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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Some Kind of Fender Benderful (S11E11)

"The green ones taste like apple‐flavored paint,"
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"the purple ones taste like grape‐flavored hair spray."
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"I love discount candy. Mmm."
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"Gene, we're supposed to share the candy, remember?"
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"You're kind of eating it a little fast there, buddy."
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"Yeah, but you're not eating it at all, like a sociopath."
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"Because I'm saving mine for later."
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"Wait, where'd my stash go?"
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"- Louise! - Tina, relax."
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"I'm just storing it for you in my face."
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"Ugh! Give me the bag."
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"- Tina, no! - No!"
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"Hey, I told you kids you could have that bag of cheap candy"
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"as long as you shared it like civilized people."
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"It's Gene's fault. He started double‐fisting it."
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"But I only did that because I saw Tina hoarding it."
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"It's hard to hoard when Louise keeps stealing from me."
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"I mean, Lin, you did give three kids"
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"a giant bag of candy and said, "Go nuts.""
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"Yeah, go nuts, but don't start fighting"
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"like a bunch of Hunger Games. Gimme."
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"- No! - You can have this back"
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"when you stop being Sour Patch poops."
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"Good job, Tina. Now we have nothing to live for."
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"Kids, come on, I‐I know sugar makes you all insane,"
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"but maybe try not to act like jerks toward each other?"
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"- What, Dad? I wasn't listening. - Yeah, me, neither."
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"- I couldn't hear you over the sugar in my body. - I want candy."
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"- Okay, forget it. -"
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"Will one of you kids take the basket out of the deep fryer?"
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"I made some fries 'cause I know Teddy will be here soon"
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"- and you know how he gets when he has to wait for fries. - On it."
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"♪ Fries are done, I'm a great son ♪"
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"♪ Fries are done, I'm a great son. ♪"
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"Gene, you know you don't have to sing along"
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"with every sound in the world, right?"
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"I wish I didn't, Father."
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"- Hey, Teddy. - Hi, everyone."
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"- Uh, do I smell fries? - They're coming."
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"They're coming. Soon, or, uh..."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go park the car real quick."
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"- Can I come with you? - Yeah! - Me, too."
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"You kids realize I'm just driving"
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"around the corner, right?"
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"We don't have a lot going on today."
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"Yeah, that candy was kind of my whole schedule."
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"Well, you could help me fill up these napkin holders."
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"Mom, are you paying attention? Dad needs us to help him park."
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"- Fine, go. - Yay!"
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"Hey, Andy. Hey, Ollie."
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"We're playing outside today."
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"That's a cantaloupe. Fruit can be heads."
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"And vice versa."
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"Okay. All right, Dad. Where are we really going?"
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"- Lake Titicaca! - Gene."
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"- Vegas, baby. - I told you, we're just going"
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"to park the car around the block. Oh!"
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"‐ ‐Is‐is everyone okay?"
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"- I'm good. - Me, too."
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"I'm great. Again!"
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"Uh, it's just a little fender bender."
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"We‐we just got hit from behind."
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"Also, you hit someone in front of you, I think?"
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"And they hit someone in front of them."
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"Okay, so, uh, it's, uh, a few fender benders."
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"AKA a friender blender."
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"My babies! My babies!"
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"Are you hurt? I knew I should have never let you get in cars."
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"- E‐Everyone's okay. - Hey, Bob!"
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"I always knew you were a train wreck, but this?"
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"Zoom!"
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"Good one, Jimmy. That was a funny comment to make."
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"Trev, I told you, don't say,"
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""That was a funny comment to make.""
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"- But it was. - So just laugh."
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"I don't like my laugh."
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"Oh, my gosh. What the heck just happened?"
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"Uh, you rear‐ended us."
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"I got to call you back. I just got into an accident."
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"No, no, baby's fine."
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"- Oh, God, there's a baby in there? -"
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"You're okay, baby. You're just scared,"
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"- that's all. - Oh."
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"Well, that was a real bumper bummer."
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"If you're wondering about my face, I'm a clown."
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"That was gonna be my third guess."
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"So, we should probably all exchange info, right?"
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"Sorry. When I get stressed,"
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"I burp. I just... I feel terrible."
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"Look, I‐I'm sorry this happened, but you know, um,"
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"- people make mistakes. -"
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"I mean, if you need to sit down, get a glass of water,"
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"this is actually our restaurant right here."
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"I... uh, I'm Bob, by the way."
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"Bob Burger."
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"And I'm his wife, Linda. Hi."
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"Also we live here. Not in the restaurant."
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"Upstairs. In our mansion."
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"- I'm Elaine. - Graham. - I'm Patti."
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"Seriously, though, you're all welcome to..."
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"And I'm Teddy. Bob's best friend."
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"This is going great."
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"Bob, can I speak to you real quick?"
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"If I were you, I wouldn't be too chummy with these other drivers."
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"I'm not being chummy. I'm just being friendly."
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"Look, I think you should just call the police"
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"and make sure you cover your butt."
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"I mean, I really don't think we need to call the police, Teddy."
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"This seems pretty cut‐and‐dry."
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"Bob, if there's one thing I know about accidents,"
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"it's that they are never cut‐and‐dry."
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"- Trust me. I've been in 17 collisions. - You have?"
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"Yes. Hit by 21 cars in five states, not including Guam."
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"- That's a lot. - And what I've learned is these accidents‐‐"
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"they bring out the absolute worst in people."
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"- Wait. When were you in Guam? - When I was in the Navy."
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"Plus, I got a friend there named Tom."
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"- I never told you about Guam Tom? - Mm, no."
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"So, Patti, I‐I don't want to be that guy,"
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"but since you were the driver in the back,"
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