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Clips from Loaded Weapon 1

"Don't bury me. l'll only be a minute."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Closer together. OK, big smile."
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"Beautiful."
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"They bought it right away."
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"Those two tried to make a getaway."
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"They gave me a new partner, too."
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"This is Sport."
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"She likes you."
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"l've done worse."
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"What are we looking at?"
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"A mixed breed-- Rottweiler and Chihuahua."
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"They must have used a lubricant."
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"l'm talking about the case."
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"Seeing Sport makes me think l could love again."
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"What do you have, lrv?"
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"l'm not sure, Sarge."
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"lt's a nagging, itching, burning sensation."
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"What the hell do you expect?"
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"Your foot's on fire."
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"Hey, what you got, Sarge?"
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"l don't know."
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"Nothing solid."
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"You got any theories?"
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"Uh, E equals MC squared."
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"Anything of your own?"
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"But l'll tell you, Sarge. Something just doesn't add up."
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"What?"
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"My wife and l haven't had sex for two years."
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"l have a six-month-old daughter."
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"You're getting too suspicious."
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"This job will do that to you."
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"You're right, Sarge."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, buddy, come give me a hand?"
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"l don't know."
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"This may look like a suicide, but my gut tells me..."
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"there's something else going on here."
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"Hey, weren't there five stiffs?"
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"Damn! McCracken's missing."
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"Hey! Hey, has anyone seen McCracken's body?"
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"l need a little help here."
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"He didn't just get up and walk away!"
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"l got something important to show you."
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"So, what's the big news?"
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"You see this?"
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"This ring was given out to a ClA front in 'Nam..."
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"run by General Mortars."
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"When the VC tried financing the war with cocaine..."
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"they went in and burned it."
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"Twelve years later, after sobering up..."
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"General Mortars went into the drug business."
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"l just could never prove it."
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"Are you telling me you took evidence..."
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"from the scene of a criminal investigation?"
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"You want to crack this case or not?"
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"Not by making up the rules as l go."
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"Sometimes, pal, those are the only rules that work!"
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"Good thing we used valet parking."
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"Taxi!"
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"l guess we're making somebody nervous."
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"lt's going to take a lot more than a couple of car bombs..."
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"to get us off this case."
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"Not a hell of a lot more."
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"Luger, don't worry about all this bomb stuff."
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"Happens to me all the time."
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"l'm not worried about bombs."
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"l'm trying to figure out what to tell my wife about her car."
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"Understand, gentlemen, if you wish to do business with us..."
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"you must take the entire shipment."
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"Test the merchandise."
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"Half the payment now..."
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"half tomorrow, half on delivery."
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"The price is not negotiable."
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"The merchandise is satisfactory, yes?"
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"Good. Then we can do business."
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"Use the Vista card. You get frequent flyer miles."
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"The shipment will be prepared and boxed Friday evening..."
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"and ready for shipping Saturday morning."
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"l need a signature and daytime phone number."
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"lt's a pleasure doing business with you."
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"Not so fast."
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"The carbons?"
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"Oh...smart man."
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"l like doing business with smart men."
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"They know never to screw with me."
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"There's something between you and this General Mortars."
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"He was my C.O. in 'Nam."
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"The ClA listed him as MlA..."
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"but the V.A. l.D.'d his M.O., and we put out an APB."
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"Oh, l see."
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"May l help you?"
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"lt can't be. Not Mary O'Brien..."
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"the bucktoothed, freckle-faced..."
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"pigtailed little girl l knew in the fifth grade?"
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"No, l'm not. May l help you?"
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"l'm Sergeant Luger. This is Sergeant Colt."
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"These are our wallets. Metropolitan Police."
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"We'd like to speak to whomever's in charge."
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"Follow me."
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"Miss Demeanor will be right with you."
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"Help yourself to some cookies."
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"Let me do the talking."
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"l've eaten her cookies."
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"You're the boss."
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"Detectives Colt and Loser?"
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"Oh, sorry. Loogie."
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"Uh, why don't you make yourselves at home?"
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"No, l meant why don't you sit down..."
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"and tell me what you want?"
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"Can l get either of you something to drink?"
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"Uh, just water."
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"No, thanks."
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"We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor."
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"Oh, sounds violent."
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"l hate violence."
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"Anyone for snow cones?"
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"Thanks."
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"During the course of investigating two homicides..."
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"we found boxes of Wilderness Girl cookies."
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