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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Winner Winner Turkey Dinner (S09E09)

"Hello, and congratulations on your purchase"
Modern Family (2009)
"of the Normandy Phone Booth."
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"The following will demonstrate"
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"just how much fun you've... dialed up."
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"Here we are on D-Day. Where's the damned air support?"
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"Oh, good."
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"A p... phone booth."
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"I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these,"
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"but I will..."
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"I definitely will take the risk of calling Allied Command."
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"Hello, General."
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"Yes, the enemy is all around us."
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"Blast!"
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"This is one of the phone booths"
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"that's booby-trapped."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Yes, General, the enemy is closing in!"
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"There's no esca... Haley! Get me out of here!"
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"Who's Haley? I'm Nurse Rutherford."
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"If I can't do this trick, my magic shop"
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"is gonna be the laughingstock of the mini-mall."
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"And there's still a Blockbuster there."
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"Honey, I know you're going through something,"
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"but you need to keep it to yourself,"
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"because we will not be the loser family this year."
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"- Claire. - Yeah?"
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"I had a genius idea."
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"Your race went right by Pritchett's Closets."
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"- Uh-huh. - Pull the security tape."
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"We'll blow up a frame of you in the lead and run a big ad..."
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""Pritchett's. Leading the Pack for 30 Years.""
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"- Genius! - I love it, Dad! Yes!"
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"I am on that!"
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"Wow."
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"We have problem."
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"I had a problem."
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"_"
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"H-H... Hello?"
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"Hel... Damn it."
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"Phil, this better be an emergency."
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"Oh, you finally picked up."
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"No, no, it's not an emergency. I just..."
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"I'm running a race, and you just screwed up my playlist!"
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"From that point on,"
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"I was no longer on the actual race course."
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"Thank you!"
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"Thanks."
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"I guess I hit a point where I funneled back onto the course."
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"I did notice that I seemed to have more energy"
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"than the few people in front of me,"
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"but I didn't... I didn't think much of it."
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"I did it! I won! I won!"
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"Did you see that, honey? I won!"
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"Uh, no, you didn't."
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"I was standing at the 5K mark and never saw you."
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"- What? - Claire!"
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"I was at the store, and I saw you win!"
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"- Oh, honey! - Oh!"
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"- Oh. - I know her! She's my stepdaughter!"
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"There's not gonna be any footage"
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"of you running past Pritchett's Closets"
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"because you cut two miles out of a six-mile race."
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"Better tell Grandpa you didn't win."
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"Oh, you are my moral compass."
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"Which is why I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the day."
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"Luke! I need a favor, no questions asked."
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"What do you need? Phone cards?"
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"No. I need you to Photoshop a picture of me from today"
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"running in front of Pritchett's Closets."
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"No problem."
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"- New problem. - I..."
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"I want to grab a picture of you and Claire."
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"I want to post it on my Inseam account."
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"Oh, what's Inseam?"
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"- I use it for home tailoring. - Oh."
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"- Claire. - Yeah?"
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"Could you get in here, please?"
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"- My two superstars. - Okay!"
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"I can't believe you won with that bad knee."
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"Well, at least if somebody tries to steal that thing,"
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"they got to get through this guy."
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"I just did what any hero would do."
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"- It's... - Are you wearing makeup?"
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"Uh, well, yeah. I got a bruise."
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"I thought... I thought you screamed and he ran away?"
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"Uh, well, there was a... There was a scuffle."
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"You went with your instinct."
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"Fight or flight. You fought."
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"I'm gonna post this on Inseam."
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"Double-click."
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"- Damn it! - You fought."
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"- Mm-hmm. - You fought?"
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"Uh-huh. How close did you get to this "intruder"?"
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"Okay, Claire. That is just about enough."
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"Mitchell suffered a trauma,"
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"and I don't appreciate your mocking tone."
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"- Excuse us. - Okay?"
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"Thank you, sweetie."
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"Okay, look, we both know two things for certain..."
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"I look fabulous in coral, and you didn't fight off any intruder."
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"There... There is a backstory."
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"In the summer of 1984, inspired by "The Karate Kid,""
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"I went through a martial arts phase."
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"When Cam brought those nunchucks home,"
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"it was just too much to resist."
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"Hello, old friend."
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"30 years later,"
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"once again, it was time to sweep the leg."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"Oh, God. Oh, no!"
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"- Why didn't you just tell me? - I don't know."
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"You... You walked in, and you asked if there was a break-in,"
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"and I-I was embarrassed and possibly concussed,"
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"so I just... I went with it."
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"Besides, my dad and Claire cannot know, okay?"
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"That whole "Karate Kid" summer, they called me "Kung Sue.""
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"Oh."
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"Turkey is gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
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"- Where is Phil? - I'll let him know."
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"Okay."
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