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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Roht/Sweet Bread (S01E01)

"So how do you like America?"
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"Mm, b-better now that I found your father's restaurant."
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"Um, his sabzi is as good as my mother's."
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"But don't tell my mother that."
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"Mine is even better, but don't tell my father that."
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"Buro gumsho. Get out of here."
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"Well, it's nice to meet you, Awalmir."
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"Bye."
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"Oh, my God, somebody better grab his ankle."
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"He's gonna float away."
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"Really? No one's gonna talk about it?"
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"Talk about what?"
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"She's not my girlfriend."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Fiancée."
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"Can I be your best man?"
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"You're not even the best man in this car."
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"She's a very nice woman from a very nice family"
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"with a very nice restaurant. That's it."
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"Al and that lady sitting in a tree..."
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"T-A-L-K-I-N-G."
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"Do you people honestly believe the first beautiful Afghan woman"
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"I meet in America, I'm going to marry?"
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"Yes. Yeah. Of course."
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"I don't even know if she likes me."
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"She likes you. Who doesn't like you?"
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"She's single."
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"Really? How do you know this?"
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"I don't. I just wanted to see what you would do."
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"I don't think she was wearing a ring."
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"Was she wearing a ring?"
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"He does love her."
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"Oh, you got it bad."
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"You gonna ask her out?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why not?"
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"She's from an Afghan family,"
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"but she was born here."
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"Does she date the American way or the Afghan way?"
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"Well, what's the difference?"
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"Back home, I would watch her from afar for a few days"
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"until I caught her eye, and then for a few weeks,"
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"I would try to exchange signals with her"
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"and then find a kid and send them to get her number."
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"Like you do."
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"And then I would talk to her on the phone for about six months,"
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"mostly after midnight when the men of her family are asleep."
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"And on Fridays, I would fly a white kite"
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"that says "I love you" over her house."
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"Fridays?"
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"It's kite flying day."
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"Ah, of course."
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"And then, once I earned her trust, ah..."
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"I would invite her to meet me in a park or restaurant,"
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"and if the police approach and ask me how I'm related to her,"
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"I would tell 'em we are cousins."
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"It is so simple."
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"Or you can just ask her out."
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"No."
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"As you can see, this mountain is too tall to climb."
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"I will cherish the memories of her"
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"and stop doing these exercises."
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"I have no new muscles and my arms hurt."
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"How about this?"
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"I'll ask her out, and if she's offended,"
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"we'll know she's traditional."
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"Now, the risk is she says yes and falls in love with me."
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"But that's a fun story for you to tell at our wedding."
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"The only reason you still have your teeth"
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"is I can't lift my arms."
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"Hey, Mr. Three Jobs."
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"How'd you get time off to come here?"
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"I was just in the neighborhood and thought I should stop by"
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"and pay my respects to your honorable father."
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"Oh, you were in the neighborhood, huh?"
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"Mm-hmm.Where were you going?"
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"Just visiting some Afghan friends."
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"Who?"
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"You don't know them."
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"How do you know?"
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"Well, tell your father I said hi."
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"I'm just teasing you."
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"Uh, sit down."
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"Please, let me get you some tea."
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"Thank you."
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"So my father tells me you're from Kabul."
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"Well, I was born in Kandahar, but my family moved to Kabul."
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"So the people in Kabul call us Kandaharis"
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"and the people in Kandahar call us Kabulis."
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"I get that. I was born here."
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"So, the people in America think I'm Afghan,"
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"but if I ever go to Afghanistan,"
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"people are gonna say I am American. Ah."
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"You have never been?"
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"You must visit. It is a beautiful country."
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"Did you ever get to see the Buddhas of Bamiyan?"
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"No."
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"I was a boy when the Taliban destroyed them,"
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"but the valley they were in--"
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"it is one of the most beautiful places on Earth."
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"There are these colorful mountains all around the city,"
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"blue, black, orange, white."
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"It is the only place where I've felt peace"
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"in every cell in my body."
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"Do you have a fourth job as a poet?"
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"Do you have a second job as a muse?"
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"I really want to go as soon as I finish grad school."
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"Let me guess."
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"You're planning on becoming an engineer?"
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"Nope."
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"Doctor?Too squeamish."
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"Well, all that's left is lawyer."
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"Double major in disappointing my parents"
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"with a minor in "What will people think?""
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"I'm actually working on my MBA."
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"I want to take the principles of microfinance"
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"and apply them to scholarships for Afghan women."
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"So they can become doctors and lawyers."
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"Mm, now I know why your father still talks to you."
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"My brother's a puppeteer, so that helps a lot."
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