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Clips from Lucifer - Sweet Kicks (S01E01)

"She is not your partner."
Lucifer
"Have you two been talking?"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"You know, I actually don't think it's my mortality"
Lucifer
"that you're worried about."
Lucifer
"You're just jealous"
Lucifer
"that I'm exploring it with Detective Decker."
Lucifer
"(sets bottle down)"
Lucifer
"Jealous of a mortal woman?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"(scoffing laugh)"
Lucifer
"I don't think so."
Lucifer
"But if you insist on continuing this exploration,"
Lucifer
"maybe next time, I won't be around to save your ass."
Lucifer
"Mm! Well, that is a shame."
Lucifer
"'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well."
Lucifer
"My front side, as well, actually."
Lucifer
"Things change, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Yes, but you don't, Maze."
Lucifer
"You exist to protect me."
Lucifer
"To know where I am and who I'm with at all times,"
Lucifer
"whether you want to, or not."
Lucifer
"Pretty sure your name's not on the list."
Lucifer
"It should be."
Lucifer
"Considering I've just spent the last couple of hours"
Lucifer
"convincing Anthony Paolucci not to press charges."
Lucifer
"(wry laugh)"
Lucifer
"Well, what if I want to press charges?"
Lucifer
"- For what? - Stupidity."
Lucifer
"A drunk, on-duty cop-- surely that's a no-no."
Lucifer
"But don't worry, I'm feeling charitable."
Lucifer
"I'll let it slide this time."
Lucifer
"(sultry purr)"
Lucifer
"Is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?"
Lucifer
"I don't want your thanks."
Lucifer
"Because I don't do favors for guys like you."
Lucifer
"I did this for Chloe."
Lucifer
"Oh, stop raining on the poor woman's parade."
Lucifer
"It's about time she got some spark in her life."
Lucifer
"Spark?"
Lucifer
"How about real danger?"
Lucifer
"Do you have any idea how easy"
Lucifer
"a gang vendetta can spiral out of control?"
Lucifer
"Well, I'm trying my best to find out."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"That's exactly why I'm here."
Lucifer
"Chloe is the mother of my child, you imbecile."
Lucifer
"You want to work this case?"
Lucifer
"Take care of her."
Lucifer
"Sir, yes, sir."
Lucifer
"(man rapping in Spanish)"
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Okay, Latin Kings turf."
Lucifer
"You need to have my back on this."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: You can count on me, Detective."
Lucifer
"All right, Dani and Diego Ramirez."
Lucifer
"Married straight out of juvie; real hotheads."
Lucifer
"Ooh! Do we get to kick in the door?"
Lucifer
"As your self-sacrificing partner,"
Lucifer
"I volunteer to go first."
Lucifer
"No, there'll be no kicking in of anything,"
Lucifer
"unless we have a warrant,"
Lucifer
"or people are in immediate danger."
Lucifer
"You better start taking this case seriously."
Lucifer
"If this escalates to a gang war..."
Lucifer
"Yes, yes, it could spiral out of control--"
Lucifer
"blood could run in the streets, fire could rain down."
Lucifer
"You sound just like your ex."
Lucifer
"What do you mean-- you spoke to Dan?"
Lucifer
"Mm!"
Lucifer
"He dropped by Lux."
Lucifer
"Kept rambling on about keeping you safe."
Lucifer
"Quite condescending, if you ask me."
Lucifer
"What is it with the men in my life?"
Lucifer
"I'm a man in your life?"
Lucifer
"(Lucifer chuckles)"
Lucifer
"(alarm chirps twice)"
Lucifer
"(rattling door handle)"
Lucifer
"Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking!"
Lucifer
"Act like a child, get treated like a child."
Lucifer
"Wha...? Isn't it illegal"
Lucifer
"to leave your child locked in a car?"
Lucifer
"(dogs barking in distance)"
Lucifer
"(rock music playing inside)"
Lucifer
"Diego and Dani Ramirez, LAPD."
Lucifer
"Need to ask you a few questions."
Lucifer
"(rock continues playing)"
Lucifer
"LAPD! Open up!"
Lucifer
"Come on, baby."
Lucifer
"Let me make you feel better."
Lucifer
"(shrieking)"
Lucifer
"(music blaring)"
Lucifer
"DANI: Who the hell are you?!"
Lucifer
"DIEGO: What are you doing here?!"
Lucifer
"What are you doing in my house, man?!"
Lucifer
"How the hell did you get out of the car?"
Lucifer
"Child's play, and good thing I did."
Lucifer
"There was immediate danger."
Lucifer
"He was about to leave this woman completely unsatisfied."
Lucifer
"What the--?! CHLOE: Hey! Hey!"
Lucifer
"- Down. - He's your partner?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, don't get me started."
Lucifer
"DANI: Cops harass us no matter what we do!"
Lucifer
"And now they're breaking into our house?!"
Lucifer
"I should sue that pervert!"
Lucifer
"You have my blessing."
Lucifer
"But first, let's talk Benny Choi."
Lucifer
"Yes, did you attempt to use him"
Lucifer
"as target practice the other night?"
Lucifer
"- That wasn't us! - No."
Lucifer
"Okay, well, witnesses said"
Lucifer
"they heard you making threats at the door."
Lucifer
"DIEGO: No, we-we just wanted in."
Lucifer
"We wanted a pair of Benny's sweet kicks."
Lucifer
"Enough to pay for them with Paola Cortez's blood?"
Lucifer
"Paola was Diego's cousin, okay?"
Lucifer
"It's wack what happened to her."
Lucifer
"Why do you think he's so upset?"
Lucifer
"I promised I'd get her in the show."
Lucifer
"There wasn't enough room for three,"
Lucifer
"so... we gave her our spot."
Lucifer
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