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Clips from Family Guy - The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Where's Dad?"
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"It's office birthdays today at the brewery."
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"Ever since your father was put in charge,"
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"he's been taking it very seriously."
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"Okay, Brian, what do you got for me?"
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"Okay, birthday jokes."
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""We may be colleagues, but there's no one in your league.""
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"Boy, that's a brick off the backboard."
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"Chris, what do you got?"
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""I drove the family to Disneyland for vacation,"
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""and when we got off the highway, the sign said,"
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"'Disneyland, Left,' so we drove back home.""
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"Chris, that's going in the show."
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"See that, Brian?"
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"Don't be afraid to pull the heartstrings."
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"Peter, don't you think you might be putting too much time"
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"into office birthdays and not enough into your job?"
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"Come on, Lois. It's the one thing I look forward to at work."
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"It's the one thing I'm good at."
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"I am to birthdays what J. K. Rowling is"
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"to now‐problematic wizard stories."
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"Perhaps Slytherin"
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"or maybe Hufflepuff"
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"or trans women aren't really women."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I mean, uh, the first two things."
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"Okay, who's the next girl or boy?"
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"There's only those two."
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"PETER: Who's ready for June birthdays?"
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"(cheering)"
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"(lively orchestral music playing)"
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"♪ June is bustin' out all over ♪"
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"♪ Every birthday boy and girl who's on the clock ♪"
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"♪ First there's Annie from accounting ♪"
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"♪ Just turned 40, but who's counting? ♪"
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"♪ And that old guy Frank down on the dock ♪"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Leslie Uggams."
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"♪ June is bustin' out all over ♪"
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"♪ Ah, tole, da, da‐doe‐da, tinkin' can ♪"
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"♪ All the hanna‐manna wishes ♪"
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"♪ And the hanna‐wenna fishes ♪"
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"♪ Out of all the morning glories on the spam ♪"
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"♪ Because it's June ♪"
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"♪ Da‐da‐da ♪"
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"♪ Just because it's June, June ♪"
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"♪ June! ♪"
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"‐(song ends) ‐(applause)"
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"Wait, isn't it November?"
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"Who cares? They are marvelous."
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"So I drove my family down to Disneyland for vacation."
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"When we got off the highway, the sign said,"
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""Disneyland, Left," so we drove back home."
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"(laughter)"
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"Thanks. I wrote that."
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"Oh, I'll show him."
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"I own the school paper."
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"Get me dirt on Principal Shepherd's car."
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"I also own the school car wash."
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"Myeah. Myeah."
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"Children, please continue independent play"
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"while I go see if I just sneezed my tampon out."
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"Let's see. Any good reads here?"
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"Hmm, what's this?"
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"Hmm."
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"Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm."
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"My word, this is brilliant."
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"Now to find my mark."
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"Hey, Stewie. What you reading?"
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"Something with different cloths to feel?"
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"No, not since, uh... not since COVID."
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"I say, Doug, it appears you've got something on your shirt."
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"Is that so?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(slow‐motion groaning)"
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"Ha‐ha! There's nothing on your shirt!"
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"It was all a ruse."
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"(wailing)"
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"Doug, are you okay?"
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"Oh, my God, what happened?"
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"‐Who did this to you? ‐Stewie."
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"Stewart Griffin‐Suarez, is that true?"
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"No!"
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"And thank you for that."
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"Rupert and I decided to hyphenate."
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"I hope it doesn't make me look like too much of a pushover."
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"Now, where was I? Oh, yes."
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"(sighs) Screw it."
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"Yes, I hit him."
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"And it was glorious."
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"This is your third strike, Stewie."
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"That means no more time‐outs."
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"You get a detention."
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"Detention?"
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"(scoffs) You can't scare me."
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"The only thing that scares me is a sudden loud noise,"
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"even if it's only spoken."
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Val Kilmer"
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"and Robert Downey Jr."
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"‐in Kiss Kiss... ‐Ooh!"
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"‐...Bang Bang! ‐(screams)"
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"So, how did the birthday thing go?"
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"Amazing, Lois."
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"I've even been asked to do a TED Talk."
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"What is a birthday?"
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"I think it can best be understood by breaking down"
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"the word "birth" and "day.""
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"Where the hell is everyone?"
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"Ah, okay. Now it makes sense."
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"(kissing) Bye‐bye, Stewie."
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"Yeah, buh‐bye, whatever."
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"Stewie, where are you headed?"
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