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Clips from Family Guy - The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E20)

"You've got detention this morning."
Family Guy
"That's where I'm headed."
Family Guy
"Stewie, no, detention isn't in preschool."
Family Guy
"It's in the elementary school building."
Family Guy
"(dramatic musical sting)"
Family Guy
"The elementary school?"
Family Guy
"But that's where the big kids are."
Family Guy
"(dramatic musical sting)"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruins y'all's reveal?"
Family Guy
"Let me go ahead and scooch back a little."
Family Guy
"Beep, beep, beep."
Family Guy
"(dramatic musical sting)"
Family Guy
"Oh, no! Look at that big scary school!"
Family Guy
"(dramatic musical sting)"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"My God, these kids have their teeth."
Family Guy
"And where are their pacifiers? How do they ever sleep?"
Family Guy
"Detention kids are scary."
Family Guy
"Especially that fourth grader writing on the board."
Family Guy
"Ah, that is such a load of"
Family Guy
"(Mickey Mouse voice): truth, a wonderful load of truth."
Family Guy
"(disco music playing inside)"
Family Guy
"(disco music continues)"
Family Guy
"All right, birthdays."
Family Guy
"(disco whoop): Whoop, whoop!"
Family Guy
"MAN: What the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"It's happy birthday"
Family Guy
"(disco whoop): to you."
Family Guy
"I didn't approve this."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Well, who the hell are"
Family Guy
"(disco whoop): you‐you?"
Family Guy
"I'm Preston Lloyd,"
Family Guy
"the new manager of the brewery and your boss."
Family Guy
"(disco whoop): Is that true‐true?"
Family Guy
"Yes. And I've been charged with improving brewery productivity."
Family Guy
"And it has become clear to me that the best way to start is"
Family Guy
"by canceling office birthdays, effective immediately."
Family Guy
"I don't know how to stop on roller skates,"
Family Guy
"so hang on until I run out of momentum."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"But, Mr. Lloyd, you can't cancel office birthdays."
Family Guy
"I'm pretty sure I can."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, I like focused, productive employees."
Family Guy
"But this is a brewery. Beer is supposed to be fun."
Family Guy
"I've been sober for 46 years."
Family Guy
"‐How old are you? ‐46."
Family Guy
"A brewery is not about getting drunk."
Family Guy
"It's a business."
Family Guy
"I need disciplined, productive employees."
Family Guy
"Can you be that, Mr. Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Oh, heavens, no."
Family Guy
"Then we're going to have a problem."
Family Guy
"But, Mr. Lloyd, you can't take away office birthdays."
Family Guy
"People love 'em."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"If it means that much to the employees, fine."
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"‐I'll do them. ‐Aw."
Family Guy
"‐(feedback squeals) ‐Attention, employees."
Family Guy
"This is Mr. Lloyd, your manager."
Family Guy
"I will now resume"
Family Guy
"the office birthday celebration from earlier."
Family Guy
"(clears throat)"
Family Guy
"Helen Daily, date of birth 12/10/1968."
Family Guy
"Martin Burke, date of birth 12/13/1969."
Family Guy
"J.H. Christ, 12/25..."
Family Guy
"zero, zero, zero, zero."
Family Guy
"You now have two minutes to consume cake."
Family Guy
"(stopwatch ticking)"
Family Guy
"(lively chatter)"
Family Guy
"Hey, do you know where I can get a pacifier in this place?"
Family Guy
"I'm jonesing."
Family Guy
"Anyone hears you say that in here,"
Family Guy
"you'll get your ass kicked."
Family Guy
"You're the "something on your shirt" kid, right?"
Family Guy
"How did you know?"
Family Guy
"Well, I make it my business to know."
Family Guy
"You got purdy lips."
Family Guy
"Why, thank you. It's a new serum."
Family Guy
"Move over, lip balms. The secret is retinol."
Family Guy
"Let's talk later."
Family Guy
"I can't believe the new jerk manager"
Family Guy
"canceled office birthdays."
Family Guy
"It was the one thing in life I looked forward to."
Family Guy
"Is this manager a no‐nonsense, button‐down man"
Family Guy
"who's also been in the military?"
Family Guy
"‐How'd you know? ‐Mm‐hmm."
Family Guy
"‐Well, what do I do? ‐Take it from a lawman,"
Family Guy
"whenever authorities have tried to take away something"
Family Guy
"the people find precious,"
Family Guy
"the people have found ways around the law."
Family Guy
"They always find a way, like nature."
Family Guy
"‐(birds chirping) ‐Look at that."
Family Guy
"Tree bent to keep growing toward the sun."
Family Guy
"Anyway, I'm Joe, and I don't do a lot of these."
Family Guy
"Boy, wouldn't you like to know"
Family Guy
"what those little guys are saying?"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"PETER: What's the password?"
Family Guy
"(hushed): "Fat man.""
Family Guy
"‐(lively chatter) ‐(jazzy piano music playing)"
Family Guy
"I'd like to wish all you birthday boys and girls"
Family Guy
"a special day with the help of..."
Family Guy
"The Beatles."
Family Guy
"One, two, three, hit it."
Family Guy
"(crowd cheering)"
Family Guy
"(jazzy piano music playing)"
Family Guy
"The boss is coming."
Family Guy
"‐(music stops) ‐(clamoring)"
Family Guy
"And this is our final stop on the tour."
Family Guy
"What's this room?"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is an unused meeting room"
Family Guy
"that no one pays attention to."
Family Guy
"Ah. Well, then,"
Family Guy
"I suppose there's no need to pay any attention."
Family Guy
"Okay, there was an elderly Jewish family hiding in there,"
Family Guy
"and I don't know what to tell them."
Family Guy
"‐(school bell ringing) ‐(kids chattering)"
Family Guy
"Well, Stewie, you've completed your detention."
Family Guy
"What have you learned from this experience?"
Family Guy
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