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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Art Teacher (S01E01)

"It's like our own little Pandora."
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"You know how like in Avatar when..."
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"No."
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"It's okay. I guess we don't have to like"
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"all the same things all the time."
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"(tool clatters)"
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"(school bell rings)"
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"- Oh. - Oh. Uh, let's go."
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"Yes!"
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"(sighs)"
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"(door shuts)"
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"GREGORY: Oh, they were absolutely killing everything."
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"I don't think a single seed would have survived."
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"I couldn't just sit there and watch that."
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"It's like my dad always said."
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""A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem."
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"Now pick that hoe up!""
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"I hate gardening so much."
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"- Captioned by VITAC --"
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"And that's why Abbott will always stay in my heart."
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"(chuckles)"
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"All right, I'll wrap this up."
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"You know how I can carry on. Right, Ava?"
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"(laughter)"
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"I know you can, girl."
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"Oh. (laughs)"
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"Barbara, thank you for all your kindness."
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"Mel, all that you've done for me."
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"- I don't know how... - Who is she again?"
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"I do not know that woman's name."
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"No, I know this. I know this. It's, uh..."
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"Is she a gym teacher?"
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"I don't really mess with gym teachers."
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"Their voices never match their faces."
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"♪ Ca-a-a-a-a-thy! ♪"
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"(squeals, chuckles) I cannot believe this is"
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"your last day with us."
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"I mean, you have been the greatest"
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"volunteer art teacher this school has ever seen."
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"And look."
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"Bermuda shorts, because your favorite"
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"vacation spot is Bermuda!"
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"Well, how sweet."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Thank you!"
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"- You're so welcome. - Aww."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(whispering) Barbara, what is her name again?"
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"(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)"
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"♪"
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"(door opens)"
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"(telephone rings)"
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"(door shuts)"
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"- Janine. - Yeah?"
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"You psyching yourself up to be yourself today?"
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"- (chuckles) - No."
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"Today, my friend Sahar is starting."
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"So, when I heard we needed a new volunteer art teacher,"
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"I called my friend Sahar."
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"She's a successful local artist, and she's so cool."
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"Check it out."
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"This is us in college when we first met."
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"(laughs)"
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"She never got wine stains on her teeth."
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"Ugh, God. Man, believe it or not,"
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"I had a hard time making friends back then."
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"(chuckling) No."
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"JANINE: Yeah, yeah, I know."
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"But Sahar really took me outside of my box, and,"
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"you know, I'm sure she's gonna do the same thing"
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"for the kids, and I don't know."
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"- If you think I'm cool... - I don't."
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"- Janine's cool. - Yes, thank you, Jacob."
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"She does puzzles. She knits."
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"Just thank you, thank you."
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"She wears orthopedics, and she eats plums."
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"What is wrong with plums?"
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"- I mean... - They're not exactly the coolest fruit."
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"- You know what's a cool fruit? - Mm."
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"- Kiwi. - Exactly."
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"Mm. Oh."
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"- Janine! - (gasps)"
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"Oh, my God, Sahar!"
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"- Mwah, mwah. - Mwah, mwah."
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"Oh, she French?"
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"Good morning, everyone. I'm Sahar."
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"So, you used to hang out with Janine?"
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"Was it some kind of big sister thing"
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"or some kind of Make-A-Wish for people"
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"who are dying of embarrassment?"
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"(laughs)"
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"That is Ava. She's funny."
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"Well, I'm so excited to be here."
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"I cannot wait to collaborate."
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"Okay, let me go show you around. Come on."
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"Pulling off overalls? That's not easy."
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"I'm telling you, Twitch is more popular than TV."
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"More people are actually watching Twitch than..."
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"Jacob, I am trying to oversee nutrition here."
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"Oh, yeah, no, of course. Sorry."
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"What about you, Devin? Who's your favorite streamer?"
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"I'm busy, Caillou."
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"(chuckles) Classic Devin."
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"I can't believe this is what they're serving the children."
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"- Mm-mm-mm. - Mm-mm-mm."
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"Budget cuts. And it gets worse every year."
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"(exhales sharply)"
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"Are there even any vegetables in these meals?"
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"Yeah. We got sprouts flown in"
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"from Brussels every morning."
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"No use getting frustrated with him."
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"They're just like us -- doing the best with what they got."
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"I saw a NowThis video about some teachers in Kentucky"
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"who built a vegetable garden at their school."
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"We could do something like that here, I bet."
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"- We? - Jacob and Barbara."
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"-♪ The ultimate dream team ♪ - (laughs)"
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"Jacob, stuff like that won't work here."
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"But -- But it's worked in other schools."
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"And -- And the great part is it would help the kids,"
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