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Clips from Veep - Special Relationship (S03E03)

"Oh, I... I think we're in it now."
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"I think we probably should see this through to the end."
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"What's going on? Well, where is she?"
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"Yeah, I got this. I got this. I can..."
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"Here's what we're gonna do."
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"We are gonna go big on Prince Charles."
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"No, no, scratch that. We're gonna cancel Charles."
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"- What? - We're canceling Charles, okay?"
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"Do you hate fat people?"
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"You know what, let me just put this to rest, okay?"
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"I have always been a friend of the fa... full-figured folks."
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"Okay, my pretend friends."
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"I gotta go back to DC. Something very big has happened"
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"- and I've gotta be there. - What is it?"
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"- Daniwah! - Daniwah."
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"What's that?"
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"- Easy, buddy. - Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Get your hands off me, all right?"
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"I don't want to catch your fucking idiocy."
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"- I can... - Whoa, whoa!"
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"Oh, he's having a heart attack. Are you having a heart attack?"
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"No, I think he's just having a breakdown."
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"I think this is, like, indigestion or something."
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"I don't think I should have eaten that Scotch egg."
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"Is that that egg with the sausage wrapped around it?"
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"Never mind. Not important."
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"Ray, I need to speak with you privately."
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"Mike, you're in charge."
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"- Yes, sir. - Oh, my God, Mike."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I got... I got this, I got this."
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"Siri, Ray Whelans' treatii... treatises."
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"Okay, okay."
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"People are disturbed by your role."
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"Yeah, they think folks who are physical can't be cerebral."
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"They think those two things are separate, that they're not symbiotic."
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"No, no, you don't understand."
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"Oh, I do, I do. Look..."
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"people think, He's a fitness guy,"
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"how can he know about politics?"
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"I get you, Kent."
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"Again, I don't think you do."
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"People think Selina's judgment is bad"
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"if she listens to people like you"
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"- whose beliefs are very... stupid. - Exactly... people."
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"You're not getting it."
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"You know, the brain is a muscle."
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"No, it isn't."
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"And I have sympathy. I do have..."
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"deep sympathy for those who struggle with their weight."
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"And I will go on to say that even I, as a young teenager,"
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"had a bit of a struggle with my weight"
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"as I'm sure almost everyone here in this room"
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"has had at one moment or another in their life."
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"I can't feel my hands. Do you feel my hands?"
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"Yeah, I can feel them, but that's not how it works."
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"I'm Googling your symptoms right now. What are your symptoms?"
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"- Massive pain. - Where? In your chest?"
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"Yeah, like right where my hand is clutching."
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"The pain is right around there."
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"- I'm trying to help. - Like, under my heart? Right in the middle..."
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"Do you taste copper?"
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"I think you're having a panic attack. That's what..."
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"No, no, no."
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"I don't panic. I'm the fucking iceman."
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"That's why I'm the campaign manager."
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"- Call Sue. - What's the codes you put before the number?"
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"- 0-0-1. U.S. - I just have her name, so I need to memorize the number"
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"before I put the codes in."
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"Hey, Sue? Sorry. Hey, listen..."
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"Oh, shit."
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"How much exactly did you weigh?"
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"Uh... okay. Well, at my very biggest, I would say"
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"I was probably roughly around 151"
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"or 152 pounds. I don't know"
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"what that translates to in terms of stones."
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"- That's a lot. - Yeah, heavy."
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"Oh, is it? That's a lot? Okay."
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"This is like the Queen's china."
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"They're never gonna let us back into England again."
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"- We need to research everything Ray Whelans ever wrote... - Oh, my God!"
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"- Shh. It doesn't matter. - It does matter!"
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"- This is the fuckin' Queen's china! - Shh!"
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"It's been something that's... you know, it's a part... it's my history"
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"and it's... I can't say that I was proud to be..."
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"as enormous as I was, but there you have it."
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"- What are you looking for? - I'm looking for a napkin to at least cover it."
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"- Oh, my God. - Behind the curtain. Put it behind the curtain."
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"Go."
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"You really don't get it,"
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"so I'm going to keep this very simple. You're fired."
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"I get you. Very simple."
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"- Yes, it is. - Great."
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"I'm so pleased we had this talk."
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"Let's see where we all are in a month or so."
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"This is amazing."
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"Thank you."
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"- Hurry up, Gary. - Shit."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What a fuckin' misery marathon that was."
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"- Where is everybody? - Dan had a nervous collapse."
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"Amy's taking him to the hospital."
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"Ben went back to DC. Kent's firing Ray."
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"And I'm in charge."
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"- Fuck! - I know, right?"
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"I should just go back out there."
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"- Did you see that? - Yep, I saw."
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"Why? Why am I in London"
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"talking about my enormous"
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"jiggly-ass ass?"
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"Ma'am, but people love people who were like, fat"
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"- and they're no longer fat. - No, they don't."
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"- Right. - Fat people don't even vote."
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"They can't even be bothered to get out of the house, you know?"
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"There's no food in the voting booth."
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"Ma'am, the House of Commons voted to censure"
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"U.S. data monitoring activities."
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"- Huh? - And there's five fat kids outside"
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"dressed as Satan."
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"Already? You know what we're gonna do?"
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