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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Art Teacher (S01E01)

"Niecy."
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"- Yeah, it'll work. - For what?"
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"To brutally bludgeon your friend."
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"Why are you reacting this way?"
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"The project was gorgeous."
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"Sahar, you ruined the books she bought."
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"- Mm-hmm. - You all don't understand."
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"The whole project was about pushing boundaries."
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"How about I push the boundaries of your head with this book?!"
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"No!"
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"All right."
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"(exhales sharply)"
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"Sahar, this project was about"
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"the kids practicing their fine motor skills"
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"in a creative way."
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"You took this way too far."
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"SAHAR: There's no such thing."
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"And we can just get more books. It's not hard."
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"It is hard, actually."
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"Then I'll use some of my money to create a personal grant"
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"so that the school can get more relevant books"
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"than Peter Rabbit."
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"What is your problem with Peter Rabbit?"
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"It's just been done."
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"It's done for a reason."
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"Are there even any bunnies of color in it?"
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"The kids like it, okay?"
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"Just because a bunch of people like something"
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"doesn't make it bad."
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"Eh."
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"Sahar, we owe Melissa an apology."
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"Wow. I knew it."
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"- I knew you were one of them. - One of who?"
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"A conductor of mediocrity and conformity."
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"You know, I thought it was so cool"
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"that you worked in an underprivileged school,"
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"but now I see that you don't even care"
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"about inspiring the kids."
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"You know what? I hate to say it,"
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"but I think you're a conventional thinker."
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"You know what?"
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"You can get out."
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"(chuckles) Actually, Janine,"
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"I'm gonna go."
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"And, by the way, I lied."
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"You are swimming in that sweater."
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"Yeah, well,"
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"your real name is Sarah!"
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"I saw it in your birth certificate collage!"
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"Just don't."
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"Did the art show start?"
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"Did I miss the step and repeat?"
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"Melissa, I had no idea she was gonna do that."
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"I am so s--"
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"No, don't you dare apologize. I'm proud of you."
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"You did the right thing kicking that wannabe Zoe Kravitz"
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"- out of here. - You kicked Sahar out?!"
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"Aw, man, Janine! What's her handle?"
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"I have no idea why you were friends with her to begin with."
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"Look, I mean,"
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"without Sahar, college wouldn't have been fun for me."
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"She made me feel like"
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"I fit in somewhere being myself."
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"She made being an outcast cool."
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"Being a real person is more important than being cool."
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"And you're a real person."
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"Who owes me 75 copies of Peter Rabbit before next year."
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"Okay, if you guys are finished with this very special episode,"
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"Janine, can you shoot me Sahar's number?"
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"I'm tryin' to go out this weekend."
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"Just what I need -- a man who wears used pants"
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"bringing me a tray of pickles."
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"Devin, Jacob stayed up all night long"
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"preparing this zucchini for the children's lunches."
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"We realize how difficult"
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"- your day must be. - Mm."
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"You work under stressful conditions,"
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"and you still provide for hundreds of kids a day."
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"And I am sorry for insulting your food."
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"I am sure it's...great."
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"I appreciate that. And it is great."
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"- You should try some. - Oh, I have."
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"No, not with this new microwave we got."
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"These things is piping hot."
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"Go ahead. Give it a try."
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"Yeah."
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"(Barbara chuckles nervously)"
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"Yeah? Yeah?"
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"Mmm. Tater tots."
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"Oh, that's a chicken nugget."
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"Ooh."
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"Anyways, here it is, all ready to serve."
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"Oh, yep."
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"- (grunts) - Ooh."
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"DEVIN: That's a health-code violation."
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"I can't be serving food y'all made at home."
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"Go ahead, get some more nuggets."
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"How'd you get those?"
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"I think the what is more important than the how here."
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"I obviously could not afford to buy the books myself,"
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"so I had to get creative."
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"So, what you see here is a commentary"
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"on both domesticity and capitalism."
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"Uh, as well as socialism and sexism."
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"If you think about it for a second,"
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"carrot."
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"Or not."
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"It's up to the eye of the beholder"
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"of the person who has the eye."
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"JANINE: I reached out to some art collectors"
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"who notoriously have money to burn."
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"I sold the art installation"
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"and had enough money to replace the books."
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"Pretty cool."
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"Oh, why would you put that together?"
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"Power clashing."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, you are gonna flip when you see. Go."
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"Ohh."
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"It's breathtaking!"
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