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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Road Trip (S10E10)

"Doppelganger multiverse theory?"
Archer
"[chuckles] Exactly."
Archer
"And the rest of my crew's... dead?"
Archer
"-Exactly.-Oh, like you didn't kill them."
Archer
"[chuckles nervously] What?"
Archer
"Why would I ever do that, finally?"
Archer
"-Right? -Besides..."
Archer
"You know what? What do you say"
Archer
"we take this half-assed reunionon the road"
Archer
"before that tyrannosaurus whatever shows up for seconds?"
Archer
"-Fascinating. -What?"
Archer
"Our Lana had a lot of angry energy, too."
Archer
"Ha! Hilarious."
Archer
"Oh, is it?"
Archer
"And that was no Tyrannosaurus rexyou saw."
Archer
"I mean, unless a T. rexis capable"
Archer
"of camouflaging itself perfectlyin any surroundings"
Archer
"with chameleon-like..."
Archer
"Oh, shit."
Archer
"It's right behind me, isn't it?"
Archer
"[low snarling]"
Archer
"[snarling]"
Archer
"So, how's that whole blind luck thing working out?"
Archer
"[all shouting]"
Archer
"No! Me!"
Archer
"[Archer laughs]"
Archer
"You tell me."
Archer
"[snarling]"
Archer
"[roaring]"
Archer
"Uh, I mean, seriously, Lana,"
Archer
"At some point, you really got to ask yourself..."
Archer
"It's not the time."
Archer
"...If maybe the luckiest spot in the galaxy"
Archer
"is standing right next to me."
Archer
"Got a whole bunch of wedding photos that say otherwise."
Archer
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
Archer
"[panting]"
Archer
"We have wedding photos?"
Archer
"Oh, yeah. Big box of 'em labeled "Cautionary Tale,""
Archer
"which is what this whole thing'sgonna turn into"
Archer
"if we can't find our way back to the ship."
Archer
"How the hell?"
Archer
"I've learned not to ask."
Archer
"Now, let's get the hell out of here."
Archer
"Wait, what are you talking about? We can't just fly off."
Archer
"What? Then why haveI been lugging this thing around"
Archer
"all this time?"
Archer
"No. I mean we can't just leave everyone."
Archer
"Of course we're not, Lana."
Archer
"-[creature snarls]-Assuming they get here on time."
Archer
"Wow. Such an asshole."
Archer
"-What? -Could you try"
Archer
"not being completely consumed with yourself"
Archer
"for once in your life?"
Archer
"Why?"
Archer
"Wait, I don't want to go wandering around"
Archer
"a man-eating jungle and suddenly I'mthe asshole?"
Archer
"How does that even work?"
Archer
"Oh, I know."
Archer
"Maybe I should shave my head and take up poetry"
Archer
"and see how many things I canrhyme with "soul-sucking" and..."
Archer
"CYRIL: Lana!"
Archer
"Psst! Lana!"
Archer
"What are you guys doing?"
Archer
"[quietly]: Well,we werehiding from that stupid,"
Archer
"giant lizard thingy."
Archer
"But now, thanks to your loud-as-shit ass..."
Archer
"Not so much."
Archer
"[roaring]"
Archer
"Holy..."
Archer
"Shit."
Archer
"Oh, wait."
Archer
"KRIEGER:Ow! What are you doing, woman?!"
Archer
"Besides pissing it off even more!"
Archer
"And totally killing our earballs!"
Archer
"-What? -See?!"
Archer
"[snarling]"
Archer
"-[Pam screaming] -KRIEGER: Goddamn it!"
Archer
"[snarls]"
Archer
"Good God. What the hell's it doing now?"
Archer
"I don't know, moving on to plan B?"
Archer
"Yeah, "B," as in "burying us alive!""
Archer
"[roaring]"
Archer
"[roaring]"
Archer
"Okay."
Archer
"Who brought the dog?"
Archer
"[snarls]"
Archer
"[Archer grunts]"
Archer
"[shouting]"
Archer
"Damn it!"
Archer
"[all shouting]"
Archer
"[snarls]"
Archer
"No!"
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"[whirring]"
Archer
"[creature screeching]"
Archer
"[engines power down]"
Archer
"Well, look who decided not to be a total dick."
Archer
"Just couldn't leave my buddy Cyril behind."
Archer
"Wait, really?"
Archer
"Of course not, idiot."
Archer
"And yet you had the time to stopand make a cocktail."
Archer
"God, you are just so glass half-empty."
Archer
"Ooh, actually, me, too."
Archer
"So just gonna freshen this up."
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"MALORY: Item one."
Archer
"-Item what? -Yeah, what are we even doing?"
Archer
"It's called an agenda."
Archer
"-For what? -So confused right now."
Archer
"I swear, you people!"
Archer
"[inhales] Item one."
Archer
"The insurance company has officially deemed"
Archer
"the Seamus IIa total loss,"
Archer
"so this little enterprise"
Archer
"may actually turn a profit this year."
Archer
"What are you talking about?"
Archer
"-The other crew. -Hang on. I thought those were"
Archer
"our parallel universe doppel-bangers."
Archer
"Oh, for the love of..."
Archer
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