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Clips from Loaded Weapon 1

"lt's tingling."
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"Good, lrv. That means it's working."
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"Here's to getting through another lousy day."
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"Claire."
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"l miss you so much."
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"l'm trying, Claire."
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"God knows l'm trying."
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"But it's too damn hard without you."
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"l'll get the bastards that took you."
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"Well, Herb, back to the salt mines."
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"Mind if l drive this time?"
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"This is supposed to be an express line!"
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"No, he had fuller lips. Pouting lips."
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"Wide eyes. Yes, that's him."
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"Dooley, give it a break."
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"What's going on?"
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"Dooley's bet us he can escape in fifteen minutes."
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"-How long has he been at it? -Three days."
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"Better step on it, Dooley."
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"You think crime's taking a holiday?"
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"Well, think again!"
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"-What the hell you want, Luger? -l want the York case."
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"There is no York case! lt was a suicide! Coffee?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Cappuccino? Espresso?"
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"Hey, Scotty, can you get this machine to work?"
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"l'm giving it all she's got, Captain!"
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"lf l push it any harder, the whole thing'll blow!"
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"Give me my plate!"
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"l don't think York was a suicide."
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"She was onto something."
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"On something is more like it."
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"Those Wilderness Girls cookies was laced with cocaine!"
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"No wonder l couldn't eat just one."
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"York left me a message."
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"She'd uncovered a drug-running operation."
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"l think that's what got her killed."
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"You don't think it was the bullets?"
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"Give me the case."
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"You're days from retirement. Let it go."
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"York was a partner, a friend. l owe her."
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"l owe it to every cop who's walked a beat..."
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"every cop who's made a bust..."
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"who's ever laid his life on the line!"
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"Wait a minute!"
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"l'm the captain here! l do all the yelling!"
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"lf it's that important to you, take the damn case!"
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"Thank--thank you, Captain."
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"Don't be so fast to thank me!"
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"Because you're going to be naked on this one."
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"People are going to be watching!"
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"You screw up, you'll be hung out to dry!"
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"You drop the ball, you'll be left twisting in the wind!"
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"lf you embarrass this department..."
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"your pants will be dancing with figs!"
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"ls that clear?"
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"Everything but the pants-fig thing."
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"And one other thing--"
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"Narco's sending over one of their burned-out psychos..."
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"to look into the Wilderness Girl cookies."
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"l'm teaming him with you."
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"Captain, you know l work alone."
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"You get the case, you get Jack Colt!"
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"Cigarette!"
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"Cigarette! Hit the floor!"
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"Hey, back off!"
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"Easy."
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"That's Luger's new partner."
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"Captain, you can't seriously be thinking of using this man."
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"He's dangerous, a menace."
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"A loose cannon."
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"A walking time bomb."
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"Most of all, he is gun-happy."
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"Where do you get off saying that?"
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"l give up."
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"There's someone you better talk to..."
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"if this case involves cookies."
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"Not him."
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"Yeah. Him."
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"You know the rules."
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"Do not touch the glass."
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"Do not hand him any sharp instruments..."
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"power tools, sewing materials, or condiments."
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"Make sure you stay to the left when you walk down the hall."
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"He's in the last cell."
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"The right! l meant stay to the right!"
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"What?"
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"Un papa?"
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"ls it a code?"
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"An obscure foreign language?"
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"So, this is Mr. "Screw With Your Brain..."
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""Eat Your Spleen..."
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""Wear Your Flesh As A Hair Net" Leacher, huh?"
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"Well, look who's Mr. Scaredy Pants now."
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"ldentification, please."
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"Closer."
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"Please sit."
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"Dr. Leacher, we need to ask you--"
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"There's someone out there again, isn't there?"
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"A bad boy with pastries."
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"Hai Karate. You wear that sometimes, don't you?"
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"But not today. Today it's..."
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"mentholated deep-heat rub."
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"You order chef's salad with dressing on the side."
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"You have an attractive wife with perky breasts..."
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"a nine-year-old son, and a sixteen-year-old daughter."
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"Who told you that?"
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"l saw their picture in your wallet."
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"We came to talk about cookies."
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"Quid pro quo, Mr. Colt."
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"What's that mean?"
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"lt means l'm pretentious."
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"Tell me about the worst meal you've ever eaten, Mr. Colt."
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"Quick!"
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"Uh, it was a fish sandwich at--"
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"Don't tell him anything."
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"Can you help us?"
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"You hold the key, Mr. Colt."
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"Look into yourself for an answer to the cookie concern."
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"Look to a man with whom you were involved."
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