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Clips from Lucifer - The One with the Baby Carrot (S03E03)

"I got pissed."
Lucifer
"Went medieval on his ass to send a message."
Lucifer
"No one touches my girl."
Lucifer
"And what about the Sinnerman?"
Lucifer
"Man, I have no idea what you're talking about."
Lucifer
"Oh, you must know. Come on, Alonso."
Lucifer
"What about the Sinnerman?"
Lucifer
"I don't know."
Lucifer
"You must know!"
Lucifer
"I don't know anything... I swear."
Lucifer
"I believe you."
Lucifer
"He was telling the truth."
Lucifer
"I mean, maybe"
Lucifer
"the Sinnerman manipulated Alonso without him realizing it."
Lucifer
"Or perhaps he was just a deranged fellow who felt"
Lucifer
"impaling a rival lover to death was the way to his girl's heart."
Lucifer
"It's a bit old-fashioned, really."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I want to talk about your wings."
Lucifer
"Oh, bloody hell. They're not out again?!"
Lucifer
"So they grew back?"
Lucifer
"They did... this morning."
Lucifer
"Sneaky buggers."
Lucifer
"- You can't keep doing this to yourself. - Oh, I agree."
Lucifer
"- You do? - Yes."
Lucifer
"It's getting exhausting... and quite messy."
Lucifer
"No, I need a new solution."
Lucifer
"Maybe I should hire someone to do it."
Lucifer
"Or maybe your solution is"
Lucifer
"to accept that, for now, you have wings again."
Lucifer
"What, and let Dad win, or whoever it bloody is?"
Lucifer
"I... I don't think so."
Lucifer
"It's easy to let external factors... define us."
Lucifer
"Especially the traumatic ones."
Lucifer
"But only if we let them."
Lucifer
"We all have itchy butts."
Lucifer
"Excuse me?"
Lucifer
"No, it's just something a woman said to me"
Lucifer
"right before I punched her in the face."
Lucifer
"It's not about the idea. It's about the execution."
Lucifer
"It's about how I use the wings."
Lucifer
"That's... actually..."
Lucifer
"pretty wise."
Lucifer
"Yeah. So I'll just tuck them away"
Lucifer
"- and pretend they don't exist. - Less good."
Lucifer
"Someone else is giving favors. Who cares?"
Lucifer
"I'm Lucifer bloody Morningstar!"
Lucifer
"I do favors better than anyone else."
Lucifer
"Amongst other things, of course."
Lucifer
"Or at least, I used to."
Lucifer
"And I think that maybe..."
Lucifer
"...it's about time I got back in the game."
Lucifer
"Hello."
Lucifer
"So, tell me. What is it that you truly desire?"
Lucifer
"I'm fairly certain that my Father's behind it."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I'm not angry with you,"
Lucifer
"that you somehow got your wings back,"
Lucifer
"or even that you cut them off again."
Lucifer
"I was tested once, and I failed."
Lucifer
"I'm not gonna fail again."
Lucifer
"I suppose this won't bother you."
Lucifer
"But you cut them off."
Lucifer
"The pesky things seem to be"
Lucifer
"a bit more tenacious this time around."
Lucifer
"I'm Lieutenant Marcus Pierce."
Lucifer
"Heard a lot about you, Lieutenant,"
Lucifer
"and I'm really excited to work with you."
Lucifer
"Aren't you that corrupt cop that got off easy?"
Lucifer
"Excuse me?"
Lucifer
"People come to me to ask for favors,"
Lucifer
"and more often than not, I'm happy to oblige."
Lucifer
"What do you get?"
Lucifer
"Simply to be repaid at a later date."
Lucifer
"A devilish IOU, if you will."
Lucifer
"Who's the Sinnerman?"
Lucifer
"That's who hired me to kidnap you."
Lucifer
"He's a scary dude. Huge crime boss."
Lucifer
"And where do I find him?"
Lucifer
"You don't. He finds you."
Lucifer
"This way."
Lucifer
"Ah..."
Lucifer
"You're an angel."
Lucifer
"Oh, gosh."
Lucifer
"Uh, my apologies."
Lucifer
"And for the record, I don't usually suffer"
Lucifer
"from premature unfurling."
Lucifer
"Right. Now, where were we?"
Lucifer
"No, keep them out."
Lucifer
"I'm totally into cosplay."
Lucifer
"I could dress up as a devil and make it really sexy."
Lucifer
"I have no desire to have sex with myself."
Lucifer
"Not right now, at least."
Lucifer
"Where are you going?"
Lucifer
"To do some grooming."
Lucifer
"I'd recommend you leave. Now."
Lucifer
"I'm about to engage in a rather gruesome form"
Lucifer
"of manscaping."
Lucifer
"You cut them off, didn't you?"
Lucifer
"I did, yes."
Lucifer
"But then they grew back, so I cut them off again."
Lucifer
"It's like whack-a-mole back there."
Lucifer
"I'm worried about you."
Lucifer
"What you're describing is self-mutilation."
Lucifer
"Doctor, someone is forcing those wings on me."
Lucifer
"They took away my devil face."
Lucifer
"And I won't stand for someone making me something I'm not."
Lucifer
"Are you any closer to finding out who did this?"
Lucifer
"Yes. Well, a little."
Lucifer
"He calls himself "The Sinnerman.""
Lucifer
"From what I can gather,"
Lucifer
"he's a criminal mastermind who just moved his operation"
Lucifer
"to Los Angeles, but no one seems to have ever met him,"
Lucifer
"which makes punching him in the face frustratingly difficult."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe..."
Lucifer
"Doctor,"
Lucifer
"are you sure you're all right to be back at work?"
Lucifer
"I mean, it really hasn't been that long"
Lucifer
"since Mum flambéed you."
Lucifer
"Yes. It certainly was a..."
Lucifer
"traumatic experience."
Lucifer
"Fortunately, I'm trained to deal with that sort of thing,"
Lucifer
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