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Clips from Hubie Halloween

"The best part is spending time alone with you."
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"Did that turn you on?"
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"How is sucking on fake fingers supposed to turn me on?"
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"Well, imagine that they're your fingers."
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"They're men's fingers. Are you saying I have men's fingers?"
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"Okay, look, I was just trying something, okay?"
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"- Something different. - Jeez, man."
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"Remember we used to come here in high school?"
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"Mm-hmm. Feels exactly the same, too. We got Hubie Dubois spying on everybody."
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"I gotta say, it's pretty impressive how long he's been a loser."
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"I got a great idea."
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"It's kinda evil, but stick with me."
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"Now, that turns me on."
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"Michael Mundi."
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"Scheduled to come to the Creature Double Feature."
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"To meet who?"
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"To kill his next victim?"
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"- Hubie. - Murder!"
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"You okay, big man?"
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"Mrs. Hennessy."
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"I am actually doing a follow-up on a classified situation."
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"Did you lose your thermos or some shit?"
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"Oh, that'll never happen."
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"Anyway, I saw something earlier."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Something suspicious."
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"Ears are in open position."
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"This is gonna sound nuts."
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"But I was going to get popcorn earlier,"
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"when this freaky old-timey car pulled into the lot."
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"And the driver was..."
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"You just gotta see it to believe it."
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"Could you possibly point me in the direction of this strange vehicle?"
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"It's that one."
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"Right there."
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"Okay."
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"Let's take a look."
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"- Oh, and, uh… - Yes?"
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"Hubie, do be… careful."
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"{\an8}What the what?"
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"Okay, whoa, there."
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"Step out of the vehicle!"
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"We can do this the easy way or the paddle way. It's up to you."
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"Ghost!"
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"Help me!"
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"What are you?"
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"Help me!"
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"No! Oh, God!"
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"Why?"
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"Get him!"
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"What the heck?"
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"Help me!"
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"- Now do you want me? - No!"
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"There's a time and a place for hijinks!"
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"But there's a situation going on here!"
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"Hubie. It's funny seeing you here."
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"I'm sorry about before. In the basement."
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"I really wasn't feeling myself."
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"I don't know if I like you much better now."
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"You didn't tell anybody about that, did you, Hubie?"
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"Why? You have secrets, Mr. Lambert?"
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"As in, secretly dropping by the corn maze earlier tonight?"
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"Did anybody get..."
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"- Mr. Lambert. - Walter."
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"Your tombstone says that you have yet to die."
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"Are you a human being, or are you a moon-crazed beast"
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"from beyond the grave, grave, grave?"
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"Hold that thought! I gotta split!"
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"Mr. Lambert!"
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"That just answered my question."
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"Oh, man. That's another one."
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"What a man! What a mouth! And on his first try."
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"Have a round of applause, everyone."
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"Who's next?"
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"If the mayor can do it, so can you."
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"You, sir! Step on up."
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"Sorry to bother you, mayor, but it's important."
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"What is it, Sergeant?"
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"About an hour ago, I got a strange report"
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"of a missing high school kid from Hubie Dubois."
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"After I laughed it off as usual, I got a call from the kid's mother."
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"He actually never made it home."
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"This Richard Hartman thing has got you jumpy as hell."
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"I suggest we cancel the fireworks show immediately."
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"We ain't canceling a damn thing, Sergeant."
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"We got an unsolved mystery!"
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"Eighty-five percent of the tourism dollars spent in this town"
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"are spent on Halloween night."
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"And I'm not gonna let no high school peckerhead jeopardize that."
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"- I just think that... - Trick-or-treat, smell my feet."
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"- I just think that you're not... - Smell my feet."
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"- I just think that... - Smell my feet."
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"You really want me to smell them?"
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"Let's just go back, Danielle."
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"I don't want Mom to get home and see that Tommy left us by ourselves."
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"I think we'll all get in really big trouble for that."
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"Are we even going the right way?"
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"Excuse me, sir?"
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"Do you know the quickest way to Wallace Orchard?"
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"One clam, one chicken noodle, and one split pea."
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"So, you seem a little stressed. I mean, what can I do to help ya out?"
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"Maybe a glass of Chardonnay?"
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"Well, to be honest with ya, I don't drink beer."
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"But do you have any silver bullets?"
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"That is not on the menu tonight."
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"But I happen to be an excellent listener if you want to, you know,"
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"share anything with me."
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"Okay."
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"We all have a purpose."
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"Some people's purpose is to make sure all the streets are clean."
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"Some people's purpose,"
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"like Kenny Rogers', is to make sure there's great tunes on the radio"
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"that we can all sing along with on road trips."
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"Some people's purpose, like you,"
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"are here to make sure that kids without parents end up with a mom anyways."
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"Who is nice and kind to 'em and makes them feel loved."
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"- You happen to have any A1 Sauce? - Yeah."
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"My whole life,"
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"I felt my purpose was to make sure everybody"
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"was safe and sound on Halloween."
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