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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - In Your Head (S09E09)

"For what, Cam?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I don't know! - You don't know."
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"- I don't. - You don't know."
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"Ohh... look at it."
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"Smells like eternal love."
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"- Aww...oh. - O-kay."
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"Why are you always in my office?"
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"I do my best work in here."
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"I've been trying to get into his head."
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"I even brought his favorite lunch..."
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"shrimp cocktail and bourbon."
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"Or that's just what you have for lunch every day."
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"That's another thing Earl stole from me!"
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"What did you find out?"
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"First of all, Shirl doesn't know anything about the ashes."
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"And second, we're not gonna be a part of your little feud anymore."
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"- We're gonna be friends. - She's playing you!"
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"- No... - Let me ask you a question."
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"Did you tell her we're bidding on Belmont Gardens?"
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"No. Why?"
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"Because 15 minutes ago, I got a phone call"
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"saying just out of the blue,"
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"Closets Closets Closets Closets is bidding against us."
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"Did she see your proposal?"
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"Yes, Dad! I'm quite sure"
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"she rifled through my bag when I was in the bathroom."
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"You went to the bathroom? Why don't you just give her the company?!"
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"Oh, God."
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"- Bingo! Ketchup! - What does that prove?"
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"- Did she have ketchup for lunch? - She had... French fries."
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"There's your smoking gun."
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"Margaret? I'm gonna need fries and ketchup to get in Shirl's head."
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"No! No, Shirl wouldn't have done this."
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"Um, bad news."
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"Uh, we finally tracked down those pineapple knobs,"
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"but they were all just bought up by Closets..."
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"- No. - ...Closets..."
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"- No, Margaret! - ...Closets Closets."
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"Shirl screwed me."
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"You know what you have to do?"
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"You've got to hit her where it hurts."
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"- What does she value most? - Lazlo."
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"I don't think you understand how humiliating that was for me."
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"There are parts of me that will never uncringe."
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"Oh, my God! So I interrupted some boring story."
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"Dr. Arvin Fennerman is a two-time Vanderkoff Grant winner..."
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"one for philosophy and one for geometry."
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"You can't put him into a box because..."
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"Could you please just read my sample?"
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"This job is important to me. This is my one shot at a real career."
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"Fine, I'll read it. And "real career"?"
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"I've seen this NERP business."
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"Nicole Rosemary Page seems bonkers."
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"Didn't she get in trouble for cannibalism?"
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"No. Turns out there are no laws against"
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"eating your own appendix, and it does help with fine lines."
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"But she's a success story. Child star, Bond girl,"
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"indie darling before she lost all her money to a Fonzie scheme."
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"- Don't you mean Ponzi scheme? - Sadly, no."
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"So, out of desperation, she invented NERP,"
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"and next thing you know... boom! Empire."
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"I just want to be a part of something great."
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"Well, if I'm being honest, your writing sample's actually pretty good."
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"Really?! Thank you."
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"Oh, my God. It's Dr. Fennerman."
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"Don't think, don't breathe, keep your head down."
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"O-kay."
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"Hello."
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"Sorry! Hello, Doctor."
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"- Would you like down sit? - What?"
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"Kind, that's very you of, Alex."
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"Um... tell me again, why were you in my class?"
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"I have a very big interview"
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"with Nicole Rosemary Page, and she was just..."
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"Ugh! You know she's a snake oil salesman, right?"
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"Yes, I know."
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"People complain about the diarrhea all the time,"
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"but that is the point."
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"Her science is utter nonsense."
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"I mean, space stickers that give you energy,"
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"and crystals that absorb Wi-Fi, and seriously... $1,200 socks?"
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"Those sheep eat nothing but sushi."
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"- Are we done here? - Surprisingly, not."
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"This might sound crazy, but..."
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"- I'm going to marry you. - What?!"
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"I'm sorry, first time talking to a real girl?"
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"No, l-l-listen. I-I-I don't get it."
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"Uh, frankly, it boggles the mind, but I've been running"
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"dozens of probability scenarios in my head since we met,"
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"and... and they all end with us..."
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"... together."
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"Oh, I have plenty of those."
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"Um, are you a neuro-electrical current"
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"because you've been running through my mind all day?"
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"But th-th-that's not what this is."
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"This is going to happen, Haley Dunphy."
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"- Ew, how do you know my name? - I know everything."
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"Also, your pass has your name written on it."
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"I think I'm gonna pass out."
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"Right, I've just air-dropped my contact info to your phone."
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"Um, you just tap to accept it."
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"Uh, yeah, not gonna... tap that."
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"I think you will."
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"Haley, there are forces in the universe that we don't understand..."
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"measurable forces that... can't be explained,"
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"but cannot be denied..."
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"and that's... that's what this is."
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"I don't get it, but... I know that it's real."
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"Wow!"
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"That was so dumb!"
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"What? No, it wasn't."
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"You're... You're dumb."
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"That's gonna stick. I'm... I'm in your head."
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"- Okay. - You'll see."
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"Sure, buddy. Now try and walk away cool."
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"- Oh, I will. - Okay."
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"We were standing right here making out."
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"All of a sudden, he said, "I'll be right back","
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"and that was the last I saw of him."
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"You guys, my break is over, but I hope you find him."
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