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Clips from Family Guy - The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E20)

"I feel like I aged four years in there."
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"On the first day, an older boy put two fingers on my nose"
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"and just took it right off my face and held it in front of me"
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"and said, "I got it. I got your nose.""
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"That ever happen to you, Brian?"
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"You ever seen your own nose wiggling between two fingers"
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"right in front of your face?"
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"And he never gave it back."
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"‐Stewie, what's going on in here? ‐(sobbing)"
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"Okay, you are coming with me."
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"(sobbing): They've got my nose, Brian."
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"They've got my nose."
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"(sobbing)"
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"They've got my‐‐"
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"(sighs): Ah."
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"This changes everything."
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"Ooh, bubbles!"
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"Aw, looks like somebody was overdue for his bath time."
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"That's why you've been so cranky."
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"All right, after this, we'll get you into your footsie jammies"
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"and tucked into bed."
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"Ah, finally, I can put that whole detention experience"
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"behind me and just live."
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"Whoa."
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"Yep, so that's how your granddad"
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"got his back tattoo and hepatitis."
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"Never share a needle with Ben Affleck."
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"How did you and Other Granddaddy meet?"
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"That's a story for when you're older."
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"The kids at school were asking if you're a bottom or a top."
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"They should not be asking that."
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"They said if that was your answer, then you were a bottom."
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"Who are these (bleep) kids you're talking to?"
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"I would like to have a word with their attractive fathers."
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"And that's how you say "productivity""
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"in 11 different languages,"
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"which, in hindsight, was not a productive use of time."
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"Oh, sorry to interrupt."
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"I just came to clear the search history off my computer"
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"before the I. T. guy‐‐ uhp, he's already got it."
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"Boy, you're really all in on Asa Akira."
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"Way off, pal. This is the only place I can masturbate."
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"Griffin, just go."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, fat man, my fat man."
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"Mr. Pabian."
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"Get down from there at once."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, fat man, my fat man."
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"Ms. Towers, get down."
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"Do you hear me? I order you to get down."
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"Oh, fat man, my fat man."
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"Get down! Every one of you."
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"That is a direct order. Do you hear me?"
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"Oh, fat man, my fat man."
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"Oh, fat man, my fat man."
Family Guy
"Oh... (speaking gibberish)"
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"Thank you all. Thank you."
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"As someone who doesn't remember movies,"
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"I've never seen such an original display of faith in a colleague."
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"‐Peter, you're rehired. ‐Really?"
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"(sighs) Griffin, I guess I've learned"
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"that employees are willing to endure a crappy job,"
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"low pay, meaningless work, no upward mobility,"
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"laughable benefits packages, countless OSHA violations,"
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"exposure to hazardous waste and emotional abuse"
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"as long as there are balloons and pieces of cake once a month."
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"I guess I can allow that."
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"(cheering)"
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"And I've learned that every office needs a worst employee"
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"that all the other employees can look down on."
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"I can be that. I can be that guy."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me."
Family Guy
"Hey‐hey, Francesca Louise Allessandro!"
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"Good news. I found your Instagram."
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"Did you see the 90 photos I liked in a row"
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"last night at 2:00 a. m.?"
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"Also, who's @BeckyFitness96, and can you tell her to unblock me?"
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"Well, Peter, I'm glad you got your job back."
Family Guy
"Me, too, Lois, but I am gonna miss"
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"getting to perform every week."
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"You don't need to be in charge of birthdays to perform."
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"You know, you're right, Chris."
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"♪ June is bustin' out all over ♪"
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"♪ It's birthdays and na‐na‐na‐na‐na ♪"
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"‐♪ And a zabba... ♪ ‐(doorbell rings)"
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"(Peter continues singing gibberish)"
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"(audience cheers and applauds)"
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"Oh, my! Tony Award‐winning performer Leslie Uggams?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I heard you were singing my song,"
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"but I think you got the words wrong."
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"It isn't "hana‐wanna‐dada‐baba.""
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"‐It's "da‐zalway‐da‐da‐zee‐za." ‐Oh, oh, okay."
Family Guy
"And then is it, uh, something about Nash Bridges?"
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"No, it's "all the little bit of dridges.""
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"Ah, "little bit of dridges," of course."
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"(laughs) Now you got it!"
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"Come on!"
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"(lively orchestra music playing)"
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"♪ June is bustin' out all over ♪"
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"♪ All over the meadow and the hill ♪"
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"♪ And da‐zalway‐da‐da‐zee‐za ♪"
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"♪ All the little bit of dridges ♪"
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"♪ And the morning glories and the fez ♪"
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"♪ Because it's June ♪"
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"♪ June, June, June ♪"
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"♪ Bustin' out, it's June, June ♪"
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"♪ June! ♪"
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"(song ends)"
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"Bravo!"
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"That's from the 1945 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical"
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"Carousel, about carousel barker Billy Bigelow,"
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"whose romance with mill worker Julie Jordan"
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"comes at the price of both their jobs."
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"If you want to know more about it, ask your grandfather,"
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"who was dragged to see it on a date"
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"and then had to get married to touch boob."
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