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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Art Teacher (S01E01)

"but also we'd get to be gardening,"
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"which is like the best thing ever."
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"Now, that I will agree with."
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"Oh, my God, are we doing this?"
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"I cannot believe that I'm about ready to say this, but,"
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"Jacob, let's do this."
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"Ah!"
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"MELISSA: I know they're not assigned."
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"We all understand who parks where,"
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"and you parked in my understood spot."
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"You understand?"
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"Oh, um, she -- she understands."
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"She got it."
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"Yeah, I totally -- I -- I'm really sorry."
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"It won't happen again. I'm just --"
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"I'm still getting used to the way the place works."
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"It's all good. That's in the past."
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"Not what I came to talk about anyway."
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"Well, it's what you started with."
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"I'm joking."
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"So, what I came to talk about is"
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"this year's Peter Rabbit project, which..."
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"Oh, oh, oh, it's so great."
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"You know, every year, both our classes read Peter Rabbit,"
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"and then, with the art teacher,"
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"the kids make their own versions of Peter with paper plates."
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"It's the big art project of the second grade."
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"- It's great. - And this year..."
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"- Mm-hmm? - ...there's a surprise."
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"(gasps)"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Are these new?!"
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"You tell me."
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"Okay, um...no chocolate stains."
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"No mildew."
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"Look at this binding tension."
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"Oh!"
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"How did you get these?"
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"I bought them."
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"With your own money? No favors?"
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"All me."
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"Oh, yeah, I've been doing this project for 15 years."
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"It's the first thing I did that the kids really loved."
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"Um..."
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"This one was from my first year."
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"I-It's Styrofoam."
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"I get they're bad for the environment,"
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"but you try floating pigs in a blanket"
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"across a hot tub on a paper plate."
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"- It's legendary. - Yeah, you're gonna love it."
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"We can talk logistics later."
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"Awesome! Can't wait!"
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"(squeals) This project is right up your alley."
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"Are we sure Peter Rabbit is the way to go?"
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"- Oop? - I just wonder if there's maybe"
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"a more relevant story?"
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"Well, Melissa just got all those new copies."
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"S-Sahar?"
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"I've got it, and I love it."
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"- Oh. - We're gonna elevate the story."
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"Delve deep beneath the surface of Peter Rabbit"
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"and uncover the metaphors hidden in the story."
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"Oh. Yes. Totally."
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"Yes. I mean, most people just think of it"
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"as this story about a rabbit who steals carrots."
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"But we're not like most people. We see subtext."
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"It's a story about domesticity and capitalism."
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"Exactly. That's what I've always said."
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"(chuckles) Just wait for me"
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"before you talk to Melissa."
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"Of course."
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"This is classic Janine and Sahar."
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"I mean, being her friend is so exciting."
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"We are just doing a ton of cool stuff all the time,"
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"like going to a party at Tierra Whack's house,"
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"which she got to go."
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"I actually -- I stood outside"
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"and, um, I just listened because I couldn't get in."
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"It all sounded so fun."
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"Everyone was having a really good time."
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"(siren wails in distance)"
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"Jacob."
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"(laughs)"
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"Well, would you look at us?"
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"Well, you have fine taste, Mr. Hill."
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"- As do you. - Mm."
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"You know, the origin of sun hats is an interesting..."
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"Why don't we just put on some music?"
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"- Absolutely. - Mm-hmm."
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"(bossa nova jazz playing)"
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"Is that bossa nova?"
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"Yeah. I-I can change it if you want."
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"No, no."
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"I love it."
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"- Great. - Okay."
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"There you are."
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"- Thank you. - I, uh..."
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"I bought some pre-sprouted plants"
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"to expedite the process."
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"I thought we could have a space for veggies"
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"and one for fruits."
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"Well, you know, I thought it might also be nice"
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"if we had a section for flowers, too."
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"Ah. One step ahead of ya."
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"Lilies!"
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"Like my favorite movie, Lilies of the Field."
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"Ah! You know what?"
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"They just don't make men like Sidney Poitier anymore."
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"They -- They don't."
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"They most certainly do not."
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"(both laugh)"
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"Hey, y'all. What's happening here?"
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"Jacob and I are starting a garden"
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"to grow some vegetables for the students."
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"Oh, wow. That's really cool."
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"We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in."
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"No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though."
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"Just the opposite of green thumbs over here."
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"In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business,"
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"Eddie Lawn & Care."
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