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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Black Dog (S05E05)

"Hyde, I'd like to remind you that Donna and I are basically the perfect couple."
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"We really are."
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"So we might just have a little something to teach you..."
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"about relationships."
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"We really do."
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"- All you have to do is back off. - Go to her."
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"What?"
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"No, he needs to be with her."
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"I didn't want space. I wanted you with me."
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"- You didn't tell me that. - I couldn't find you!"
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"And they lived happily ever after."
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"Fingerprinting is one of the most important jobs at the D.M.V., Fez."
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"It helps make our customers feel like common criminals."
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"(Giggling)"
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"See? Firm but gentle."
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"Repeat that: firm but gentle."
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"Fir- but ge-ge-"
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"(Sighs) Your hands are strong."
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"But your right hand's much stronger than your left. Why is that?"
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"Um, I am a sword fighter."
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"You fence?"
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"You know, I'm- I'm sorry if I'm a little short-tempered with you sometimes."
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"It's just, well, when I see you, I just-"
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"No. No, I can't."
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"But- But I am all atwitter."
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"No. No. I'm sorry. I just can't."
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"And no one can know about this."
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"But, Mom, Dad's in trouble."
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"So I really think you need to come back from Acapulco now."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Wow, that is a lot of tequila."
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"Red, Jackie's been moping in our kitchen for an hour."
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"So call the cops."
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"I don't want her arrested. I want to help her."
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"She needs a father figure. Go talk to her."
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"- No. - Yes!"
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"- No. - Red!"
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"Fine. Every damn argument!"
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"You'd think I'd win one, just by chance."
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"- Mr. Forman- - Look, Jackie..."
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"I know that things seem grim, but your father's rich, right?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Well, then I'm sure that whatever trouble he's in..."
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"he'll buy his way out and wriggle free."
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"You're right. I mean, this is America."
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"The rich are treated differently here."
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"Yep. And I'm so glad I took some shrapnel to make that happen."
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"Me too."
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"So, Hyde, have you talked toJackie yet?"
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"'Cause don't- 'Cause you gotta give her room to breathe, man."
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"Yeah. And if she ever falls out of a plane..."
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"just let her fall."
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"What, he's supposed to just jump out after her?"
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"Well, at least they'll be together."
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"Man, I don't getJackie."
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"I mean, we were together for years..."
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"and the second I turn my back, she off and Frenches Hyde."
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"And by "turn your back," you mean ditching her for two months..."
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"to have sex with random beach trash?"
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"Whatever, man."
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"You- It's all- It's all about words with you!"
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"Kelso, Jackie's my girlfriend. We're together, so get over it."
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"- (Stammering) Fine! - (Gunshot)"
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"Dude, you shot him!"
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"That is exactly what happened to Snowball!"
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"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"Did I shoot your eye?"
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"Yes! Now I can't see, you moron! You're dead!"
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"- (Eric) I'd start running now. - Chasing me is futile!"
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"I'll just hide in your blind spot!"
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"(Groaning)"
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"- Man, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine."
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"The BB just winged my shoulder."
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"But that kid needs to be taught a lesson."
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"Hyde, it was an accident."
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"No, it wasn't."
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"He's been bitching about me and Jackie since he found out."
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"Now he got himself so out of control that he shot me."
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"I don't like getting shot!"
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"So now I'm gonna punish him the way my parents punish me."
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"You're gonna leave him at the mall?"
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"No. I'm gonna milk this eye thing until he feels as bad as he should."
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"They didn't leave me at the mall. They forgot me."
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"They were drunk."
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"- (Stereo: Rock) - I am in pain."
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"Fez, we're really sorry about Nina."
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"You know, rejection hurts."
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"No, Nina and I were kissing, and she made me stop..."
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"and now I am in pain."
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"Ew."
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"I have to go do something."
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"(Door Closes)"
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"I think maybe we're all getting a little too comfortable with each other."
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"Well, maybe we wouldn't be so comfortable if we just gave each other some space."
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"- Don't make me hit you. - Well, good luck reaching me through all the space."
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"Hey, guys. Is Hyde here?"
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"Hyde?"
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"Hey, Hyde. I brought you this."
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"What is it? I can't see."
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"Well, it's most of a burger."
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"I took a bite, 'cause I'm sorry, but I'm also hungry."
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"Yeah, well, it's almost 2:00. I gotta go flush out my eye."
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"You guys, how bad is it? Is Hyde gonna be a cyclops?"
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"Kelso, what were you thinking? I mean, did you shoot him on purpose?"
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"No! The gun went off on accident!"
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"Well, he kinda thinks you did."
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"How could I? I mean, yeah, I was mad."
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"But I didn't- I don't know."
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"Maybe I did it accidentally on purpose."
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"Steven, I'm glad your eye's not hurt."
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"Even though you deserve it because you were such a jerk about my dad."
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"Man, look, Jackie- (Sighs)"
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"I'm never gonna be the guy who says the right thing at the right time."
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"Okay? I'm just not."
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"You are so full of it. All I'm asking for is a gesture, and you can't even do that."
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"(Clears Throat) Okay, I got something."
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"Get your dad a carton of cigarettes..."
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"so he can trade 'em for not being someone's wife."
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"- Oh, just forget it. - No. No."
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"Jackie, that's funny."
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"Look, when my dad went to prison, that's what someone told me to make me feel better."
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