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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Roht/Sweet Bread (S01E01)

"Mm-mm."
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"No. Give it back. Give it back."
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"Something has gone wrong with it."
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"Yeah, that's not right."
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"Maybe if we dip it in tea."
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"No. I want your first time to be special."
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"That's what Bobby Finnigan said on prom night."
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"Hello, I'm your father."
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"It must have gone bad during its travels."
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"I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Aw, it's okay."
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"Seriously, I'm your father."
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"Hi. Do you guys make a kind of bread called roht?"
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"Roht."
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""R...""
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"maybe an "O.""
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"Well, it's not "R-H-O-T" 'cause I googled that,"
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"and all I got was Real Housewives of Toronto."
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"And then I kinda went down a rabbit hole."
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"Okay, thanks anyway."
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"No, it's not the same as bagels."
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"Aha."
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"What is that thing?"
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"Well, that's Grampy's magical book from the past."
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"It's a phone book, Hazel, and it's still perfectly useful."
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"Yeah, it lets you call any business you want from 2009."
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"Make fun of me, but I just found a falafel place"
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"by the airport."
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"All right, falafel isn't Afghan food."
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"Yeah, but it's basically the same, right?"
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"Dad, would you tell someone from Kansas City"
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"that Memphis barbecue is basically the same?"
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"I'll keep looking."
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"Found one. Kasim's Kabobs."
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"They have roht?"
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"Yeah, it's right here on the menu."
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"Oh, so that's how you spell it."
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"Awesome. Where is this place?"
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"Just outside Cleveland."
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"That explains it. This is just within ten miles."
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"Cleveland? Is Al gonna want to drive that far"
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"just for some roht?"
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"We can make it a real "roht" trip."
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"Nothing but net!"
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"I'm starving. When are we gonna get there?"
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"Well, the way Grandma's driving, tomorrow."
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"Can we stop and get a snack?"
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"Why would we do that?"
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"Do you watch a movie on the way to a movie?"
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"Usually."
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"I think I have some almonds in my purse."
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"Nobody is eating in my new car."
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"No purse nuts for anyone."
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"Just let me drive, man. I'll get us there in 90 minutes."
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"90 minutes? Ugh, I'm gonna die."
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"Hazel, when I was your age,"
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"I would fast for the whole day during Ramadan."
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"Yeah, yeah, and you used to have to get up to change the channel."
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"That's basically why I had kids."
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"They're the original remote control."
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"Aw, hey, give me some."
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"I need them. I'm still growing."
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"I worked out this morning."
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"And whose fault is that?"
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"Nobody better be eating back there."
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"Just give me one."
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"Oh, real mature."
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"You know what? I'm telling."
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"Telling who?"
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"Who in this car do you think I'm afraid of?"
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"You got enough leg room back there?"
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"Nope. I do."
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"Do they have pizza here?"
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"No. And do not ask for it."
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"Ugh."
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"Hello. Welcome. How many?"
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"Five, please."
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"Right this way."
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"You have a beautiful restaurant, Mashallah."
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"Oh, thank you. Can I get you some water?"
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"Hey, guys. Yeah?"
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"Oh, nice."
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"Upgrade."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, that escalated quickly."
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"You might be out a roommate."
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"These are my friends, Mr. Dugan, his daughter Lizzie,"
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"his son Riley and his granddaughter Hazel."
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"Welcome. My name is Kasim."
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"What is your father's name?"
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"What part of Kabul are you from?Oh..."
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"He's staying."
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"All right."
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"Does he know I like pizza?"
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"Expand your horizons."
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"I'm open to Afghan pizza."
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"Hey, this isn't gonna be spicy, is it?"
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"Dad, relax."
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"I'm just saying, it's a three-hour ride home"
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"and you're the ones in the car with me."
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"Wow, that was delicious. I couldn't eat another bite."
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"Then again, I'm not a quitter."
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"Please, how much do we owe you for this wonderful meal?"
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"No, no. You are my guest."
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"No, I insist.Oh, baba, don't insult me."
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"I swear I will not take your money."
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"Take it or I'll never come back here."
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"What? Wait, no! Don't say that."
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"Please, I insist."
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"I swore, you will make me a sinner if you pay."
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"Is this normal?"
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"Yeah. Think of it as dinner and a show."
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"Oh, I want to introduce you to my daughter Ariana, bacheem."
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"Come here. Meet Awalmir and his friends."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"Awalmir has just arrived from Kabul."
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"Really?"
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"He already has three jobs. Can you believe it?"
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"Overachiever, eh?"
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