed."
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"I needed more time."
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"[AOL Voice] You have one more password attempt before you are locked out."
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"[Paige] Think, Paige. You're so smart. You can figure this out. Of course."
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"[dial-up tone]"
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"[AOL Voice] You did it. You're online."
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"I gotta email Owen. "Crazy old lady kidnapped me."
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"Her name's Margarett with two T's. I don't know if that's relevant."
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"Anyway, I'm in a cabin. Don't know the address. I see trees."
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"Uh... Maybe birch trees?"
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"You're the tree guy. I don't know. Come quick.""
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"And send. Oh, no, this mouse. Ugh."
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"[groans]"
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"- Who wants another banana yogurt? - [dial-up tone]"
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"What's that sound? [gasps] Is that my AOL you're on?"
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"No AOL, you don't."
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"Somebody's been a very naughty little writer."
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"Connection lost. So sad. Too bad."
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"You take this, and I'll take this. Now, get back to work."
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"[Paige] She left me there with yogurt in my lap."
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"I had no idea if my email went out."
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"I was afraid all hope was lost."
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"I had a lot of lap yogurt that night."
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"[gasps] Owen!"
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"I came as quickly as I could. I didn't even put on pants."
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"[Molly] You got Dad to leave the house without pants."
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"I got the email. Really great tree identification, sweetie."
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"- Made it super easy to find you. - Thanks, babe."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"No one's going anywhere. Come at me, Mr. Hot Legs."
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"[Paige] Owen wrestled Margarett to the ground."
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"Please don't make me wrestle an old lady in my underwear."
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"You do that every night. Okay, fine."
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"You only wrestle for a few seconds,"
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"and then we jump out the window, and we're safe."
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"What a story. Who wouldn't wanna move now, huh?"
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"- Totally confusing. - What?"
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"It sounded really scary and bad."
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"I feel like if I tell it one more time from the top--"
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"Oh, no. No, thanks, Mom."
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"It's my turn, and I've been building while you were talking."
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"I mean, listening also."
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"But Dad, I think, is gonna be really excited"
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"about some of the stuff I was doing over here,"
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"- and now he's ready to come to my world. - Nope. Don't like this."
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"Dad, shh. [clears throat]"
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"After Father does the right thing"
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"and accepts the position as top park design person at Kingsley University,"
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"I had my very own, I believe the term is, backyard,"
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"and it was glorious."
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"[laughs] I love my dad."
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"What's that, son? I came out to play."
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"Oh, hey, Dad. I was just yelling that I love you"
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"while standing in our new backyard."
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"That's nice. You're my favorite child."
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"The other one's fine, but you're perfect."
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"Should we hold hands and spin around and laugh?"
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"- Yes. [laughing] - [laughing]"
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"- This is ridiculous. - [Paige] Hey, I wanna get in on this."
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"[Cole, Paige] Yay!"
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"Okay, okay. Back to the story."
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"Mom does have an errand to do. [clears throat]"
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"Kinda focusing on Dad here right now, Mom."
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"[Paige] Right, right. I'm gonna leap over this fence and go do judo,"
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"'cause they have that here."
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"What should we do with this backyard, Dad? We spun around, we laughed."
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"Do you have any ideas? You always have great ideas."
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