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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - This Is Murder (S01E01)

You sent for me, sir?

"You sent for me, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, Major Nelson. l have an assignment for you.

"Yes, Major Nelson. l have an assignment for you."

I Dream of Jeannie

An assignment? l'm already working on the ballistic-control simulator.

"An assignment? l'm already working on the ballistic-control simulator."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, for the next few days, you're gonna be working on this.

"Well, for the next few days, you're gonna be working on this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, well, well. She's a lot prettier than a ballistic-control simulator.

"Well, well, well. She's a lot prettier than a ballistic-control simulator."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l don't understand. -l'm gonna explain it to you.

"-l don't understand. -l'm gonna explain it to you."

I Dream of Jeannie

The Princess Tarji is the daughter of the sultan of Pakuait.

"The Princess Tarji is the daughter of the sultan of Pakuait."

I Dream of Jeannie

The U.S. is anxious to make a deal for a satellite-tracking station there.

"The U.S. is anxious to make a deal for a satellite-tracking station there."

I Dream of Jeannie

The princess is on her way for her first trip to America...

"The princess is on her way for her first trip to America..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and the sultan has indicated to us...

"...and the sultan has indicated to us..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...that it would please him if we saw to it...

"...that it would please him if we saw to it..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...that she had a good time while she was here.

"...that she had a good time while she was here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Naturally, we want to please him. Do you follow me, major?

"Naturally, we want to please him. Do you follow me, major?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir. l think l'm ahead of you, as a matter of fact. Why me?

"Yes, sir. l think l'm ahead of you, as a matter of fact. Why me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, that's exactly what l said to General Peterson. Why you?

"Now, that's exactly what l said to General Peterson. Why you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

But he feels you're the man for the job and General Peterson...

"But he feels you're the man for the job and General Peterson..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...is not to be argued with. -Yes, l know.

"-...is not to be argued with. -Yes, l know."

I Dream of Jeannie

However, if you prefer not to show the princess around while she's here...

"However, if you prefer not to show the princess around while she's here..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l'll be happy to tell Peterson that.

"...l'll be happy to tell Peterson that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no, no. That won't be necessary, sir.

"Oh, no, no, no. That won't be necessary, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd be very happy to show her around.

"l'd be very happy to show her around."

I Dream of Jeannie

How long is she gonna be here?

"How long is she gonna be here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Three days. She arrives this afternoon.

"Three days. She arrives this afternoon."

I Dream of Jeannie

That won't give me much time, will it?

"That won't give me much time, will it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Time for what? -Just work, sir.

"-Time for what? -Just work, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can clear it up. lt's nothing.

"l can clear it up. lt's nothing."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good. Here is a dossier on the princess and her family.

"Good. Here is a dossier on the princess and her family."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt will give you their background.

"lt will give you their background."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you, sir.

"Thank you, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, major. -Yes?

"-Oh, major. -Yes?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf anything goes wrong...

"lf anything goes wrong..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...you couldn't pay me to be in your shoes.

"...you couldn't pay me to be in your shoes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi, Jeannie.

"Hi, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello, master. l am ready to go to lunch with you.

"Hello, master. l am ready to go to lunch with you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l don't think l can make lunch this afternoon, Jeannie.

"Oh, l don't think l can make lunch this afternoon, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Something very important has come up.

"Something very important has come up."

I Dream of Jeannie

Very well. l will see you at dinner tonight, then.

"Very well. l will see you at dinner tonight, then."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't think l can make dinner, either.

"l don't think l can make dinner, either."

I Dream of Jeannie

There's someone important arriving in town...

"There's someone important arriving in town..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and l have to show this person around.

"...and l have to show this person around."

I Dream of Jeannie

''This person''?

"''This person''?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, let's get it out in the open.

"Jeannie, let's get it out in the open."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, this-- This person l'm gonna show around is a girl.

"Now, this-- This person l'm gonna show around is a girl."

I Dream of Jeannie

A very pretty girl. A princess. This is official business.

"A very pretty girl. A princess. This is official business."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't want you to get jealous and cause trouble.

"l don't want you to get jealous and cause trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, of course l will not, master.

"Oh, of course l will not, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l understand you must obey orders. -Really?

"-l understand you must obey orders. -Really?"

I Dream of Jeannie

ln fact, l will do everything l can to help you.

"ln fact, l will do everything l can to help you."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you wish, l will help you entertain her.

"lf you wish, l will help you entertain her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that-- That's wonderful of you, Jeannie.

"Well, that-- That's wonderful of you, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can arrange a lovely party.

"l can arrange a lovely party."

I Dream of Jeannie

Really? Well, that's a marvellous idea.

"Really? Well, that's a marvellous idea."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can sing for her. l will dance for her. l will--

"l can sing for her. l will dance for her. l will--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Kill her!

"Kill her!"

I Dream of Jeannie

-What did you say? -l said, l will kill her.

"-What did you say? -l said, l will kill her."

I Dream of Jeannie

What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-ls this not Princess Tarji of Pakuait? -Yes, yes.

