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Clips from Family Guy - The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E20)

"That your mother's a whore."
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie. How was your detention?"
Family Guy
"Brian Griffin, is that really you?"
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"Been a long time, it has."
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"I saw you this morning."
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"The world's gone and got itself in a big damn hurry."
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"You lose track of time on the inside, Brian."
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"You wouldn't know."
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"You ain't seen the things I've seen."
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"Preschool detention? No, I guess I haven't."
Family Guy
"‐What'd you do in there? ‐Got jacked."
Family Guy
"‐You look exactly the same. ‐And yet I got jacked."
Family Guy
"Okay, time to make this office my own"
Family Guy
"and decorate it with my prized achievements."
Family Guy
"Ah, let's start with my Big Mouth Billy Bass"
Family Guy
"with the battery removed"
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"so I don't have to be interrupted by that nonsense."
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"Ah, my framed ticket stub"
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"from opening night of Independence Day."
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"My Purple Heart."
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"‐(jazzy piano music playing) ‐(lively chatter)"
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"Today, for a special birthdays treat,"
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"I've acquired Marty McFly's amp."
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"(low electrical humming)"
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"Who's ready to rock birthdays?"
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"(cheering)"
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"There."
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"A lifetime of fragilely framed achievements."
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"(electric guitar blares)"
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"What the hell?"
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"(gasps)"
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"Mr. Lloyd!"
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"What is going on in here?"
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"(gasps)"
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"Ow! Ow! Aah!"
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"Sorry."
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"Aah! That didn't work!"
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"Ow, my bones!"
Family Guy
"I had a very good rotation guy work on this."
Family Guy
"Ow, though!"
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"Ow! Please stop!"
Family Guy
"Sorry. Sorry. I‐I don't know what to say."
Family Guy
"I'll call the guy. I‐I don't know, I don't know what to say."
Family Guy
"Griffin, is this some kind of"
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"secret birthday celebration room?"
Family Guy
"I made a decision to cancel office birthdays,"
Family Guy
"and it was very explicit."
Family Guy
"There was nudity?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, you leave me no other choice."
Family Guy
"‐You're fired. ‐Fired?"
Family Guy
"Can I still get paid and just not come?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye"
Family Guy
"to the security guards whose names I never learned."
Family Guy
"Take care, Cap'n."
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"Stay golden, Chief."
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"Be well, Buckaroo."
Family Guy
"Bye, Francesca Louise Allessandro."
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"Say hi to Max and Samuel and your sister Eloise for me."
Family Guy
"And good luck with your night courses."
Family Guy
"Hey, do you have, like, a nickname on Instagram?"
Family Guy
"I'm having trouble finding you."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you were fired from the brewery."
Family Guy
"I mean, how are we gonna pay our bills?"
Family Guy
"That depends."
Family Guy
"When you use Venmo, do they just, like,"
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"believe you that you have the money?"
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"No."
Family Guy
"‐Right? ‐CHRIS and MEG: No."
Family Guy
"Fine. Maybe they'll take me back"
Family Guy
"as the Radio City Rockette with too‐big shoes."
Family Guy
"(lively big band music playing)"
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"Shoes!"
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"Shoes!"
Family Guy
"Should we just get him smaller shoes?"
Family Guy
"Wouldn't matter. He butters his feet."
Family Guy
"Stewie, breakfast!"
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"(harmonica playing somber music)"
Family Guy
"When did this new slab of beef get delivered?"
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"My name's Chris."
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"You don't have a name until I give you one."
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"You're a little young and plump to be in a place like this."
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"You need a friend."
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"Someone who can provide you with protection."
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"I could be your friend."
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"All we'll need is a BIC pen and a lighter."
Family Guy
"Why? So you can burn a swastika into my butt?"
Family Guy
"Well, you just ruined the surprise, you goofball."
Family Guy
"Oh. Stewie."
Family Guy
"(chuckles nervously)"
Family Guy
"What brings you by?"
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"You're gonna give me what I want."
Family Guy
"Um, wh‐what are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"You know."
Family Guy
"We're doing this, and you're gonna find a way to enjoy it."
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"(sobbing)"
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"(upbeat electronic music playing)"
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"(sobbing): I‐I don't like it."
Family Guy
"I don't understand what's happening."
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"The three sisters have a magic hopscotch board"
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"that turns them into superheroes,"
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"but only at night and never if it's raining."
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"It's too complicated and noisy."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it is both of those things."
Family Guy
"And their cat speaks French."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Oh, there you are, Rupert."
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"Funny how I never got a visit in detention."
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"Not even a letter."
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"What do you mean you couldn't find a stamp?"
Family Guy
"Well, no need to mail it now."
Family Guy
"Show me the letter."
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"Show me the damn letter!"
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"I met a new friend in detention."
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"His name is Thomas the Shank Engine."
Family Guy
"I think it's time you two met."
Family Guy
"You want to meet him? (grunting)"
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"What's going on in here?"
Family Guy
"You don't know what detention was like, Brian."
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