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Clips from Hubie Halloween

"I think I saw a little kid get lost in the Corn Maze."
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"In the what?"
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"I heard him scream, "Help!" Then he started crying."
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"My God, it's just... It's just a little kid!"
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"Okay. Handle your high."
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"I am a member of the AUU. This is what I was trained to do."
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"Hoo-ah!"
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"I think we're good!"
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"Messing with Shoobie Dubois. A Salem tradition."
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"My grandma gave him his first titty-twister."
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"- What a bunch of jerks. - Should we go tell him it's a prank?"
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"I knew I liked you, freshman. Come on."
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"Excuse me, excuse me, Bride of Skankenstein. Yeah, thank you."
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"If you can hear me, please call out so I can determine your whereabouts!"
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"Do not be fearful, little one!"
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"Announce yourself!"
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"Hubie!"
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"Mr. Dubois!"
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"Hubie!"
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"Hello!"
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"- Where are you? - Should we split up?"
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"I don't know. That sounds like a big boner."
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"- What? - I'm just kidding."
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"Yeah, go that way…"
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"Is anyone out there? Sound off!"
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"Tonight's temperatures will dip below 28 degrees!"
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"Your nervous system cannot handle that!"
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"Sasquatch could not handle that!"
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"Mr. Dubois? Hello!"
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"Hey, Tommy, hey!"
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"Mr. Dubois!"
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"What the hell, Mike? Why would you do that?"
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"Hey, whoa! I'm sorry. Come on, I couldn't resist."
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"That wasn't cool, man."
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"Hey, coffee boy."
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"You're that freshman, right?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Yeah, well, welcome to your first high school fight."
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"Tommy!"
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"Megan McNally, you like underclassmen?"
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"Oh, that's adorable."
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"Hello!"
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"Is the fight over? Did I win?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you kicked his ass. Come on."
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"Is anyone out there? Sound off!"
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"Help!"
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"Remain in place! I will find you!"
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"Not if I find you first!"
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"Take me, evil one! Just do not harm the child!"
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"Help, Hubie!"
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"No!"
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"Dad? Is that you?"
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"Does Mom know you're still alive?"
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"Are you still mad at me?"
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"No. It's Tommy, Violet Valentine's son."
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"Yeah, and Megan. I work down at the coffee shop."
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"I give you free hot water for your dehydrated soup sometimes."
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"Yes. Much appreciated."
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"The reason I take it for free is 'cause I don't have money."
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"Anyway, we came over here to tell you that there's no lost kid."
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"No one's lost?"
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"Yeah, it's just Mike Mundi trying to pull a prank on you."
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"Prank? No, I knew that."
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"So, I like the costumes."
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"- Garbage can? - Yeah. Tin Man."
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"And Red Riding Hood."
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"I want to be honest with you. Might not be a good year for it."
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"Um, between us, there is a man-wolf on the loose."
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"Then maybe should I head inside?"
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"A wise decision."
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"By the way, my mom was talking about you tonight."
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"Your mom was talking about me?"
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"What'd she say?"
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"Just that you are nice."
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"Well, I am nice."
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"Because I'm not gonna tell her that you're out here playing Romeo"
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"instead of watching your two little sisters."
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"- Well, now I feel bad. - I know you feel bad."
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"- 'Cause you got a big heart. - Thanks."
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"So, I'm gonna let you two guys take off without me."
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"I'll give you a head start in the name of romance."
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"- Okay. Go ahead, guys. Take care, now. - Thanks, Mr. Dubois."
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"- Happy Halloween. - Not looking, guys!"
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"Same corn over and over."
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"I should've left with the others, 'cause I have no idea where I am."
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"So, I came from there. I already was there."
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"Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos."
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"Help me!"
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"Michael Mundi."
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"Help me!"
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"Listen, I am a fan of a Halloween zinger as much as the next guy, but…"
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"What? What'd you say?"
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"Michael? Michael!"
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"What the..."
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"What?"
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"It's nine o'clock in Salem, which means all you trick-or-treaters"
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"have counted up your candy corns and are gettin' ready for bed."
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"What the heck?"
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"But that don't mean the fun stops for all of us."
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"- Hubie, I can't do this. - Michael Mundi was abducted."
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"I found a ticket to the drive-in at the scene."
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"Great. Start there."
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"So, now's the time for us big boys and girls"
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"to get up to some real mischief."
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"And watch out. It's always the quiet ones who get the most naughty."
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"Violet, where the hell were you? We're falling behind out there."
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"Well, I was on the phone with the credit card company."
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"They didn't know I had an extension. I'm so sorry, Mr. Tayback."
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"You know how much credit card debt I'm in right now?"
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"Nobody gives a crap!"
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"Just do your job. No breaks on Halloween."
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"Your call has been forwarded to an automated..."
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"She's not answering."
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"Don't worry, we'll find Tommy."
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"I am your father, and I demand some respect."
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"You are grounded for the next six months."
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"You son of a..."
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"- Mmm. Hey! - Hey."
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"So, did I miss anything?"
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"Yeah, you just missed the best part!"
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