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Clips from Family Guy - Young Parent Trap (S19E19)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Well, here we are."
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"Oh, and if you hear the guys call me "Poopy Thumb,""
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"I‐it's just a fun nickname,"
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"it's not something that actually happened."
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"Hey, Poopy Thumb."
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"It was Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard from my sandwich."
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"How many times do I have to say it?!"
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"Okay."
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"No need to relitigate what four of our peers saw."
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"Hi, everyone."
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"I'm your children's teacher, Miss Laura,"
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"and like pretty much everyone in America right now,"
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"I'm very high on legalized edible pot."
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"Ha‐ha."
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"It's crazy how much your kids look like you."
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"Wha..."
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"Peter, pay attention."
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"Sorry, I was having a Fast Times daydream"
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"about that tank top mom."
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"Yeah, that's disgusting."
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"How would you like it if she did that to you?"
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"I chocked on water"
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"and had to get mouth‐to‐mouth from a guy."
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"Five, four,"
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"three, two, one..."
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"Yay!"
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"All right, that's officially"
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"the latest any of us have ever been up."
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"‐ ‐Oh‐ho!"
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"A little tired, Stewie?"
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"No. I just yawned because somebody else yawned."
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"I could do this all night. You tired?"
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"Oh, no. At home, they call me the night..."
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"Is Garrick Utley alive?"
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"I... I don't know, Peter."
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"Hey, I've been meaning to ask you all night‐‐"
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"those vintage pants are amazing, where did you get them?"
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"Oh, they were folded neatly on a toilet in the gas station."
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"Hey, you know, we're starting a text chain"
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"with some of the other young parents."
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"Young parents?"
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"Yeah, new parents like us have to stick together."
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"Yes, we do."
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"Because we're very young."
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"Great. Can we get your number?"
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"Sure. We're Lakeside 4‐7..."
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"He's kidding. We'll hit you with the digits."
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"Great."
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"Oh, my God, Peter, did you hear that?"
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"What? I'm chewing celery. I can't hear anything."
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"They think Stewie's our first."
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"Ah! They think we're young."
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"- You're hurting me. - This is our chance."
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"Our chance to break away"
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"from the Joes and Bonnies of the world."
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"Our chance to finally make cool friends."
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"Well, I don't know what you're saying, Lois,"
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"but that horse is the dumbest horse"
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"I have ever seen in my life."
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"It hurt to hear,"
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"but deep down, I respected him for saying it."
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"Finally someone had told me the truth."
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"And that boy grew up to have a multiplatinum recording career."
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"Hi, I'm Richard Marx,"
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"and I suck at making clay horses,"
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"but ask your wife if she cares."
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"♪ Wherever you go ♪"
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"♪ Whatever you do ♪"
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"♪ I will be right here ♪"
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"♪ Waiting for you. ♪"
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"Oh, my God, it's from Matt and Kate"
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"on that text chain. Uh,"
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""Heading out for 'ritas downtown with the other young parents."
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"Meet in 15?""
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"Oh, Peter, we have to go!"
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"Now?"
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"Peter, look."
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"The menu doesn't have dollar signs."
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"It just has a number and a period."
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"Ah! I feel like I'm in Brooklyn!"
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"Damn it, all the employees are wearing regular clothes,"
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"so it's impossible to ask anybody for help."
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"Griffins."
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"Uh, you want to sit at the high‐seat low‐table,"
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"or the low‐seat high‐table?"
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"How about those four old barber chairs"
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"around the operating tables from the state insane asylum?"
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"Ah, isn't this place great?"
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"Amazing."
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"Hi, my name is Isaac. I'll be your server."
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"Have you all eaten with us before?"
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"No, but I get how restaurants work."
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"Now, what can I get for you, hon?"
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"Well, this is us."
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"Boy, I almost don't want this night to end."
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"- Me either. - Well, I got an idea."
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"You mind if I use your bathroom to do number two?"
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"Wow, your place is amazing."
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"A pool, a spa, and all the lights are on dimmers."
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"And a digital thermostat."
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"Oh, my God, it's like we're on a spaceship."
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"Well, there's an open unit if you guys are interested."
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"‐ ‐Is the toilet a bit better in that one?"
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"Actually, it's kind of embarrassing,"
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"but the toilet in that one is shaped"
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"like a Hungry Hungry Hippo."
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"I don't know, Peter."
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"It just doesn't feel like the responsible thing"
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"to abandon Chris and Meg."
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"The polka dot top goes with the white bottoms, too, right?"
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"Oh, definitely. Very old Hollywood."
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