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"that means you get to eat it. That means i gotta eat a grilled cheese sandwich."
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"look at that. Can you smell that? Smells good. Yeah."
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"baby, could you get that?"
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"all right. Hold on a second. Don't touch the stove. It's hot."
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"i got it."
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"jess ready? You're drivin' jess?"
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"yep."
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"no way that cocksucker's drivin' you."
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"ho's fine. Ho's a fucking pimp, okay?"
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"he encourages wendy to turn tricks, and she's his fucking wife!"
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"keep it down. He can hear you. It's my house!"
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"i'm not gonna keep it down. He's not fuckin' drivin' you!"
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"listen to me, bobby."
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"this is my job, okay?"
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"it puts a roof over me, my daughter and you,"
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"for as long as you wanna stay."
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"i want you to quit."
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"will you look at my bills? I can't."
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"i'm not gonna put her through what i went through. I-i just can't do it."
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"i'll support you. With what?"
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"i-- maxie offered to stake me."
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"max offers a lot of things, okay?"
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"i got news for you. He's not the sweet old guy you think he is."
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"don't get my hopes up, okay?"
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"if i quit, and it doesn't work out, then what, huh?"
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"i-i can't go through this again."
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"this is the last time i speak to either of you in person..."
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"about work-related matters."
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"all our interactions in the future will be social."
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"if you have any questions that are work-related,"
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"you will direct them to ruiz."
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"he has my complete confidence."
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"everything you need or need to know..."
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"is in those envelopes."
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"do notopen these envelopes..."
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"until you have left the office."
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"i started opening it-- mind if i borrow a piece of tape?"
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"- that way i'll-- - open the fuckin' thing."
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"you will each have $1,500, a numeric pager,"
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"a double-"a" battery and first-class..."
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"round-trip ticket to j.F.K."
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"you will be contacted on your pager--"
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"so we're going to new york city?"
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"yes, you're going to new york."
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"you will be contacted on your pager--"
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"max, one more thing."
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"who am i dropping this off to? Who gets their hands on this?"
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"that's your per diem."
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"yeah, that's my per diem."
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"who do i give it to? Who do i drop it off to?"
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"it's yours. You keep it. This is mine to have?"
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"yes. Yes. For spending money?"
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"and you got 1,500 too? Uh-huh."
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"you will be contacted..."
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"on your pager as to where you go."
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"you have each been given an extra battery."
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"so there should be absolutely no excuse..."
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"when you get a page..."
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"that you will answer it immediately."
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"yes. Yes, sir."
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"you will not carry any other pagers with you."
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"you will not, for that matter, carry anything..."
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"other than what i have just given you."
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"- keys? - what?"
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"what about my house keys? That way i can get back in."
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"i could leave 'em with you. Whatever you wanna do. You're callin' the shots."
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"you can carry your keys."
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"you will not mention my name..."
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"or imply that you are in my employ."
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"you will not speak to anyone when you are working."
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"when you are not working, you are considered to be on call..."
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"and available 24 hours a day."
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"that means that you do not get drunk..."
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"or do anything that will prevent you..."
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"from operating in a professional manner."
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"there is a number in your pager's memory."
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"it is a car service."
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"if they call you up and they ask you the account,"
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"you say "cardiff giant"."
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"they will come and they will pick you up..."
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"and take you wherever you want to go."
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"that means that there is no destination that you cannot reach..."
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"within 15 minutes."
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"fifteen minutes. Is there a pattern forming here?"
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"absolutely. Yeah. What is it?"
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"- you want us to be wherever you want-- - let him tell me."
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"don't worry about it. I got it."
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"tell me. What is it?"
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"i don't understand why you're picking on me, max."
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"because you lost my fuckin' carpet-cleaning van,"
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"and i don't like you, you cocksucker!"
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"i parked the van and left it for five minutes, you want us to be..."
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"wherever you want us to be a.S.A.P. I locked it, put the club on it--"
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"yes. Good-bye."
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"what am i dropping off on the trip?"
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"what's the-- what are we-- good-bye!"
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"here we are."
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"3d and g. 3d and g."
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"i think you got it wrong, bob. That's mine. I'm in 3d."
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"you're right here, 3g. They're both aisles. What's the--"
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"i was assigned that seat. I like to follow the rules. Okay."
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"you're in 3g, and i'm in 3d. All right. Okay."
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"oh, man. See, when you're in with maxie, he takes care of your shit."
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"do you know what i mean? Stretch it out, keep it nice. I'll tell you what else."
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"beats the hell out of cleaning carpets. You got that right."
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"comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. I wonder what the movie is."
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"i'll ask the lady what the movie is. Don't bug her."
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"they like to help. That's what they're here for."
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"you'll get used to it. Don't carry guilt with it."
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"champagne or orange juice? Oh, perfect."
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"what a wonderful kickoff to the trip. Cheers. Okay."
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"thank you very much. Uh, ooh. Okay."
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"my button down here."
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"i love this shit, my man."
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"this is the kind of thing i'm talking about. You with me?"
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"give me it. Right here. Yes?"
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"yeah, i was just wondering... Excuse me. Sorry."
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"what the movie was tonight. It's in your copy ofambassador."
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"i believe it's mickey blue eyes."
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"ugh. I can bring you a list of videos."
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