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Clips from Hubie Halloween

"And watch out for all kinds of freaky things"
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"that'll chill you to the bone."
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"Oh, Hubie. Don't go out there tonight."
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"I have a feeling something's going to happen."
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"I get that feeling every time I leave the house, Mom."
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"But Salem needs me."
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"Listen to me. It's time to worry about yourself."
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"{\an8}Hubert Shubert Dubois, do you hear me?"
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"The whole neighborhood'll hear you, Ma. You're practically screaming."
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"I'll be okay."
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"- My sweet boy. - I love you."
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"Answer the door if it's a trick-or-treater."
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"Otherwise, just stay in the house, Ma."
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"So, you went with the full moon, huh, God?"
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"It's on."
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"Be careful, guys! Safety first!"
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"- Incredible costumes, guys. - Whatever."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, not on my watch, Mr. Whiskers."
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"Hey, Pubie! Give me back my cat!"
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"Boy, that nickname spread like warm peanut butter."
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"Um…"
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"Hey, Karen."
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"How 'bout you thank the man?"
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"Oh, hey, Violet."
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"Oh, you fostering this mumbling zombie now, too?"
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"Good luck!"
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"You want me to get out this car and beat you with that ugly cat?"
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"'Cause you know I'm more than capable of it."
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"Uh… no."
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"Violet Valentine. What a, uh, pleasant surprise."
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"How did you get to be so badass?"
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"Yes, you, Hubie. You're a stud."
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"You're most friendly, most popular, and best looking."
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"What?"
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"I was wondering, Violet, do you think perhaps that we can..."
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"Maybe sometime you and I could possibly…"
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"Nothing at all."
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"Oh."
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"Okay. Well, I know it's your big night, Hubie."
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"So, if you run out of soup and you need a refill, just stop by the diner."
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"I'm working all night, okay?"
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"Right-o."
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"Okay."
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"I'm asexual, but that girl's making me hella horny."
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"Mmm."
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"Go, go, go."
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"Go get candy, baby."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna stop you there, young lady."
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"Part of the fun of Halloween is its ways of teaching us life lessons."
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"- To trust the honor system. - Hello!"
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"Help me!"
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"You're a dummy!"
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"Scooby Dubois on the case!"
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"Mr. Hennessy. How's night school?"
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"I dropped out three years ago. Shut up."
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"Hi, David. Hi, Tracy."
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"- Hi. - How are ya?"
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"Hubie, nice little sash you got on there. What is that, monitor?"
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"What're you monitorizing?"
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"You see, basically, doing a door-to-door candy etiquette."
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"As a trained volunteer, I've been asked to initiate spot checks."
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"- Asked by who? - Yeah."
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"It looks like you made that sash from one of your mother's scarves."
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"My family's been a part of Salem for, uh, going back to the witch trials."
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"So, I know what it's like when the spooky fun gets outta hand..."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I had this nightmare I was talking to an idiot."
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"Mmm. Havin' a nightmare about your hairdo."
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"Come on, baby."
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"Good night. Please keep the fishnets for fishing next year."
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"You know what spooky fun is really getting outta hand?"
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"It's your new neighbor's house."
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"I heard some odd noises when I was walking by."
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"- Noises, huh? - Yeah."
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"Let's break this down. Did it sound like this?"
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"- That sounds like a donkey. No. - How about…"
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"No."
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"No."
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"I don't know. It was a noise!"
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"- Okay? - Yeah."
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"- Why don't you just go see what it is? - On it."
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"Hmm."
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"Mr. Lambert? Mr. Lambert?"
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"Mr. Lambert?"
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"Hello?"
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"Mr. Lamb..."
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"Why?"
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"What the..."
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"You got a dog, Mr. Lambert?"
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"You got a big dog, Mr. Lambert?"
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"Mr. Lambert."
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"I know you said if there was a commotion, I should ignore it."
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"But there was a commotion, and I did not ignore it. And..."
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"Oh!"
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"Were those your feces on the newspaper, Mr. Lambert?"
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"Walter."
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"Safe Halloween, Mr..."
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"Walter!"
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"Look, I know it was just a pig."
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"Peanut was not just a pig, officer. He was my best friend."
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"I thought I was your best friend."
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"Here's what I'm thinkin'. Name Richie Hartman ring a bell?"
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"Richie Hartman?"
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"Everybody knows who he is."
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"I don't. Who is he? One of your boyfriend?"
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"Oh, you jealous now?"
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"Why don't you go cuddle up with your best friend, Peanut, huh?"
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"You see this, officer?"
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"- I wanna press charges. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me."
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"And I wanna press your face against that radiator!"
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"- Officer Steve! - I'm sorry, buddy."
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"The package got by me. He moves quickly to the left."
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"Okay, well, how did the package even know that I was in here?"
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"Well, that's a glass window. The package could see ya."
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"Yeah, but could've told the package that I'm a mannequin or somethin'."
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"- You're right. - What is this package they talkin' about?"
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