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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Winner Winner Turkey Dinner (S09E09)

"started sharing a couple of videos on it, and it blew up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not approachable."
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"Too approachable."
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"There's my guy."
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"What's up?"
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"Dude, I was just about to leave,"
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"and I saw your new pic popped up on Inseam."
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"You're on Inseam?"
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"Yes, I've been on it for a week."
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"Okay, look at your picture. Joe is in a tree behind you."
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"Whoa!"
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"Aah! Aah."
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"Oh, my God, he's right there! Hang on, Joe!"
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"Hello?"
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"- What's going on with Joe? - You're on Inseam?"
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"Of course I'm on Inseam. Is my son hanging from a tree?"
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"Oh, that's great!"
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"You fell for it. I'm, uh... I'm getting pretty good at Photoshop."
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"That's a fake picture?"
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"Yeah, I got a bunch of Joe doing dangerous stuff."
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"You're gonna have to show me this later, okay?"
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"Will do."
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"Well, thanks to you,"
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"now I'm all sweaty, and it's gonna be impossible"
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"to judge the silk shirts."
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"They're supposed to blouse, not cling."
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"Hey, can I see that card for a second?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'll put this card back in your hand"
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"when you Photoshop that kid's head in an alligator's mouth."
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"Upper Valley on the 2-yard line"
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"with 10 seconds to go."
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"A touchdown will win the game."
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"Okay, timeout! Timeout!"
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"Let's go, Dolphins!"
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"Coach, what is our defense?"
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"Okay, you know what? It's a running situation,"
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"but they've been killing us with that pass all day."
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"My gut tells me they're gonna pass, but..."
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"Okay, just let me think about it. Move. Move!"
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"Those dumb bastards"
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"are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run."
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"Trap Two, on the left side."
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"My vice principal walkie-talkie"
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"accidentally picked up that Upper Valley coach"
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"calling her dumb lady play."
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"Now, was I gonna change my defense?"
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"Only some spineless win-at-all-costs glory hound"
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"would choose winning over showing some moral fiber."
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"Dolphins win! Dolphins win!"
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"Yes!"
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"- _ - Everybody in that stadium,"
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"including me, was expecting a pass."
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"But your instincts told you something else."
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"- That's big-time, my friend. - Well, I-I-I appreciate it, Jay."
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"Uh, thank you."
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"Mitchell!"
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"I'm a fraud."
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"Well, then stop telling that barista"
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"that you understudied Javert on Broadway."
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"He knows your name. He can look it up."
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"No, I overheard the lady coach call her play on my walkie-talkie,"
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"and I changed my defense to win the game."
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"And now I'm having anxiety, and I have to confess."
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"No, you... you are not gonna confess."
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"You're gonna smush that anxiety into a little ball,"
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"and you're gonna push it into that little, tiny hole"
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"in your soul where childhood traumas go."
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"Everybody here is a winner."
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"If you end up being the one loser at the table,"
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"I'm gonna get nothing but condescending pity from everybody."
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"Especially Claire, that insufferable phony."
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"- Mm. - Hey, so pretty!"
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"Luke!"
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"Oh, hey Gloria. Sure love those bangs."
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"What's the story with those?"
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"I know you have been avoiding me"
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"because there are no Photoshopped pictures of Joe in danger."
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"And the the answer to your question is very simple..."
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"They frame my face."
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"Oh, those pictures."
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"Here we are."
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"- Ah. Joe poking a bees' nest. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, and Joe killing Lee Harvey Oswald."
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"So cute."
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"Jay, Luke is a genius."
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"Thanks, buddy."
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"You can go do your fancy shopping now."
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"Awesome. To make up for the time I lost,"
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"I'm gonna baby oil my heels so I can try on shoes faster."
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"Phil, did you see this Photoshop stuff that Luke did?"
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"He's a real magician."
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"I guess he came by it honestly."
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"That means the world to me, Jay."
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"I'm living a lie."
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"Claire, everyone in this family's a winner except for me."
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"Abraka-failure."
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"Ready to fill this thing up?"
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"- _ - Um, yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"The... The whole reason we're here"
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"is to use the pool water, which is recyclable."
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"I'm sort of a hero in the sustainable magic movement."
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"I'd hate to lose my three green rabbits rating."
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"Okay. Should we start filming?"
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"For sure. Yeah. For sure."
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"I-I-I think I'll... I'll probably just take a quick minute."
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"As a young man, I had no fear of any trick"
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"where I was jammed into tight spaces..."
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"Fox in a Box, The Wrong Shepherd, Einstein's Birdbath."
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"Lately, though, I have had a touch of claustrophobia,"
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"which is usually cleared up"
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"by a quick call to my super-supportive wife."
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"Oh, you finally picked up."
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"No, no, it's not an emergency."
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"I just... Hello? Claire?"
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"Just give me the word, Dad."
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"Oh. Yep. Uh..."
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"Let's..."
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"Let's do this."
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"Great. Ready?"
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"- Yeah. - And...action."
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