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"the little that i know about him scares me."
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"i grew up with him. He's a good guy."
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"uh-huh. Well, you vouch for him?"
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"i-i-i grew up with the guy. Uh-huh."
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"you vouch for him?"
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"do i-- you mean, do i-- do you vouch for him?"
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"um, he-- yeah. Yeah, of course i vouch for him."
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"how about this?"
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"you're in, he's in."
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"i don't--"
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"you're beatin' people up. You might as well get paid for it."
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"think about it."
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"you gotta take that guy out. You own that guy. You own him. Come on!"
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"we need guns. He didn't say anything about guns."
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"he implied something about guns, i'm sure."
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"it's not something you imply. It's something you lay out on the table."
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"he didn't say anything about guns. Besides, i'm not taking the job."
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"it's the opportunity of a lifetime, bobby. You nuts?"
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"you've been waiting for this opportunity."
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"no,you'vebeen waiting for this opportunity. You're damn straight."
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"you think i like livin' on fuckin' yucca?"
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"you do good on something like this, and then you're in."
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"you have opportunities after that. What about boxing?"
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"bobby, you're outta your mind. Oh, you're full of shit."
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"i clowned with you for two fuckin' rounds, did this shit. Oh, stop."
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"it was a fuckin' draw. I didn't train for the fight! That was horseshit!"
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"you're not gonna be a professional boxer! Let's do it right now."
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"i'm not talkin' about fighting. You'll never be a boxer."
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"come on. Right now. Don't start fuckin' pushin' me. Fuck you, man!"
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"let's do it. Don't be a fuckin' child. Don't be a fuckin' child!"
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"ricky! Bobby! Cut that shit out! Sorry, coach."
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"how's the boxing going?"
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"really good, coach. Yeah, really good. He's five, five and one."
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"stick with it, bobby. You know it takes time."
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"you always had the heart."
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"how 'bout me, coach? Did i always have heart?"
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"what are you gawkin' at, ladies?"
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"this is not recess."
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"run a play. Let's run a play."
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"fuck him. You'd think he'd let it go after a while."
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"the fact is we probably could've beat fairfax if you hadn't got suspended."
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"whatever, man. Fuckin' asshole."
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"i mean, t-shirts? Really. I liked those shirts."
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"you never wore those shirts? We could have bought them."
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"i almost got suspended over that shit."
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"thank god you took the bullet for me and didn't say anything. I appreciate it."
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"want a hit? Nah, man, i gotta pick up the baby."
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"why you always get stuck pickin' up the kid? I like it, okay?"
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"it's not even your kid. You want a lift, or you wanna stay here and walk?"
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"that looks great."
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"i don't know why we don't get a drink instead of sittin' inside this place."
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"i promised chloe we'd come here."
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"she doesn't even know where she is, bob."
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"she'd have more fun if we were at boardner's."
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"she could play the trivia game or the little racing game thing she does."
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"she's a little girl. Little girls don't like to go to bars."
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"we had fun. We went to bars when we were kids."
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"and all the different people, right? Remember slimmy?"
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"excuse me, sir. There's no smoking allowed in the store."
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"why, you serving food? No, it's store policy."
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"and you can't sit at a station unless you purchase a ceramic."
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"can you believe this shit? I can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic?"
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"why don't you bring me an ashtray, then?"
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"can i color me that, a ceramic ashtray? Right away."
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"and what color paints can i get you? I don't know."
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"surprise me. I'm not sure what i'm feeling today."
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"now, listen to me."
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"i think maxie's starting to reach out to you with this thing,"
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"and it's not something that you should let slip by."
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"what's wrong, baby? He's not doing it."
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"what is she saying? He's not painting."
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"-i'm gonna paint when i get my paints. - there you go."
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"there's a nice way to do that. Will you paint?"
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"maxie won't let me drive jess anymore. Who's he have drivin' her?"
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"i don't know. I don't know what he's got goin' on."
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"- isn't it fun? - what's that, sweetie?"
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"isn't it fun? What's that?"
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"isn't it fun? What fun?"
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"isn't it fun to paint? To paint? Yeah. I love it."
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"really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple, by the way."
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"have you ever seen a purple frog? You have?"
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"when you were asleep? Why you giving her a hard time?"
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"this is a good opportunity. If we play this right--"
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"i don't want anything. He's a sketchy character."
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"i don't wanna talk about him in front of the "aby-bay". Okay, let's drop it."
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"let's drop it. Let's "ex-nay" on the "bex-nay"."
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""ig-pay atin-lay". Can you "ut-shay" your "outh-may? ""
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""ain-saying-ay". You're doing it wrong."
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"i don't understand what you're saying. "onch-pay oo-bay"."
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""ay-bay, ay-way". "ax-may" your "ass-ay"."
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""ut-shay" your "ace-fay", "asshole-ay"."
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"did you hear that? Did you hear what he said?"
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"what do you think of that?"
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"-here you go, sweetie. - i don't want grilled cheese."
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"you love grilled cheese. I hate cheese."
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"come on, sweetie. Mommy's in a hurry. Don't be a little shit, okay?"
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"hey, hon? Yeah."
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"i'll fix her dinner. Go get ready."
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"you sure? Thanks, sweetie. Yeah."
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"bobby's going to fix you something, okay? I love you."
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"- you're not my daddy. - you wanna bust my horns?"
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"or do you want some spaghetti?"
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"- i want spaghettis. - of course. It's your favorite food, right?"
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"yep. I want you to watch me very carefully,"
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"so you'll learn how to cook."
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"you don't know how to cook, you eat in restaurants every day."
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"you don't wanna do that, because cooks in restaurants scratch their ass..."
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"and they touch the food, and it's no good, it's not clean."
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"there's things you wanna spend your money on instead of restaurants, right?"
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"what do you want to spend your money on? Turtles..."
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"turtles. And stuff that i care about."
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"what do you care about?"
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"i care about getting..."
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"food for my pets and..."
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"feeding them every day."
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"that's right. Feeding them every day. If you don't feed the animals, what happens?"
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"they die. They die, right?"
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"this is called pasta puttanesca. You know what that means?"
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"that means bad girl's pasta,"
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"and there's only enough for one."
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