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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Art Teacher (S01E01)

"Then, in the '90s, my father took it over."
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"Then, for the first 20 years of my life,"
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"I spent every single summer "vacation""
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"planting, mowing, and raking."
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"I cannot stand gardening."
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"You don't want to over-water that one."
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"From what I've heard."
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"Amaya, you are in Jupiter's group."
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"Stop hoarding Saturn's rings."
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"MELISSA: What do you mean by old? Old how?"
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"Like I'm old or it's old-fashioned?"
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"- What -- What old? - SAHAR: No, no."
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"The project is just a little elementary."
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"Of course it's elementary! This is an elementary school!"
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"Okay, I misspoke. I shouldn't have said "elementary.""
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"- I'm sorry. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa."
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"- What's going on? - Little miss MoMA over here"
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"thinks a beloved tradition is too "elementary""
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"for second graders, so she wants to do"
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"some installation in the library instead."
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"I don't not want to do your project."
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"I just -- You know, Janine and I were talking earlier today."
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"Oh, oh, oh, you're in on this, too?"
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"Mm, let's all just take a deep breath"
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"and ask ourselves..."
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"We want to elevate the project."
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"Could you stop saying "we"?"
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"Okay, we're doing the bunny plates"
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"like we've always done,"
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"and that's the end of the discussion."
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"Janine, get your girl and tell her to watch out,"
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"because you don't know who you're messing with."
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"(door opens, slams shut)"
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"Okay, so, um, what I got from that"
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"is you should watch out"
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"and you don't know who you're messing with."
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"- Mm. - Uh..."
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"I am so sorry that got so intense,"
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"but that's why I wanted you to wait"
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"for me to talk to Melissa with you."
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"No apology necessary. At least she's passionate."
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"True, true."
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"But still, I'm sorry your art installation project"
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"got shut down."
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"Oh, we're gonna do the installation."
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"Since when have we let one "no" stop us?"
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"A "no" from Melissa"
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"is like a thousand "no's" from anybody else."
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"Melissa's gonna love the installation."
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"She just doesn't know it yet"
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"'cause she doesn't think like us."
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"- We're wired different. - Totally, totally."
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"I think it's "wired differently," but..."
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"What happened to the Janine who was"
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"hopping over turnstiles last year to protest minimum wage"
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"for transit workers?"
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"Actually, I did pay"
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"'cause I couldn't get over the turnstile"
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"and that's how they get paid,"
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"so it wasn't making sense as a protest."
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"Let me ask you this question."
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"Did you take this job"
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"so that you could be part of the system"
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"or because you wanted to inspire..."
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"- What's your name? - Bria."
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"...students like Bria and her friends"
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"to be the next generation of free thinkers?"
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"You're good."
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"You know how to get me fired up. Ha!"
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"But still, we can't use the library"
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"without Melissa's co-sign."
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"I mean, it's her project."
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"What did we do in college when the TAs gave us unfair grades?"
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"- Cry and accept it? - Flirt with the professor."
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"No, I-I -- You did that?"
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"All I'm saying is, we just got to go over Melissa's head."
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"JANINE: She is so right."
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"Sometimes I forget why I got into this job,"
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"but Sahar reminded me in a way"
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"where I didn't even know it was happening."
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"Just like boom!"
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"So cool. (chuckles)"
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"Actually, you know, it was my grandmother"
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"that fostered my love of gardening."
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"And mischief."
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"(laughs)"
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"I'm dead. I am dead."
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"- (both chuckle) - Barbara. (gasps)"
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"- Oh! - Ooh!"
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"Great work, buddy!"
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"Aww!"
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"Let's get this little guy inside."
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"(trunk shuts)"
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"Crap."
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"GREGORY: Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing."
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"He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia"
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"in soil with a sub-6.3 pH."
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"Bruh!"
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"Devin, my guy, look at this."
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"What do you suits want?"
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"What's that for?"
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"Eating. (chuckles)"
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"It's a zucchini."
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"I know what a zucchini is, man."
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"What do you want me to do with it?"
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"We are growing vegetables for the kids in our new garden."
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"We birthed this."
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