"-ls this not Princess Tarji of Pakuait? -Yes, yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Three thousand years ago, her family insulted my family...

"Three thousand years ago, her family insulted my family..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and since then, we have been blood enemies.

"...and since then, we have been blood enemies."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, that was 3000 years ago.

"Jeannie, that was 3000 years ago."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt does not matter. l have taken an oath to kill her.

"lt does not matter. l have taken an oath to kill her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, Jeannie, you can't kill the princess...

"Now, Jeannie, you can't kill the princess..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...because of a feud that started 3000 years ago.

"...because of a feud that started 3000 years ago."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes, l can.

"Oh, yes, l can."

I Dream of Jeannie

ln my family history it is written...

"ln my family history it is written..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...that her ancestor cheated my ancestor out of his business...

"...that her ancestor cheated my ancestor out of his business..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and stole his camels and his wives.

"...and stole his camels and his wives."

I Dream of Jeannie

And our families have sworn to destroy each other.

"And our families have sworn to destroy each other."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, this is not the Hatfields and the McCoys.

"Jeannie, this is not the Hatfields and the McCoys."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let bygones be bygones.

"Let bygones be bygones."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l'm sorry, master, but l have no choice.

"Oh, l'm sorry, master, but l have no choice."

I Dream of Jeannie

And if you cared anything for me, you'd help me avenge this insult.

"And if you cared anything for me, you'd help me avenge this insult."

I Dream of Jeannie

l won't let you go through with this.

"l won't let you go through with this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, let's see. What shall l use?

"Now, let's see. What shall l use?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Guns are so noisy. -Oh, terribly.

"-Guns are so noisy. -Oh, terribly."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Poison is good. -No. Oh, no. Messy, very messy.

"-Poison is good. -No. Oh, no. Messy, very messy."

I Dream of Jeannie

Then there's the knife or the noose.

"Then there's the knife or the noose."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l'm-- You're not really gonna go through with this.

"Jeannie, l'm-- You're not really gonna go through with this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l must go prepare for her, master.

"Well, l must go prepare for her, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l will be back.

"l will be back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank heavens l caught you, sir.

"Thank heavens l caught you, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

-ls anything wrong? -You gotta stop that plane.

"-ls anything wrong? -You gotta stop that plane."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Stop what plane? -The one the princess is on.

"-Stop what plane? -The one the princess is on."

I Dream of Jeannie

She mustn't be allowed to come into the country.

"She mustn't be allowed to come into the country."

I Dream of Jeannie

She mustn't be allowed to come into the county.

"She mustn't be allowed to come into the county."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can't tell you how important it is, sir.

"l can't tell you how important it is, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf she comes to Cocoa Beach, it could mean war.

"lf she comes to Cocoa Beach, it could mean war."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major...

"Major..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...you've never met the princess, have you?

"...you've never met the princess, have you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, l haven't. And l don't want to.

"No, no, l haven't. And l don't want to."

I Dream of Jeannie

You've got to keep her away from here.

"You've got to keep her away from here."

I Dream of Jeannie

You wouldn't care to explain why, would you?

"You wouldn't care to explain why, would you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, it's rather a long story.

"Well, it's rather a long story."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l have plenty of time.

"Oh, l have plenty of time."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, you see, about 3000 years ago, one of her ancestors...

"Well, you see, about 3000 years ago, one of her ancestors..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...stole some camels and some wives--

"...stole some camels and some wives--"

I Dream of Jeannie

We really haven't time to go into this.

"We really haven't time to go into this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Could you have the plane turned around?

"Could you have the plane turned around?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes. Of course. l'll certainly do that.

"Oh, yes. Of course. l'll certainly do that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you. l knew l could count on you.

"Thank you. l knew l could count on you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Dr. Bellows here.

"Dr. Bellows here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tell General Peterson l'm on my way to see him.

"Tell General Peterson l'm on my way to see him."

I Dream of Jeannie

-War? -That's what Major Nelson said, general.

"-War? -That's what Major Nelson said, general."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, why would he say a thing like that?

"Now, why would he say a thing like that?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf l knew why Major Nelson says any of the things he does...

"lf l knew why Major Nelson says any of the things he does..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l'd be the happiest man alive.

"...l'd be the happiest man alive."

I Dream of Jeannie

When l asked him to take the princess out, he agreed.

"When l asked him to take the princess out, he agreed."

I Dream of Jeannie

Then he came back minutes later...

"Then he came back minutes later..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and begged me not to allow her plane to land.

"...and begged me not to allow her plane to land."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you sure about this, doctor?

"Are you sure about this, doctor?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm positive, sir.

"l'm positive, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

For some unknown reason...

"For some unknown reason..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...Major Nelson's insisting that we keep the princess out of America.

"...Major Nelson's insisting that we keep the princess out of America."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let's go see him.

"Let's go see him."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's stuck.

"lt's stuck."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l don't know, sergeant.

"Well, l don't know, sergeant."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't know anything about typewriters.

"l don't know anything about typewriters."

I Dream of Jeannie

Just-- Just call Maintenance, will you?

"Just-- Just call Maintenance, will you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

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