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Clips from Family Guy - The Fatman Always Rings Twice (S20E20)

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Family Guy
"PETER: I thought I'd seen it all."
Family Guy
"But that's the thing about Quahog."
Family Guy
"You never know what's hiding under the hard shell of a clam."
Family Guy
"The Great Depression hit the town hard."
Family Guy
"FDR announced we had nothing to fear but fear itself."
Family Guy
"ROOSEVELT (over radio): The only thing we have to fear"
Family Guy
"is fear itself."
Family Guy
"And, also, bees."
Family Guy
"Or when a man has a beard and then shaves it."
Family Guy
"'Cause I don't recognize him immediately."
Family Guy
"If I watched him shave it, it would be different."
Family Guy
"If I saw the process."
Family Guy
"And there's this guy Hitler we should probably keep an eye on."
Family Guy
"But mostly bees."
Family Guy
"PETER: It was also the height of Prohibition."
Family Guy
"Water or seltzer, anyone?"
Family Guy
"PETER: Which of course meant drinking was very cool,"
Family Guy
"and everyone did it all the time."
Family Guy
"And of course, there was racism."
Family Guy
"A lot of it. It was horrible."
Family Guy
"Except for the laundromat, which served everyone."
Family Guy
"Thanks for doing my undergarments."
Family Guy
"PETER: They were really nice."
Family Guy
"So, who am I?"
Family Guy
"The name's Mac. Mac Bookpro."
Family Guy
"And I'm a private dick."
Family Guy
"(unzips)"
Family Guy
"A very private dick."
Family Guy
"And don't listen."
Family Guy
"("Love Theme from Chinatown" playing)"
Family Guy
"(doorbell ringing)"
Family Guy
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Family Guy
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Family Guy
"(horns honking)"
Family Guy
"PETER: My office was in the Cocaine‐Cola building."
Family Guy
"All the businessmen there had ideas for other businesses."
Family Guy
"Well, Mac, what did you find out?"
Family Guy
"Now hold on, it's 8:00 a. m. and we're two men in a room."
Family Guy
"Let me fix you a drink."
Family Guy
"So, I tailed your wife."
Family Guy
"Sorry, pal, she's having an affair."
Family Guy
"Ah, too bad."
Family Guy
"I guess she's the maple, but I'm the sap."
Family Guy
"There you go. You're gonna be okay."
Family Guy
"But it's 8:00 a. m., and you're a man about to get in a car."
Family Guy
"Let me fix you another drink."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Mac. I owe you one."
Family Guy
"Mr. Bookpro?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Ms. Patbottom?"
Family Guy
"(laughs): Oh, Mr. Bookpro."
Family Guy
"PETER: My secretary, Fanny Patbottom."
Family Guy
"She's my gal Thursday."
Family Guy
"She has choir practice Fridays."
Family Guy
"She's, uh, not available to me then."
Family Guy
"Now, a couple of items of business."
Family Guy
"First, we're going to have to postpone"
Family Guy
"today's tangling of the Venetian blinds."
Family Guy
"I think we're gonna have to start sending the schedule"
Family Guy
"the night before."
Family Guy
"Also, there's a woman here to see you."
Family Guy
"LOIS: May I come in, Mr. Bookpro?"
Family Guy
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Family Guy
"PETER: I'll never forget the day she walked through my door."
Family Guy
"Ah, damn it. And this was the smallest brim they had."
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"The name's Hedy. Hedy Toothgraze."
Family Guy
"PETER: She was the type of girl who really left a mark on you."
Family Guy
"Please, have a seat."
Family Guy
"Do you mind if I don't smoke?"
Family Guy
"I'm afraid I do."
Family Guy
"Totally understand."
Family Guy
"So, we're two people in a room at 8:04 a. m."
Family Guy
"Let me fix you a drink."
Family Guy
"So, Mr. Bookpro, I'm here because my daughter is missing."
Family Guy
"She's a nun."
Family Guy
"Frankly, we weren't that close."
Family Guy
"I gave her to the Church after my husband died in the war."
Family Guy
"So, will you take the case?"
Family Guy
"PETER: I wasn't sure I could trust her, but I needed the dough."
Family Guy
"My rent was two bucks a month"
Family Guy
"and I still owed 50 cents on my car."
Family Guy
"Since the missing gal was a nun,"
Family Guy
"I decided to start at the Church."
Family Guy
"Greetings, my son."
Family Guy
"Cardinal St. Louis, likely bad guy."
Family Guy
"Mac Bookpro."
Family Guy
"Sorry to bother you about a case, Padre."
Family Guy
"Do you want to talk here,"
Family Guy
"or should I come inside your rectory?"
Family Guy
"Okay, Groucho, calm down."
Family Guy
"I'm here looking for a nun. Recognize her?"
Family Guy
"Of course, that's Sister Megan."
Family Guy
"She runs the church orphanage."
Family Guy
"And how about this photo?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Any dunking photo where you don't see the ground"
Family Guy
"‐is very suspicious. ‐I see."
Family Guy
"So, when was the last time you saw the sister?"
Family Guy
"In the church garden, wearing giant nun boots"
Family Guy
"and trying to step on squirrels."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that checks out."
Family Guy
"If you think of anything, here's my card."
Family Guy
""To my beloved niece.""
Family Guy
"Aw, and he wrote his own note"
Family Guy
"instead of just signing his name."
Family Guy
"I like that guy now. He cares."
Family Guy
"Hey, Mac."
Family Guy
"Well, if it isn't my old pal Red Wiener?"
Family Guy
"Red was the best newspaper guy out there."
Family Guy
"Except when the newspaper was rolled up,"
Family Guy
"then he was kind of scared."
Family Guy
"So, what's got you sniffing around here today, Fido?"
Family Guy
"Same as you, pal. Sister Megan."
Family Guy
"I heard you talking to the cardinal."
Family Guy
"Well, get this: she called me a few days ago"
Family Guy
"and said she had a big story."
Family Guy
"We were supposed to meet at a speakeasy,"
Family Guy
"but she disappeared before we could get together."
Family Guy
"A nun at a speakeasy? That doesn't figure."
Family Guy
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